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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jan 1, 2009 8:20:20 GMT -5
So please wrestlecrap, tell me what I should do to avoid getting killed or possibly castrated.
oh and CL stands for craig's list BTW incase anyone was wondering.
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Post by Loki on Jan 1, 2009 8:56:25 GMT -5
Pray. A lot...  Seriously, I think just as in any other "behind-a-monitor-interaction" you should take your time for getting known with the other person for a while, before actually meeting him/her/it in the real world. Sure, some weeks/months of IM and emails won't guaranteed she/he/it is NOT a 60 years old nympho, an axe murderer or an undercover federal agent, but the more you wait, the less possible it gets. Final golden rules: * Don't trust the profile picture * If she/he looks and sounds awesome, there MUST be a flaw somewhere anyway |
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Post by x on Jan 1, 2009 9:10:51 GMT -5
Just some tips:
-Always meet in a public place. This way you can determine whether or not they're real and whether or not you'll actually want to pork once you meet.
-Always have some sort of self defense deal around. If you are "hosting" then have a bat under your bed or a knife in your drawer. This prevents her from pulling a knife out of her purse and attacking you. If you go to her place, pocket knife or have some sort of mace type thing.
-Everyone is on craigslist for a reason. Like Loki said, if she seems awesome there's gotta be a flaw. And the hotter and the cooler the girl is, the bigger the flaw will be.
-Also, if you decide to do the nasty, condom. Always. I wouldn't even trust oral. It's one thing if you doing it with someone you know, because more than likely you'll know about any diseases and if not, a friend would more than likely warn you. With a craigslist girl all of a sudden you have a herpes breakout and she's not returning your emails/angry voicemails.
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 1, 2009 10:24:53 GMT -5
Take pictures.
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Post by Libertine on Jan 1, 2009 10:26:24 GMT -5
How about cutting out all of the risks presented by the replies in this thread and meeting women in the normal manner? Or if you want it that bad go to a prostitute.
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Post by thwak is T.hawk on Jan 1, 2009 11:21:55 GMT -5
How about cutting out all of the risks presented by the replies in this thread and meeting women in the normal manner? Or if you want it that bad go to a prostitute. well that would get rid of the hilarious story I would be able to tell if I make it out alive. |
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Post by biafra on Jan 1, 2009 11:23:35 GMT -5
Tell the person you know martial arts or are mobbed up, that way they won't start no crap.
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Post by Libertine on Jan 1, 2009 11:25:49 GMT -5
How about cutting out all of the risks presented by the replies in this thread and meeting women in the normal manner? Or if you want it that bad go to a prostitute. well that would get rid of the hilarious story I would be able to tell if I make it out alive. It's your funeral, I suppose. That being said, I've used a similar site to meet a few women for no strings sex. I've yet to meet a nutter. They were all good looking and absolutely amazing in bed. I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones. |
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Jan 1, 2009 11:50:15 GMT -5
Unless you're like 13 and/or a girl, you should not have anything to worry about.
This is coming from someone who has had a lot of experience meeting people from various sites.
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Post by Loki on Jan 1, 2009 12:52:15 GMT -5
That being said, I've used a similar site to meet a few women for no strings sex. I've yet to meet a nutter. They were all good looking and absolutely amazing in bed. I suppose I'm one of the lucky ones. I don't think it was luck... It was all in the approach and in the goal of it. "no strings sex", as I take it, probably means something like: "we meet there, we have sex, we dress up again and goodbye see you next time". In such circumstances it's hard to find out if the man/woman you're banging is a nutcase. That is more likely to come up with a different kind of interaction. |
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Post by Blindkarevik on Jan 1, 2009 15:29:03 GMT -5
Okay well... since this is the last time we talk to you before you're killed and someone wears your skin to try and impersonate you... all i can say is, have fun!
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Post by B'Cup x on Jan 1, 2009 15:36:53 GMT -5
wow, i feel kind of oldskool in the fact that ive never met someone through the internet =/
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Post by EAT IT on Jan 1, 2009 16:12:21 GMT -5
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Post by Johnny Danger (Godz) on Jan 1, 2009 16:15:27 GMT -5
....never...meet....women....from....internet
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Post by Chainsaw on Jan 1, 2009 17:25:46 GMT -5
I'm full of it!! Ideas, that is. And tacos. |
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