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Post by Agent P on Jan 3, 2009 16:41:50 GMT -5
I thought it was Undertaker crapping in Lawlers crown during the 1993 Royal Rumble.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 17:19:01 GMT -5
What's the story about MVP and a screwdriver?
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jan 3, 2009 17:27:52 GMT -5
Triple H wanted a WWE Title reign longer then Bruno Sammartino's and MVP attacked him with a screwdriver, thus making him a locker room hero. MVP, however, was not arrested, fined or even fired.
No one believes it.
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Post by Cap'n Crud on Jan 3, 2009 17:45:09 GMT -5
No discussion is complete without The 2002 Plane Trip from Hell. Oh man seeing Brock Lesnar and Curt Henning shoot fight in a plane 20,000 feet in the air would be epic. I think it was Kurt Angle and Vince messing around and fake choking each other and Undertaker comes back from the bathroom or something and sees them messing around and he takes it serious and chokes out Angle to save Vince. Also Scott Hall drunk and cutting of Hayes mullet. I remember Scott nailed that mullet to the wall too.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 3, 2009 17:50:13 GMT -5
*Randy Orton's "New Clique" standing up to HBK and Trips
*MichelleKanHazCheezburger (as you'd like to call her) being pushed because of her alleged relationship with The Undertaker, which may or may not be true
*Sid skipping matches so he can play softball
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Post by Mantaurded on Jan 3, 2009 17:59:21 GMT -5
This isn't backstage, it was on the way to a show. I always liked the story of how some guy was cutting the car pool of Big Show and (I don't remember anyone else that were in the car). The guy drove right in front of the car and a kid in the back seat flipped them off. Big Show grabbed a whopper, stuck half his body out of the window, driving fast on the highway, and just chucked it at the car.
It was in the road trip book WWE published a few years ago.
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Post by Crazy Diamond on Jan 3, 2009 18:19:01 GMT -5
- To add to the "Everyone poops in Lawler's crown stories", at one point it got to be so bad that a company memo was sent to all the wrestlers telling them not to crap in the King's Crown.
- Dynamite Kid once set a dude on fire because he thought it would be funny.
- In USWA, Rock was friends (sort of) with Brian Christopher (I think he was Grandmaster Sexy of 2 Cool). As a joke, Christopher recommends that he gets a ride with Jaime Dundee (one of the PG-13 guys, might have been Wolfie D). Unfortunately, Dundee was a crackhead, so after thirty minutes of almost seeing his life flash before his eyes on the highway, Rock forces Dundee to stop the car on the side of the road and hitchhikes to the next town he's working at. When he gets there, he either argues with Brian or beats the bejesus out of him.
- Ole Anderson saying that he would suck anyone off to get paid what Sting gets paid. This was in the early nineties.
- Undertaker taping his fists for great justice before WM 14.
- Allegedly, one reason why HBK and The Rock didn't get along was because Rock beat up HBK when he was working in Hawaii. The problem was, Rock was only 13.
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Post by jcast on Jan 3, 2009 19:08:49 GMT -5
-Nidia and Dawn Marie pulled a rib on one of the diva search girls who was being arrogant. Nidia sat down and talked to her, while Dawn bent over, spread eagle, naked, beside the diva search girl and said, oops, did I drop that, to get the girl's attention. How close was Dawn Marie to the diva girl? If she was really close, that girl must have had quite the aromatic experience.
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Post by Hugh Mungus on Jan 3, 2009 19:32:26 GMT -5
"Welcome to the WWF, Buff Bagwell. Hope you survive the experience!" Or not, after he:
1. Gets PWNED! by Shane Helms and his water bottle OF DOOM~!
2. Gets his mommy to complain to the WWF front offices about his travel schedule
3. Single-handedly turning WCW heel after his sucky match w/ Booker T on Raw
4. Not shaking hands w/ Stephanie
5. Faking his injuries
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Post by thesam07 on Jan 3, 2009 20:07:54 GMT -5
In Stampede one time, Brian Pillman had a date after the show. Just before he left Owen told him he had to go this address 4 hours away to give a talk to some people. Pillman canceled the date and drove 4 hours to a retirement home. All the old people were asleep at the time and Pillman wouldn't leave until he gave his talk. He returned to his Hotel room 4 hours later and entered his room to find that the light bulbs had been removed (by Owen) and when he got into his bed a Dog jumped out of it wearing Pillman's ring jacket. The Dog then ran out the door and Pillman spent the rest of the night searching for the Dog to get his ring jacket back.
