2009 Predictions!

[Mr Captain Falcon]

Ok unless there's already a thread about it, this is the 2009 predictions thread. Who will win the big one? Who will job? Who will be wished well? Who will Cena beat?

Here's mine for 2009! (that rhymes)

Matt Hardy turns heel, feuds with Jeff.
MrKennedy returns, turns heel, gets interesting again. Will main event, but not win the big one.
Orton wins Royal Rumble.
MVP turns face, moves to Raw, feuds with Orton.
Evan Bourne wins IC Title.
CM Punk FINALLY turns heel!
Batista FINALLY turns heel!
Triple H FINALLY turns heel!
HBK retires.
Taker wins Mania 25.
Jack Swagger wins ECW Title and eventually goes to Smackdown, wins US Title.
Kizarny is EPIC FAIL.
Haas is finally let go for good.
Ted Dibiase will blossom into an amazing singles heel.
Hart Foundation V 2.0.
Kurt Angle returns to Raw.

[Jedi-El of Tomorrow]

Christian returns, aligns himself with Edge and wins the WWE title.

John Morrison wins Money in the Bank, and ultimately wins the WWE or World title.

The Miz wins the IC or US title.

Evan Bourne becomes a high card guy, but doesn't capture the WWE or World title.

Kofi gets a main event feud.

Velvet Sky and Angelina Love both join WWE.

Chris Masters returns.

I continue to want to have sex with Mickie James, Maria, Kelly Kelly, Stephanie McMahon, and Maryse. At least that one is guaranteed to come true.

[Frank Castle]

Someone will die and my stock will continue to go down.

[Mr Captain Falcon]

Ok Can we NOT make this morbid at all? Please? This is a thread for predictions for our entertainment purposes.

[Gopher Mod]

Colt Cabana will (sadly) be released due to Creative not having anything for him.

[Frank Castle]

Dec 25, 2008 1:07:50 GMT -5 Mr Captain Falcon said:

Ok Can we NOT make this morbid at all? Please? This is a thread for predictions for our entertainment purposes.

Well, thank you for finding my WWE Stock going down morbid, others have laughed, called me a puppet, and that I deserve it.

[drjayphd (feat. Pitbull)]

* MVP headlines a PPV, getting a title shot.
* CM Punk will win a heavyweight title (WWE or World) and hold it longer than his last reign.
* Tomko will NOT be reunited with Christian...
* ...who will also NOT interact with Edge.
* But both of 'em will be on the active roster at the end of the year as well.
* Kizarny won't be long for WWE. Nor will Hade Vansen or Kevin Thorn.
* Oh, and Taker wins at WM.

[ChitownKnight]

-The Brand Split will end
-Taker will retire with an undefeated streak
-Christian will return and win MITB
-MVP will turn face
-Cena will FINALLY turn heel
-Orton will FINALLY turn face
-Batista will leave the WWE
-Rey Mysterio will leave the WWE
-Jack Swagger will win the US title
-Ricky Ortiz will win the US title

[thuschongswing]

OK...some of these are long shot predictions, while others seem fairly obvious.

CM Punk wins the Royal Rumble and goes on to WM25, winning the WHC at Mania.

Undertaker wins WM25 and retires with his streak intact.

MVP wins Money in the Bank.

Edge wins back the WWE Championship at Mania from Jeff Hardy...only to be blindsided by MVP cashing in his Money in the Bank title shot. MVP leaves Mania WWE Champ, and fairly decent reign.

John Morrison finally moves up to the big leagues, turns face, and becomes WH/WWE Champ for a spell.

Kofi Kingston gets another IC Title reign, and is given a decently long reign.

Randy Orton becomes THE heel of the company.

Melina vs Beth Phoenix will culminate in a ladder match for the Women's Championship, with Melina going over Beth.

SERIOUS Jericho goes to SmackDown and aligns himself with Vickie Guerrero. He also gets a WWE title reign.

Speaking of, Edge betrays Vickie and turns face. Big Show is tired of being bossed around by Vickie, and turns face as well by attacking her, causing Vickie to bring SERIOUS Jericho to SmackDown.

