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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 15:33:48 GMT -5
Not that women are a myth. They're real. But recently (like about a week ago), I decided to lay off the socializing with the ladies for a while. I have a vacation coming up and want to be unattached for it. So in accordance with the universe screwing with me, I've had two separate women ask me out in 4 days. Women NEVER ask me out, or didn't. I mean, srsly universe? I'm worried I won't make it threw the month without a marriage proposal. Is this what its like to be DieselTrain?
And for those out there who wish this would happen to you, I apologize if this sounds arrogant. Do not shun me, for I was once like you...
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 5, 2009 15:35:04 GMT -5
When one isn't looking, that is when the women come out in droves.
Now, just don't be the guy you were a month ago, and keep being the guy that has been avoiding the ladies.
Yeah. Good luck.
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Post by The Booty Disciple on Jan 5, 2009 15:39:30 GMT -5
Be sure to tell them that you frequently rub elbows with some of the finer porn stars in the business. Also, be sure to tell them that, while you're not there yet, eventually you want to move to L.A. and become a producer of smut. You're calling that career move "Going Down in the Valley."
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Post by Maidpool w/ Cleaning Action on Jan 5, 2009 15:42:08 GMT -5
I now shun you J.D.
SHUN YOU!
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 15:43:20 GMT -5
Its all so confusing and frustrating. But in a different way then I'm used to.
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I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Jan 5, 2009 15:43:51 GMT -5
Shun is good on seafood dishes.
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Post by Convoy on Jan 5, 2009 15:44:11 GMT -5
I thought this would be about the female orgasm.
Although I eventually adventured and found it.
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 15:45:05 GMT -5
I thought this would be about the female orgasm. Although I eventually adventured and found it. I once saw a picture of one in a picture book. |
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 5, 2009 15:46:48 GMT -5
Not that women are a myth. They're real. BULLS***!!!! |
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 15:49:51 GMT -5
I present my evidence  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 5, 2009 16:02:23 GMT -5
I thought this would be about the female orgasm. Although I eventually adventured and found it. I agree that they exist but I also am convinced that they are 100% self induced... |
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Post by chibidiablo on Jan 5, 2009 16:13:59 GMT -5
Yup this is how it goes. I met one of my exes at my friend's funeral about a year ago.
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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 5, 2009 16:14:35 GMT -5
I present my evidence You're not fooling me, that's the Roosevelt (sp?) Extraterrestrial in his traveling costume right after the crash. |
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Pulled one over on everyone.
Got away with it, this time.
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Post by Bo Rida on Jan 5, 2009 16:59:55 GMT -5
Women are strange and like to go after what they can't have (I think they pick up on the body language you give off), they love gay guys for this very reason.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 5, 2009 17:02:57 GMT -5
I get hit on constantly now that I have a ring on my finger,
Tip to you lonely crappers buy a wedding ring for yourself, it's like chick catnip.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 5, 2009 17:08:04 GMT -5
Remember Sassy and Chance from Homeward Bound? Chance wonders why when he always begs for food from people, they never give it to him. Sassy says the reason she always gets it is because she gets food by pretending she doesn't want food. Then Hope proceeds to show up and give Sassy some of the food off her plate.
Same principle applies to getting women.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 5, 2009 17:14:47 GMT -5
So, women are like dogs?
And eat people food?
I get it.
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 17:20:14 GMT -5
I'm having a woman over tonight that will be eating pizza. And, since she's one I actually like and have perused, I assume she'll continue to remain uninterested.
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Post by Just Jay on Jan 5, 2009 17:52:24 GMT -5
Well, its one of those experience things. To get women, you have to be with a woman.
I wish I were making this painful statistic up, but I'm not. Since being with the love of my life, I'm constantly being hit on by 4 different girls. Man, if only I were a heartless morally devoid ogre.
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 17:55:35 GMT -5
Well, its one of those experience things. To get women, you have to be with a woman. I wish I were making this painful statistic up, but I'm not. Since being with the love of my life, I'm constantly being hit on by 4 different girls. Man, if only I were a heartless morally devoid ogre. if you were an ogre I would hunt you for sport. |
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Hunt. Hunt.
