Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Dec 31, 2008 10:21:37 GMT -5
Remember when WWE were actively pursuing Mike Goldberg to replace JR on RAW a few years ago? I just imagined what he'd sound like if he called the matches...
BEGINNING: "And HERE we GO!" MIDWAY THROUGH: "***Random plug for next PPV, even when Vince is yelling in his ear to sell an unrelated angle*** NEAR THE END: Vince goes mental when Goldberg doesn't talk about Cena's main event, and instead calls Beth's headlock on Mickie END: "It's ALL OVER! [Wrestler A] has just defeated [Wrestler B]! Highlights brought to you by Bud Light, the difference is drinkability!"
He'd then expect Lawler to go all Joe Rogan and enter the ring to interview the winner, and gets surprised when he doesn't.
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Post by Hanz Moleman on Dec 31, 2008 10:42:54 GMT -5
When I first read this I was like WHAT? Then I had to start thinking outside of my town, where one of our local news stations weathermen, is named Mike Goldberg. I actually think he would be alright, him and Joe Rogan are decent.
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Post by The Genesis of KoOS on Dec 31, 2008 10:48:56 GMT -5
JAMAICAN ME CRAZY!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2008 11:48:58 GMT -5
"Batista Bomb! IT IS ALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL OVER!"
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Dec 31, 2008 12:20:12 GMT -5
What if Bill Goldberg called RAW?
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Post by hargh on Dec 31, 2008 14:30:10 GMT -5
How much does that feller weigh?
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Post by brettappedout (BLM) on Dec 31, 2008 14:33:18 GMT -5
Mike Goldberg would be great for RAW as Michael Cole has just really sucked since moving to RAW. I pretty sure most of it's Vince telling him what to say but, he's horrible.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2008 14:36:34 GMT -5
What if Bill Goldberg called RAW? At the Royal Rumble:WHO'S NEXT?
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Dec 31, 2008 19:06:37 GMT -5
I'd prefer Mike Greenberg, with Mike Golic replacing King.
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Post by EoE: Well There's Your Problem on Dec 31, 2008 21:46:19 GMT -5
I'd think that a triumverate of J.R. (the play-by-play), JBL (in full-on Ventura heel commentary mode) and Striker (a talking encyclopedia) would do nicely as a commentary team.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 31, 2008 21:51:22 GMT -5
We'd at least have an opportunity to start saying "Goldberg Rules the Ring" and have evidence to substantiate it.
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Post by Supersmark is a Troll on Dec 31, 2008 22:39:11 GMT -5
The Wrestling Color Commentator on the Big Ten Network would be awesome.
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Post by OGBoardPoster2005 on Dec 31, 2008 22:52:16 GMT -5
We need the announce team of Mark May and Lou Holtz and just for kicks the Warrior
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Post by bob on Jan 1, 2009 2:12:56 GMT -5
he would make Adamle sound like Bobby Heenan
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Post by bretclark on Jan 1, 2009 2:54:01 GMT -5
They need this guy to helm the mic. I know it's a joke video, but believe it or not, he's the best announcer I have heard in recent times.
- bretclark
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Post by johnnyk9 on Jan 1, 2009 6:21:43 GMT -5
Personally I think anybody calling Raw besides Michael Cole would be a plus right now
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Steveweiser
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 1, 2009 6:40:18 GMT -5
"And as John Cena steps into the Harley Davidson prep point..." "Goldberg, we don't have a prep point." "Cena has now entered the octagon!" "Ring, Mike! The ring!"
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 1, 2009 7:20:54 GMT -5
We need the announce team of Mark May and Lou Holtz and just for kicks the Warrior That partying you hear, isn't from Times Square. It's coming from Rece Davis' house, this thought filled him with so much joy that he decided to throw a party.
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 1, 2009 7:22:02 GMT -5
Personally I think anybody calling Raw besides Michael Cole would be a plus right now So will you support Greenie and Golic for Raw announce team?
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Post by crnau87 on Jan 1, 2009 8:00:50 GMT -5
TERRY LONG IS RACIST,
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