Batista turns heel toward the latter part of the year.

Jack Swagger becomes ECW Champion, and loses it to Evan Bourne after a few months. Swagger then joins RAW and takes the IC title from Kofi.

Sarah Stock is signed by the WWE. So is Justice from American Gladiators.

Natalya, DH Smith, and TJ Wilson all join Legacy, alongside Cody, Sim Snuka, and Randy Orton. Manu is kicked out, and after a face turn, joins up with a face Umaga, periodically feuding with Legacy.

Ted DiBiase Jr. remains heel, but refuses to return to Legacy.

Miss Angela becomes Divas Champion near the end of 2009.

Victoria (by some odd miracle) becomes Women's/Divas Champion, and the next week, loses it to Kelly Kelly...in under 10 seconds.

Big Show becomes WHC for a little while.

FUTURE ENDEAVORED: Edge-heads, Charlie Haas, Ryan Braddock, Ricky Ortiz.

[theshowstoppa]

Shawn Michaels gets one last title run (a man can dream..)
Batista provides new and entertaining way to be photoshopped
Triple H squashes a tag team
Jeff Hardy loses the WWE title (not saying to who, just saying, he'll lose it some point this year ;P just being a smart ass)

[KLRA]

- CM Punk wins back A world title, and goes on to main event that brand while holding it, before heading back to the upper midcard after dropping it again.

- HBK wins his last wrestlemainia, and then retires

- Jeff Hardy Wellnesses his World Title.

- Cena finally turns heel...and teams up with Orton a la Austin/HHH.

[The Line]

-WWE will sign at least one of the more major ROH stars(such as Chris Hero), especially since the PPV contracts expire this late spring/summer.

[Bub (BLM)]

Cena and Orton do a double turn ala Hart/Austin.
Orton becomes THE guy in WWE.
Christian returns for one last E&C run.
CM Punk and Chris Jericho have the feud of the year.
Triple H goes back to into uber-heel mode.
RVD back by year's end.
Brand split ends by summer.
Morrison and Miz go the way of the Rockers.
Santino turns face, doesn't change his routine at all.
Steve Austin back on TV part-time.
Shawn Michaels and Undertaker have a double retirement match.
Batista goes heel, aligns with Cena.
Elijah Burke re-hired.
MVP ends losing streak by defeating big-name superstar.
"Million Dollar Man" Ted DiBiase FINALLY in the Hall of Fame.
Same for Brian Pillman.
Many undercard wrestlers released.
J.R. back on RAW, Cole back on SmackDown with Tazz.

[Arthur Digby Stamp]

Alright, here we go:

-Either Shawn Michaels or Undertaker are retiring in 2009. And regardless of whether they wrestle each other or not, Undertaker is winning at 'Mania, and HBK is losing.
-Jericho ends his streak of getting arbitrarily thrown into Money in the Bank at Wrestlemania and gets himself a 1 on 1 match versus CM Punk. It steals the show.
-Mr. Kennedy gets himself a midcard title, main event push, and an injury. Not necessarily in that order. No world title for him this year, except maybe ECW.
-Colt Cabana wins the world championship. That's right, the ROH World Championship.
-Somebody is going to get wellness'd out of the company. Not a major guy, but somebody notable.
-Matt Hardy is going to get the same "can't win the big one" storyline that Jeff got this year. But by year's end, Matt still won't have won the big one.
-Orton wins the Royal Rumble. Faces Cena at Wrestlemania, loses, but then wins the belt a month or two later. Eventually turns into a tweener type of face.
-MVP wins Money in the Bank, unsuccessfully cashes in the briefcase, begins his chase for the title and eventually wins it.
-Kelly Kelly wins Women's Championship, becomes new face of women's division.
-Jack Swagger gets pushed to the moon, but lack of promo ability gives him Lashley-like levels of apathy.
-John Morrison gets a main event level feud. Doesn't win, but gets established as a top tier guy.
-The Brian Kendrick gets depushed, gets released/quits.
-Christian stays in TNA.
-But Kurt Angle doesn't. Goes to Raw, wins title.
-Kevin Thorn, Funaki, and Hardcore Holly all run out of luck and finally get released.