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Post by dlg3000 on Jan 3, 2009 22:12:17 GMT -5
Not to further "speak ill of the dead" Homicide from TNA beat the crap out of Victor Quinones for trying to sexually molest him.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 3, 2009 22:20:32 GMT -5
Triple H wanted a WWE Title reign longer then Bruno Sammartino's and MVP attacked him with a screwdriver, thus making him a locker room hero. MVP, however, was not arrested, fined or even fired. No one believes it. I see why no one talks about it. It sounds very stupid.
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Post by Mr. Nice on Jan 3, 2009 22:22:00 GMT -5
Not to further "speak ill of the dead" Homicide from TNA beat the crap out of Victor Quinones for trying to sexually molest him. Is that the guy who was jacking off on Homicide while he was asleep and he woke up and seen him cumming? that story was hil-f***ing-larious!
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Post by Mighty Attack Tribble on Jan 3, 2009 22:26:21 GMT -5
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Post by Fishbone is Marshall Law on Jan 3, 2009 22:27:29 GMT -5
Anyone ever heard of these stories? 1)Sting had to take time off to save his marriage after he had a "wake up call" in August of 1998. Dave Meltzer reported at the time that usually, these long absences were drug-related, but that it was something different with Sting. It was during this time that he became a born-again Christian and he did manage to save his marriage. He ended up ending the marriages of both Lex Luger and Rick Steiner though, as he admitted to his wife that they had both cheated on theirs, so she called him and filled them in and they both filed divorces. Circumstances would leave one to believe that Sting got caught with another woman, but that may not be true. Sting and Luger have always had a volatile relationship, as his wife has never wanted him around Luger because she felt Lex was a bad influence. Luger was furious at Sting at the time, but I believe they ended up making amends later in the year. 2)On tour in peru, lita was sucking off an indy guy i won't name, since none of you will have heard of him anyway. i'll quote him though, "i hadn't jacked it in like 3 weeks and i tried to smarten her up, but she wouldn't listen. i came like a snorkin' geyser and she swallowed the WHOLE thing." 3) In addition to the bachelor party story, I also heard broken stories about an ECW legend in a hotel room leading a small army of workers in a tribute to R. Kelly. My favorite: Bret Hart and Shawn Michael's backstage fight before the Montreal Screwjob. Bret was seen with a clump of hair in his hand. who was that guy Lita was sucking off? I think I might have an idea who it was.
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Jan 4, 2009 3:36:57 GMT -5
One Bobby Heenan tells about two guys who's names I can't remember.
Anyway one of the guys was new to the territory. A vet picks him up at the hotel and begins to drive to the arena. He drives all over the place, thru mountains and here and there, it's hot as hell and the car has no AC. The rookie asks if they have time to stop and eat. "No, sorry.". Finally, after drivng all day, they arrive at the areana. The vet say, "I'm on first, so I'm gonna take off early, but one of the other guys will give you a ride back to the hotel."
So the night ends and one of the other guys gives the rookie a ride back to the hotel...just down the street from the arena.
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Post by Thrillho on Jan 4, 2009 4:00:04 GMT -5
Rock & Big Show eat 2 chickens & 20 muffins each before the Royal Rumble.
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Post by bradshawrules on Jan 4, 2009 5:46:00 GMT -5
Not to further "speak ill of the dead" Homicide from TNA beat the crap out of Victor Quinones for trying to sexually molest him. Is that the guy who was jacking off on Homicide while he was asleep and he woke up and seen him cumming? that story was hil-snorking-larious! I Believe it was David Flair who it happened to not Homicide
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Post by Pagan Warrior on Jan 4, 2009 5:58:11 GMT -5
Probably already posted before, but Undertaker almost choking out Angle 'cause he thought Angle attacked Vince.
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Post by B'Cup x on Jan 4, 2009 6:23:37 GMT -5
alot of these sound like pure BS, especially when people are telling the same stories with differnt protaganists
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