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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 2, 2009 23:44:21 GMT -5
the ones piper told on his dvd crazy story about a running rib competition between Johnny Valentine & Jay York, that almost resulted in Harley Race shooting one of them when they tried to turn the rib onto the entire locker-room! Yeah this! Here's a close second: Dynamite Kid hazes The Mountie mericelessly and is eventually clobbered with a roll of dimes, an incdent which led to the Bulldogs leaving WWF Here's Jaques describing the hazing There used to be a great compilation video of this story with all sorts of view points from different wrestlers, but I can seem to find it. (Andrew, did you take down your Youtube account?) RF Video screwed me over. I think I have most of the videos still on my computer though. My computer earlier in the year got stolen in Glasgow (anyone going to Glasgow, DON'T GO TO THE GLOBETROTTERS HOSTEL), but I'm pretty sure I still have the videos on my computer. But yeah, that's that story. Anyway, here's a few: -Nidia pissed on Dawn Marie's leg in the shower. -Nidia and Dawn Marie pulled a rib on one of the diva search girls who was being arrogant. Nidia sat down and talked to her, while Dawn bent over, spread eagle, naked, beside the diva search girl and said, oops, did I drop that, to get the girl's attention. -Owen Hart filled Steve Blackman's hotel room in Japan with fire extinguisher smoke. The problem was, it took out all the oxygen in the air, and spread all around the top floor of the apartment. The fire extinguisher also emptied by itself. Blackman put a towel in front of his face to get Owen, and saw a bunch of footprints going to Owen's door. He called his room and said, Owen, there's a bunch of footprints going to your door. So Owen ran out of the room and started brushing away his footprints. Steve also stuck his head out the window to get air, and saw a row of people sticking their heads out the windows. Because of Owen staying in Japan a lot, they actually blamed Steve for doing all that, because Owen would never do such a thing.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Jan 2, 2009 23:45:48 GMT -5
The whole Kliq taking a dump in Jerry Lawler's crown backstage. Whether or not that's true it is hilarious. It's not true. Because it wasn't the Kliq, lol. Some more that I can think of: -Mark Henry got a crap sandwich in his subway sub back in 1996. -Verne Gagne was pissed because everybody was pulling ribs by putting locks on bags. It got to the point where he called a meeting to bring up that the next person caught putting locks on people's bags will be fired. Minutes later, he finds a lock on his bag, that was credited to Curt Hennig. -Whenever Lance Storm and Raven would agree that Tommy's idea was bad when they were booking for ECW, Tommy would pout, then not talk to either and read PWI. Storm and Raven would then make fun of him, oh go and read your mark magazines Tommy. -The Undertaker had his first match with Brusier Brody. He was Texas Red, under a mask, and Percy Pringle III was his manager, simply to help guide him to the back, because Brody beat the shit out of him.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 2, 2009 23:50:18 GMT -5
That is, if it's to be believed. I have to go with Goldberg being PWNED by Regal, Triple H, and Jericho in 1998, 2000, and 2003, respectively. Another fave of mine would be the Tony Atlas and wrist tapes story. I think that you got some dates wrong. The Jericho/Goldberg fight supposedly happened in WCW. Jericho/Goldberg did happen in 2003, in which Jericho placed Goldberg in a front facelock. And Bret Hart certainly smiled after that encounter, though to be fair, Bret was in his bitter phase at the time. www.brethart.com/bio/columns/story-about-goldberg-jericho
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 3, 2009 0:00:10 GMT -5
In Heenans biography he tells this story about him and Hercules were waiting at a bus terminal at the airport with some business men. In the terminal there was a button with the words "Press for Heat" printed above it, when you pressed it the coils beneath the terminal would heat up. Hercules looked at the button, turned to one of the business men and said "What happens when I press that? Does someone come out and hit me with a steel chair?".
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 3, 2009 0:34:36 GMT -5
Is it me or does it seem like an alarming number of backstage stories/rumors/urban legends tend to be disproportionately scatological? Might explain why the WWE likes to go to Germany on their European tours ;D
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Post by Cyborg Franky on Jan 3, 2009 1:47:53 GMT -5
The Dairy Queen Drive - Thru Massicare.
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Post by salTy on Jan 3, 2009 1:56:19 GMT -5
Paul Orndorff kicking Vader's ass while wearing flip-flops.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 3, 2009 2:27:41 GMT -5
Paul Orndorff kicking Vader's ass while wearing flip-flops. Definitely the most humorous mental image I've had in a long time.
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Post by Slim Loves Lily on Jan 3, 2009 2:35:23 GMT -5
khali literally crying after being bullied by jbl and finlay
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Post by celticjobber on Jan 3, 2009 2:42:30 GMT -5
The whole Kliq taking a dump in Jerry Lawler's crown backstage. Whether or not that's true it is hilarious. Most everyone seems to agree it wasn't the Kliq, but rather Curt Hennig. I heard it was Steve "Skinner" Keirn.
