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Post by SsnakeBite, the No1 Frenchman on Jan 5, 2009 10:34:01 GMT -5
Because you touch yourself at night.
Wait, YOU have a girlfriend, so YOU don't need to do that.
*cries in a corner*
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 10:34:15 GMT -5
...are any of your single friends pretty ladies?
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Post by teamjd on Jan 5, 2009 10:34:30 GMT -5
Because you touch yourself at night. Wait, YOU have a girlfriend, so YOU don't need to do that. *cries in a corner* you still CAN |
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 5, 2009 10:34:35 GMT -5
Things are not always as they seem.
More or less, it's a grass is always greener thing. I remember this happening to me back in the day, but when I sat back and thought about it, I realized I was not being rational.
Basically, my friends being single/dating/married has always fluctuated between 40-60%. When I was single, I hung out with other single friends but I wanted to see my Coupled friends. (because being Single, I desired to have somebody so I hung around people that had others)When I was in a couple, I always wanted to see my single friends (because I longed for the days of being free and easy all the time, thus, I wanted to hang with other bachelors).
Long story short?
Shop Smart, Shop S Mart.
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 5, 2009 10:43:46 GMT -5
Why? Because God hates us.
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 5, 2009 11:20:41 GMT -5
Well unless your friends are gonna give you some action, I say your making out on the deal.
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Hunt. Hunt.
