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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 1, 2009 18:50:01 GMT -5
Think I could score a victory over a Sloth. It would have to be slow and lumbering whatever it was. Just be glad sloths are small now. If you had to face a Sloth from the Ice Age, you'd be screwed. They were twice the size of a grizzly bear....and this is when they were on all fours. Standing straight up they were easily 4 times the size. They also have claws as big as tantos/daggers. Hell, with one swipe, an Ice Age Sloth(or Giant Sloth) could mortally wound SABERTOOTH CATS.
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Post by Paul Servo on Jan 1, 2009 19:48:25 GMT -5
Kirsty Alley
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Post by Vice honcho room temperature on Jan 1, 2009 21:46:02 GMT -5
I'd pin a trumpet
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2009 21:47:48 GMT -5
A beached blue whale.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 1, 2009 21:49:26 GMT -5
Think I could score a victory over a Sloth. It would have to be slow and lumbering whatever it was. Just be glad sloths are small now. If you had to face a Sloth from the Ice Age, you'd be screwed. They were twice the size of a grizzly bear....and this is when they were on all fours. Standing straight up they were easily 4 times the size. They also have claws as big as tantos/daggers. Hell, with one swipe, an Ice Age Sloth(or Giant Sloth) could mortally wound SABERTOOTH CATS. Somehow the sabretooth cats reference makes me think you've seen Walking with Prehistoric Beasts at least once.
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Post by charlie ford on Jan 1, 2009 23:00:35 GMT -5
Ive K-O a apaca befor with a punch. And just tonight i hit a raccoon in the head with a frying pan
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I'll get you next time, Gadget...NEXT TIME!
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Post by Claw died on Jan 1, 2009 23:01:42 GMT -5
A kitten, if I'm armed.
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Post by aka Cthulhu on Jan 1, 2009 23:04:24 GMT -5
A Hippopotamus, and a Bear. At the same time, with two of each. Cthulhu does not fear instant death!
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Post by blackout734 on Jan 1, 2009 23:19:50 GMT -5
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 1, 2009 23:35:44 GMT -5
A bunny. I could see myself punting it like a football. Bunny hops over to me, "Excuse me good sir, might you perhaps have any carrots?" Me, *phoot!!!* Afterwords I sing and dance in a small cloud of fluff.
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Post by Non Banjoble Tokens on Jan 1, 2009 23:36:14 GMT -5
Do Pandas count as mammals? No, they're birds.
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Post by bubbles on Jan 1, 2009 23:40:03 GMT -5
A fat, old dog.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 2, 2009 5:39:02 GMT -5
I reckon a Gnu or a Yak. Pretty lumbering things, I could get inside them.
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Post by Koda, Master Crunchyroller on Jan 2, 2009 5:41:46 GMT -5
Just be glad sloths are small now. If you had to face a Sloth from the Ice Age, you'd be screwed. They were twice the size of a grizzly bear....and this is when they were on all fours. Standing straight up they were easily 4 times the size. They also have claws as big as tantos/daggers. Hell, with one swipe, an Ice Age Sloth(or Giant Sloth) could mortally wound SABERTOOTH CATS. Somehow the sabretooth cats reference makes me think you've seen Walking with Prehistoric Beasts at least once. You are correct sir. Actually I've seen it at least 10 times.
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Post by 'Foretold' Joker on Jan 2, 2009 6:28:24 GMT -5
I'll go with a Fox.
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Post by longdogga on Jan 2, 2009 7:40:39 GMT -5
how would you get it on it's back??/ or a submission even?
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Post by chibidiablo on Jan 2, 2009 7:59:01 GMT -5
On land I'm confident I could f*** up a Blue Whale
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Post by GreenMan on Jan 2, 2009 9:20:17 GMT -5
probably another human haha
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Post by Cela on Jan 2, 2009 13:36:44 GMT -5
I've choked out a horse once. Just put on a guillotine choke and down it went. This was next to a hill so ol Loki rolled a bit before regaining consciousness. I looked at my arms with newfound respect.
I want to fight a specific bear. I think I could take it. Some of you know why.
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Jan 3, 2009 13:37:49 GMT -5
how would you get it on it's back??/ or a submission even? Ankle lock?
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