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Post by Dr. Marzvon Zombie M.D. on Jan 3, 2009 2:53:21 GMT -5
Sid attacking Brian Pillman with the squeegee after I believe Pillman handed his ass to him.
Jr Talking about the dump Pillman left in the toilet.pillman's "masterpiece"
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 3, 2009 4:40:24 GMT -5
On the plane from Iraq, Big Show is too big for the chair, so he blows up an air matress and goes to sleep in the luggage hold.
A while later, he's woken by the mattress deflating. Vince is standing over him with a huge grin and a pair of scissors in his hand.
Vince spends half an hour helping Show tape up the hole, knowing it won't work, just to see it deflate again.
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Post by Red 'n' Black Reggie on Jan 3, 2009 8:32:25 GMT -5
these are from memory so there'll probably be several things i got wrong.
the wrestlers were driving alongside each other in rental cars, and decided to start throwing fireworks at each other. apparently this was mostly done by owen and bulldog, who would overtake, then get someone to open one of the doors and drop a roman candle out of it, all as other drivers watched two cars apparently shooting fireballs at one another. the cars were destroyed, but the wrestlers still had to give them back, so they sent over davey, who was reknowned for being able to BS through anything. they send him into the shop, and he comes out minutes later with handfuls of cash, since he's convinced the guy working there that the cars were wrecked when he got them.
a squirrel biting sid on the cock after the boys dared him to shove it down his trousers.
one of the von erichs (i've heard just about all of them being named as doing stuf like this so it could have been anyone) turned up to an autograph signing absolutely wrecked on coke. then while talking to a young fan, he sneezed and said "there goes a few hundred bucks i'll never see again".
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Post by craigdanbeaton on Jan 3, 2009 9:43:04 GMT -5
RF Video screwed me over. I think I have most of the videos still on my computer though. My computer earlier in the year got stolen in Glasgow (anyone going to Glasgow, DON'T GO TO THE GLOBETROTTERS HOSTEL), but I'm pretty sure I still have the videos on my computer. But yeah, that's that story. Going to ANY Hostel in Glasgow is a bad mistake...
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 3, 2009 11:06:44 GMT -5
Anyone ever heard of these stories?
1)Sting had to take time off to save his marriage after he had a "wake up call" in August of 1998. Dave Meltzer reported at the time that usually, these long absences were drug-related, but that it was something different with Sting. It was during this time that he became a born-again Christian and he did manage to save his marriage. He ended up ending the marriages of both Lex Luger and Rick Steiner though, as he admitted to his wife that they had both cheated on theirs, so she called him and filled them in and they both filed divorces. Circumstances would leave one to believe that Sting got caught with another woman, but that may not be true. Sting and Luger have always had a volatile relationship, as his wife has never wanted him around Luger because she felt Lex was a bad influence. Luger was furious at Sting at the time, but I believe they ended up making amends later in the year.
2)On tour in peru, lita was sucking off an indy guy i won't name, since none of you will have heard of him anyway. i'll quote him though, "i hadn't jacked it in like 3 weeks and i tried to smarten her up, but she wouldn't listen. i came like a f***in' geyser and she swallowed the WHOLE thing."
3) In addition to the bachelor party story, I also heard broken stories about an ECW legend in a hotel room leading a small army of workers in a tribute to R. Kelly.
My favorite: Bret Hart and Shawn Michael's backstage fight before the Montreal Screwjob. Bret was seen with a clump of hair in his hand.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 3, 2009 11:24:47 GMT -5
No discussion is complete without The 2002 Plane Trip from Hell.
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 3, 2009 11:29:28 GMT -5
I wonder if this one is true. Andre the Giant (RIP) called Kamala the N-word, to which Kamala pulled a gun on him. Andre had been nice to Kamala since.
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Jan 3, 2009 11:34:00 GMT -5
wasnt it andre and bad news?
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 3, 2009 11:59:48 GMT -5
There was an Andre and Bad News story that was told by Bad News online. He confronted Andre, but to my knowledge, he never mentioned a gun. They were on a tour in Japan or Mexico. He and Andre smoothed things over.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 3, 2009 12:46:51 GMT -5
No discussion is complete without The 2002 Plane Trip from Hell. Oh man seeing Brock Lesnar and Curt Henning shoot fight in a plane 20,000 feet in the air would be epic. I think it was Kurt Angle and Vince messing around and fake choking each other and Undertaker comes back from the bathroom or something and sees them messing around and he takes it serious and chokes out Angle to save Vince. Also Scott Hall drunk and cutting of Hayes mullet.
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