[chunkylover53]

"Stone Cold" Steve Austin will get inducted into the WWE Hall of Fame.

[Thank You Shawn]

John Morrison, MITB Winner, 4 Time Slammy Award Winning, World(or WWE) Champ & Tag Champ
The Miz, 4 Time Slammy Award Winning, IC(or US) Champ & Tag Champ
Christian(face) vs Edge(heel) at WM
Taker wins @ WM, Retires
SCSA, Hall Of Fame
Batista not on my TV for a LOOOOOOONG time
Jeff Hardy loses title before WM, never regains it
Bye bye to Hardcore Holly, Goldust, Colt Cabana
Welcome back Elijah Burke!

[crossfadefan20]

-Batista will return in the second half of the year,yet we still get 30 rematches.

-Rey Mysterio will win a title

-Festus will be cured of his condition

-Cryme Tyme will win Tag Titles

-Scotty Goldman will win a match

-People will realize that Gavin Spears and Ryan Braddock still have jobs with WWE.

-Jack Swagger will steal Ricky Ortiz's towel.

-Tommy Dreamer will get one more run with the ECW Title

-there will be at least 3 ladder matches,besides MITB,in 2009

-D'Lo Brown,Paul Birchill,Val Venis,Hawkins & Ryder will all be wished the best in there future endeavors.

-Undertaker will continue the streak.

[Deleted]

Batista will walk alone
CM Punk's fire is still burning (jeez... where's all our tax money going to if the fire department takes this long..?)
HBK still thinks he's cute but knows hes sexy
MVP's still coming
Orton will hear voices... most likely in his head
we will still think we know Edge
Vickie still wont be excused
Mr. Kennedy will continue to turn up the trouble... to even louder than ever before
Dennis Stamp will not be booked
sometime during the year... we will all have no chance in hell
Morrison will disallow more things from the palace of wisdom
Miz will still be your chick magnet (DA MIZ)
people will still moan and complain about something... while others will like said thing.
Hornswoggle will dance
Finlay will dance, then fight, then drink, then sleep, then drink, then dance, then fight, then wake up.
JBL will smirk
Jericho shall be seriuz
we wont see Cena
many people will be hit in the skull
Maria will continue to come again


people will wrestle
people will win
people will lose
people will complain
people will like it

mmk i'm done. combination of tired/bored

[ilggant]

MVP will turn face

Undertaker will keep his streak at Wrestlemania, beating Chris Jericho in an inter-brand match

CM Punk will turn heel and go to Smackdown (not necessarily in that order) and feud with Jeff Hardy. He will also win the WWE Title at some point.

Christian will return and, although he will not be a permanent main eventer, will hold a better spot on the card than the last time he was there

Santino will continue to be the best thing on WWE TV

Mike Knox will win the IC Title

John Morrison will have a successful singles run, culminating in challenging for the top title of a brand not named ECW, though he won't win.

Miz, on the other hand, will have quite a successful singles run as well, winning either the US or IC title

Randy Orton and John Cena will main event Wrestlemania on the Raw side, after Orton wins the Rumble

Jeff Hardy will NOT head into Wrestlemania as the champion

The ECW title will not be defended at Wrestlemania. Matt Hardy will be in money in the bank

Kane will again be a destructive force at the Royal Rumble, but again will not win

Jack Swagger will NOT win the ECW title! Rather, he will win money in the bank, then be drafted to Raw, and become the first MOTB winner to lose his title shot, on a Raw episode, not a PPV. He will then be involved in the upper midcard for the duration of the rest of the year. He will be booked strongly, but just underneath main event level, though he WILL get a win on a pay-per-view against a permanent main eventer, namely Shawn Michaels.

[greeby]

Just imagine she isn't wearing a striped top (or imagine her wearing no top, either way works )