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Post by The Tank on Jan 6, 2009 19:17:37 GMT -5
Alright, whether this has been done before is inconsequential.
Since Stryker stole the Ask ______ Thread, and it's still on the main page, instead of flipping out, I'm just gonna come up with a new idea. In here...
I ASK THE QUESTIONS!!!
I'll designate a certain period of time in which you have to answer the question I pose. When the time is up, there will be a new question. If you've got a question in mind, PM me.
Yes, this thread is solely for stupidity, which is why the first question is simple:
You have until 8:00 to answer this question.
If China's geopolitical position and economic level is set to eventually surpass the United States at some point in the future, and the US will eventually escape the economic recession we may or may not be in...
why is the sky blue?
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Jan 6, 2009 19:21:46 GMT -5
Well, purple would not have looked as good.
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 6, 2009 19:27:35 GMT -5
It's blue because that is more cheery than Black....Black.....
BLACK!!!!
BLACK!!!!
YOU LOCK ME IN THE CELLAR AND FEED ME PINS!!! WHAT'S FOR TEA MOTHER?? PINS!!!!
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 6, 2009 19:36:45 GMT -5
Someone obviously didn't get enough attention as a child.
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 6, 2009 19:37:16 GMT -5
Do you know what color a giraffe's tongue is, Tank?
Well, do you?
DO YOU?
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Post by Gopher Mod on Jan 6, 2009 19:47:25 GMT -5
Because puppies eat applesauce to protect the ozone layer!
You're welcome!
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Post by The Tank on Jan 6, 2009 19:49:10 GMT -5
Someone obviously didn't get enough attention as a child. That's certainly a strange answer to why the sky is blue. |
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Post by Square on Jan 6, 2009 19:50:17 GMT -5
It's blue because that is more cheery than Black....Black..... BLACK!!!! BLACK!!!! YOU LOCK ME IN THE CELLAR AND FEED ME PINS!!! WHAT'S FOR TEA MOTHER?? PINS!!!! ...What have I told you about putting your fettishes on the internet |
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Post by Brandon Walsh is Insane. on Jan 6, 2009 19:50:08 GMT -5
He could ask, how many hairs are on Hulk Hogans head next... hmm.
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Post by Above Average on Jan 6, 2009 19:51:34 GMT -5
A clear cloudless day-time sky is blue because molecules in the air scatter blue light from the sun more than they scatter red light. When we look towards the sun at sunset, we see red and orange colours because the blue light has been scattered out and away from the line of sight.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2009 19:55:37 GMT -5
The sky is blue because... I allow it to be! BWAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by Above Average on Jan 6, 2009 19:56:35 GMT -5
The sky is blue because... I allow it to be! BWAHAHAHA!!! I'm sticking with my answer. Also, shouldn't it be Answer the Tank? I'm jus' sayin'. |
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Post by Thread Pirate Roberts on Jan 6, 2009 19:59:22 GMT -5
shouldn't it be Answer the Tank? I'm jus' sayin'. Your asking a bit much on the cognization level aren't you. |
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 6, 2009 20:04:11 GMT -5
It's blue because that is more cheery than Black....Black..... BLACK!!!! BLACK!!!! YOU LOCK ME IN THE CELLAR AND FEED ME PINS!!! WHAT'S FOR TEA MOTHER?? PINS!!!! ...What have I told you about putting your fettishes on the internet Keep it to a minimum? |
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Post by The Tank on Jan 6, 2009 20:04:13 GMT -5
And it's 8ish, which means it's time for the next question, also color based (Last one color based, I swear.):
Why are the Mods green? WHY THE BIAS TOWARDS GREEN?!?!? WHY ARE THEY COLOR-IST?!?!?!?!?!?
This one will go until 9.
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Post by Above Average on Jan 6, 2009 20:06:51 GMT -5
shouldn't it be Answer the Tank? I'm jus' sayin'. Your asking a bit much on the cognization level aren't you. Meh. I'd have thought it was just common sense really. Oh well. And Tank, the answer to the new question: The moderators use the colour green to help them blend into the background, as green is the colour of grass - coincidentally the same substance this forum was constructed from 3 years ago. I was here - I remember. EDIT: Damn... nearly FOUR years now! Time flies... |
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jan 6, 2009 20:07:36 GMT -5
Because green is a large component of the color madman, which is the closest to nirvana in a color that you can possibly ever try to put into a Crayola. (You also need a smidgen of blue, which does not even exist on these boards. That's because of the swear filters, which block a lot of the emotions that blue can convey. Blue is associated with one's dark period.)
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Post by Deleted on Jan 6, 2009 20:16:31 GMT -5
Once again the answer is... I Madison allows it to be! BWAHAHAHA!!!
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Post by strykerdarksilence on Jan 6, 2009 20:24:51 GMT -5
Madison said he changed from Red to Green because it bags more chicks.
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Jan 6, 2009 20:28:59 GMT -5
What in the wide world of Sports is going on here?
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