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Post by The Curmudgeon on Dec 23, 2008 21:34:02 GMT -5
So, you're drunk. You're at a bar and you suddenly see a WWE diva standing there alone. And you suddenly think of some hilarious chat-up line, that you would instantly regret the next day, to use on her. Something like..
"Hey, Melina. I remember you in MNM. Speaking of which (ahem), I would melt in your mouth.. not in your hand."
Yeah, you get the idea. Go nuts.
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Post by wrestlesmarks on Dec 23, 2008 21:47:35 GMT -5
"Hey there Nicole Bass, I heard you smell like fish, wanna have sexy times?"  I have been married to long  |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 23, 2008 21:48:01 GMT -5
"Kelly Kelly, allow me to be the peanut butter to your jelly jelly."
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 23, 2008 21:53:12 GMT -5
"Hey Maryse *i start doing stange hand gestures and make weird facial expressions that end up with me pointing down at her "oh oui"* "
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2008 21:53:40 GMT -5
"Let me show you how you do a SCREWJOB, Bret Hart."
...what? Bret's as much a diva as anyone on the current roster if not more.
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Thrillho
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0 Days since last "incident"james.anderson1989jamesandersonmusicJimBillAnderson
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Post by Thrillho on Dec 23, 2008 21:56:26 GMT -5
I dunno, they're probably a lot heavier than they look.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 23, 2008 22:16:37 GMT -5
"So Beth, you know what they say about a woman with a sculpted jaw..?"
"Hey Mickie......... Let's bone."
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Post by Spankymac is sick of the swiss on Dec 23, 2008 22:21:41 GMT -5
Hey, Maryse, want some Adam West penis?
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Post by Lair of the Shadow MaDaBa on Dec 23, 2008 22:23:45 GMT -5
I refuse to pick up a WWE Diva.
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Post by thatnickguy on Dec 23, 2008 22:26:39 GMT -5
Hey May Young!
Wanna lose a hand?
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Oh, come on. Someone had to go there.
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Disco Inferno
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I'll dance all over your ass!!!!!!
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Post by Disco Inferno on Dec 23, 2008 22:33:53 GMT -5
Yo Bitch!!!! The name's Disco Inferno...Let's F***!!!
Works every time.
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Post by stevierichardsfan on Dec 23, 2008 23:06:56 GMT -5
hey micie your so fine wnat a hug
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Frank Castle
AC Slater
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Post by Frank Castle on Dec 23, 2008 23:17:17 GMT -5
Hey Mickie, you got a nice ass, want to make like mouses?
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Post by Munkie91087 on Dec 23, 2008 23:23:04 GMT -5
What's up slut? Yer genna suck meh dick er what?!?!?
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Spyke the Pacers Fan
El Dandy
Still hates himself for missing the last episode of Murder She Wrote
Go Indiana!
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Post by Spyke the Pacers Fan on Dec 23, 2008 23:24:36 GMT -5
Hey Beth, have any interest in a fat guy with no money?
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Post by bubbles on Dec 23, 2008 23:29:21 GMT -5
Hello Big Daddy V, can I buy you dinner? (to Stephanie or Mickie coz they are FAT)
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"Magic" Mark Hurr
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Here, have some chili dogs
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Dec 23, 2008 23:34:03 GMT -5
"Hey Layla. After your London Bridges fall down can I put my Big Ben up your English Channel until your Hadrian Walls get Stone Henged while you Cliffs over Dover hang in my face and if you don't mind can I put my Blackpool Towel in your London Eye.....Oh so no London Eye. Cool but at least my London Tower visit your St Michael's Mount before I give you a Roman Bath."
*Bows*
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Post by Bob Schlapowitz on Dec 23, 2008 23:36:32 GMT -5
"Hey Layla. I'm Bob Schlapowitz. Yes, THE Bob Schlapowitz."
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Post by Mozenrath on Dec 23, 2008 23:43:46 GMT -5
Layla, WOULD you like to get me on MY knees?
Layla, I'm begging darling please....
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Post by shiranui on Dec 23, 2008 23:45:50 GMT -5
"Hi. Umm... err... wkrstjhjhsgs... mxyptlk... um, I'll be going"
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helped $lim jinx NXT. Woops
