Lt. Palumbo
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Post by Lt. Palumbo on Jan 7, 2009 4:32:59 GMT -5
Everytime I go to imdb, I end up clicking on this film, hoping against hope that this time it will in fact be the zombie abortion movie that the title suggests
That's all really
This movie sounds crap
Anyone want to write me a script for a zombie abortion movie? It could be called "Night of the Living Unborn". There we go, I believe I've earned my 70%, now someone else earn their 30% and write the script
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Sajoa Moe
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 7, 2009 12:24:54 GMT -5
Why does every horror movie nowadays have an undead crabwalking guy? Is it a new rule or something?
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 7, 2009 13:09:26 GMT -5
Everytime I go to imdb, I end up clicking on this film, hoping against hope that this time it will in fact be the zombie abortion movie that the title suggests That's all really This movie sounds crap Anyone want to write me a script for a zombie abortion movie? It could be called "Night of the Living Unborn". There we go, I believe I've earned my 70%, now someone else earn their 30% and write the script You mean like all those dead fetuses coming back to life and seeking revenge? I dunno....didn't the DAWN OF THE DEAD remake have a zombie baby in it? Other than that, I mean, to make an entire movie around dead, discarded fetuses is kind of.....taboo, I think. |
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Post by The OP on Jan 7, 2009 13:11:16 GMT -5
Such a film might be able to get funding from the American Family Association.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jan 7, 2009 13:11:59 GMT -5
Why does the ghost kid look like he's about 10 when he supposedly died in the womb? Even if Ghosts age wouldn't he be the same age as the sister (who looks about 20)
Thats my first gripe.
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Jobes
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Post by Jobes on Jan 7, 2009 13:12:41 GMT -5
I can't believe Gary Oldman is in this shit...
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 7, 2009 13:17:00 GMT -5
Why does the ghost kid look like he's about 10 when he supposedly died in the womb? Even if Ghosts age wouldn't he be the same age as the sister (who looks about 20) Thats my first gripe. And a GREAT one it is. My second gripe about it would be the incest factor. So this baby boy never made it outta the womb, and now he wants to crawl up inside his SISTER so SHE can birth him out? What.....the......f***? Really? I mean, why not one of his sister's friends? Or at the very least, an aunt or second cousin twice removed? |
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Post by Arturo Classico on Jan 7, 2009 13:25:56 GMT -5
the concept looks cool it's based of the jewish folklore of the dybbuk which is an evil spirit that posseses people to fulfill what it wanted to achieve in it's life before it died and that has promise but this movie looks to me to totally failed. Like someone said if he looked older than it would make some sense and probably should be rated R as he's suppose to be an evil spirit and I'm sick of all these horror movies lacking any blood, I'm not saying I want movies to going back to all gore but really can't we get one movie thats somewhat gruesome, honestly and I feel this movie needed that honestly it just looks like a bad sequel to The Grudge.
And a GREAT one it is. My second gripe about it would be the incest factor. So this baby boy never made it outta the womb, and now he wants to crawl up inside his SISTER so SHE can birth him out?
[quote]And a GREAT one it is. My second gripe about it would be the incest factor. So this baby boy never made it outta the womb, and now he wants to crawl up inside his SISTER so SHE can birth him out?
What.....the......snork? Really? I mean, why not one of his sister's friends? Or at the very least, an aunt or second cousin twice removed? [/quote]
no that makes some sense as he wants to live and is trying to posses his sisters body since she was allowed to live and he wasn't. They did the same thing in Grant Morrison's X-Men with Cassandra Nova and Chrles Xavier.
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Post by Viking Snad on Jan 7, 2009 14:09:06 GMT -5
I don't care, Odette Yustman is hot.
Hot chick + undead things + dogs with upside down head + obligatory crabwalk guy = win for me.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jan 7, 2009 14:10:33 GMT -5
Why does every horror movie nowadays have an undead crabwalking guy? Is it a new rule or something? Undead Crabwalking Guy is the new Bullet Time. |
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Post by Rorschach on Jan 7, 2009 14:24:07 GMT -5
the concept looks cool it's based of the jewish folklore of the dybbuk which is an evil spirit that posseses people to fulfill what it wanted to achieve in it's life before it died and that has promise but this movie looks to me to totally failed. Like someone said if he looked older than it would make some sense and probably should be rated R as he's suppose to be an evil spirit and I'm sick of all these horror movies lacking any blood, I'm not saying I want movies to going back to all gore but really can't we get one movie thats somewhat gruesome, honestly and I feel this movie needed that honestly it just looks like a bad sequel to The Grudge. And a GREAT one it is. My second gripe about it would be the incest factor. So this baby boy never made it outta the womb, and now he wants to crawl up inside his SISTER so SHE can birth him out?
[quote]And a GREAT one it is. My second gripe about it would be the incest factor. So this baby boy never made it outta the womb, and now he wants to crawl up inside his SISTER so SHE can birth him out?
What.....the......snork? Really? I mean, why not one of his sister's friends? Or at the very least, an aunt or second cousin twice removed? [/quote]
no that makes some sense as he wants to live and is trying to posses his sisters body since she was allowed to live and he wasn't. They did the same thing in Grant Morrison's X-Men with Cassandra Nova and Chrles Xavier.[/quote]
So wait....he's not trying to impregnate her, but to POSSESS her? Then they should call this THE UNPOSSESSED instead. |
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Post by Seth Drakin of Monster Crap on Jan 7, 2009 14:25:45 GMT -5
Ive said it before and I will say it again....
Unborn + Uninvited = Uninteresting
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Lord Rahl
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Post by Lord Rahl on Jan 7, 2009 15:34:43 GMT -5
I actually wanna see this. David Goyer wrote it (and I think directed it) so I have faith. And my wife, who thinks horror movies are kinda stupid, wants to see it to, so Im sure Ill end up there.
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jan 7, 2009 15:39:49 GMT -5
so that "ONE OF THE WRITERS OF THE DARK KNIGHT" thing worked on you?
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Lord Rahl
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Post by Lord Rahl on Jan 7, 2009 15:46:28 GMT -5
so that "ONE OF THE WRITERS OF THE DARK KNIGHT" thing worked on you? Actually, I knew who he was before even Batman Begins came out. |
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Post by Solid Stryk-Dizzle on Jan 7, 2009 15:54:30 GMT -5
Ah ok, forgiven.
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Post by Lord Rahl on Jan 7, 2009 16:13:45 GMT -5
Good  Granted, the last movie of his I saw before Batman Begins was Blade 3, which wasn't that great, so we'll see how this turns out. Going from writing comic book movies to horror is an interesting jump. |
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Post by -Lithium- on Jan 7, 2009 16:42:18 GMT -5
It sucks that some people get fooled by that "from one of the co-writers of The Dark Knight" stuff. Look at Goyers movies before Batman, and look at Nolans. Its obvious that the Batman movies were like 90% Nolan...
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Post by Michael Coello on Jan 7, 2009 16:47:45 GMT -5
The only thing good about it was the international poster. |
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