The Wrestlecrap Sitcom thread

[thesam07]

Based off a thread made last year by Stryker Dark Silence, I'd decided to start a thread in which we create our own sitcome starring the entire Wrestlecrap forum.
And if that idea wasn't bad enough, listen to our shows theme ;D

au.youtube.com/watch?v=WwJ_XuAgMNM&feature=related

*this song plays as the opening credits show various scenes from past episodes like "Strotha and Nacho washing the dishes", "Cornfed reading a book, lookig up and shaking his head", "Triple Kelly stepping into a hallway to see Godz sitting outside covered in milk, Triple Kelly shakes her head", "John Amigo sitting in a bath when Stryker walks in as they both turn to the camera and shake their head", "Madison jumping over the couch and landing on it while Deadpool, Madaba and Ani all dressed as a barbershop quartet shake their head", "RD Reynolds just shaking his head" and "Diesel train sitting on a couch with a dog jumping up into his lap. As Diesel and the dog shake their heads."*

*The Sam walks in*
Boy, that King Crab omelete sure hit the "spot".
*canned laughter*
*doorbell rings*
Say, I think someones at the door.
*canned laughter*
*The Sam opens the door to see...*

[Deleted]

*...Evil Masked wordlifeecw standing in the doorway*
*Canned applause*
Hey everyone, what's cookin'?
*Canned laughter and applause*

[Johnny B. Decent]

Pot Roast.

Hey, they can't all be gems.

[thesam07]

Come on in guys, I'll make you some omelletes.
*canned laughter*
Just watch out for my crazy roomate!
*canned "uh oh" *

[The_ripoff_artist]

*runs into the room with lamp shade on his head, and trips over the couch.

[The Tank]

*The Tank enters the room, and the canned raucous cheering is played.*

Dumbasses!

*The Tank leaves as the canned laughter is played.*

[FrankGotch]

Frank Gotch kicks open the door and walks into the room
"huge ovation cheers mixed with woos and whistling".

Gotch: Guys you gotta help me, cause I've really done it this time.
The Sam09: Whats did you do this time?
Gotch: Well I asked Kitty to go dancing with me Friday night, and she said yes.
The Sam09:Thats great man, so whats the problem?
Gotch: I can't dance.
*canned laughter*
The Sam09: Then why did you ask her to go dancing?
Gotch: I don't know man, I got so nervous I just said the first thing I thought of.
*canned laughter*
The Sam09: Well its gonna be tough but I think I can teach you a few moves by Friday.
Gotch: Well you better man, cause if I can't cut a rug by Friday your liable to end up rolled up in one.
*canned laughter*

"commercial break"