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Post by vampyur on Jan 4, 2009 22:43:55 GMT -5
What's not to love here? Batista, Comedy, Mark Curry.
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Post by teamjd on Jan 4, 2009 22:45:10 GMT -5
I always thought of Batista as more of needing a touch of Moesha
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Post by Joekishi on Jan 4, 2009 22:45:48 GMT -5
so he'd be a high school basketball coach from oakland?
Or would be like Cedric the Entertainer in the Steve Harvey Show.
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Post by Agent P on Jan 4, 2009 22:49:08 GMT -5
He would be living with two women and his little niece? Why can't Dolph Ziggler, for instance, be the Urkel to his Carl Winslow?
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Post by vampyur on Jan 4, 2009 22:49:10 GMT -5
so he'd be a high school basketball coach from oakland? Or would be like Cedric the Entertainer in the Steve Harvey Show. The former. |
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Post by Jedi-El of Tomorrow on Jan 4, 2009 22:56:09 GMT -5
Nah. I think he should take on the gimmick of a basketball coach from another show that Omar Gooding was in. He should become the Coach Gerber from Smart Guy of the WWE.
Come on who wouldn't love Batista saying random angry stuff in his promos?
"I'm telling you Jericho there's a lot of misinformation out there. Look at my hair, I don't have much. And they say baldness comes from your mother's side of the family. I'm here to tell you that my mother's brother has a full head of hair, he looks like freaking Fabio."
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Post by tigermaskxxxvii on Jan 4, 2009 23:00:36 GMT -5
so he'd be a high school basketball coach from oakland? Or would be like Cedric the Entertainer in the Steve Harvey Show. The former. Basketballs don't hold grudges, but basketball coaches from Oakland do! |
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Post by Kevin's Thorn on Jan 4, 2009 23:18:33 GMT -5
He should be in a Three's Company gimmick where it's him, the Glamazon, and a rotating 'airhead' Diva (one week it's Maria, then Kelly Kelly, etc.) Every week Bats would pretend to be gay so that Mr. McMahon doesn't fire him for botching all his moves (and risk a discrimination lawsuit!) Meanwhile, Beth keeps "overhearing" snippets of conversations out of context between Batista and random wrestlers. Like: " Bats: Y'know, if you had some juice you'd definitely not be losing all these matches now. MVP: You're probably right, Dave. Hey, you know a guy that can hook me up? Bats: Sure! But keep it on the DL, you know what happened with RVD, brother." And so she goes to rat him out to Vince: " Beth: Mr. MAC-Mahon!! It's terrible! Vinny: GIT GIT GIT to the point, Glamazon! I'm busy working out how to de-push CM Punk throughout 2009-- Beth: It's Dave, sir! He's been putting injections into his butt... (In walks MVP carrying a case of 5-Hour Energy drinks)...of, err... man-naise. Yeah, he's a total homosexual! That's all I wanted to say, bye! Vinny: *throws up*" Later-- " Beth: It was all a huge misunderstanding!! But I still don't get it, what happened with RVD? Kelly^2: Like, he totally had elevated blood glucose levels which resulted in an increased insulin production 5 hours before his match with Dave, then like, totally crashed and stunk up the arena with a sloppy Rolling Thunder. Bats: Yep, then a few months later Vince fired his ass. True story. ( Batista suddenly jumps onto a desk and poses like a lunatic.) YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU. GET. THE. HHHOOOOORNS!! Vince walks in, hears Bats saying this last part, and does this: |
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Post by Mac on Jan 4, 2009 23:34:27 GMT -5
Batista should rename himself "The Foreskin Warrior" and tell everybody how great it is to have his foreskin.. and then fight in a circumcision match at Mania. $$$$
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Post by Steveweiser on Jan 5, 2009 2:22:10 GMT -5
He should be in a Three's Company gimmick where it's him, the Glamazon, and a rotating 'airhead' Diva (one week it's Maria, then Kelly Kelly, etc.) Every week Bats would pretend to be gay so that Mr. McMahon doesn't fire him for botching all his moves (and risk a discrimination lawsuit!) Meanwhile, Beth keeps "overhearing" snippets of conversations out of context between Batista and random wrestlers. Like: " Bats: Y'know, if you had some juice you'd definitely not be losing all these matches now. MVP: You're probably right, Dave. Hey, you know a guy that can hook me up? Bats: Sure! But keep it on the DL, you know what happened with RVD, brother." And so she goes to rat him out to Vince: " Beth: Mr. MAC-Mahon!! It's terrible! Vinny: GIT GIT GIT to the point, Glamazon! I'm busy working out how to de-push CM Punk throughout 2009-- Beth: It's Dave, sir! He's been putting injections into his butt... (In walks MVP carrying a case of 5-Hour Energy drinks)...of, err... man-naise. Yeah, he's a total homosexual! That's all I wanted to say, bye! Vinny: *throws up*" Later-- " Beth: It was all a huge misunderstanding!! But I still don't get it, what happened with RVD? Kelly^2: Like, he totally had elevated blood glucose levels which resulted in an increased insulin production 5 hours before his match with Dave, then like, totally crashed and stunk up the arena with a sloppy Rolling Thunder. Bats: Yep, then a few months later Vince fired his ass. True story. ( Batista suddenly jumps onto a desk and poses like a lunatic.) YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU. GET. THE. HHHOOOOORNS!! Vince walks in, hears Bats saying this last part, and does this:Several million Internets coming your way. |
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Post by default on Jan 5, 2009 2:22:23 GMT -5
He should be in a Three's Company gimmick where it's him, the Glamazon, and a rotating 'airhead' Diva (one week it's Maria, then Kelly Kelly, etc.) Every week Bats would pretend to be gay so that Mr. McMahon doesn't fire him for botching all his moves (and risk a discrimination lawsuit!) Meanwhile, Beth keeps "overhearing" snippets of conversations out of context between Batista and random wrestlers. Like: " Bats: Y'know, if you had some juice you'd definitely not be losing all these matches now. MVP: You're probably right, Dave. Hey, you know a guy that can hook me up? Bats: Sure! But keep it on the DL, you know what happened with RVD, brother." And so she goes to rat him out to Vince: " Beth: Mr. MAC-Mahon!! It's terrible! Vinny: GIT GIT GIT to the point, Glamazon! I'm busy working out how to de-push CM Punk throughout 2009-- Beth: It's Dave, sir! He's been putting injections into his butt... (In walks MVP carrying a case of 5-Hour Energy drinks)...of, err... man-naise. Yeah, he's a total homosexual! That's all I wanted to say, bye! Vinny: *throws up*" Later-- " Beth: It was all a huge misunderstanding!! But I still don't get it, what happened with RVD? Kelly^2: Like, he totally had elevated blood glucose levels which resulted in an increased insulin production 5 hours before his match with Dave, then like, totally crashed and stunk up the arena with a sloppy Rolling Thunder. Bats: Yep, then a few months later Vince fired his ass. True story. ( Batista suddenly jumps onto a desk and poses like a lunatic.) YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU. GET. THE. HHHOOOOORNS!! Vince walks in, hears Bats saying this last part, and does this:BRILLIANT. |
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Jan 5, 2009 3:50:46 GMT -5
He should be in a Three's Company gimmick where it's him, the Glamazon, and a rotating 'airhead' Diva (one week it's Maria, then Kelly Kelly, etc.) Every week Bats would pretend to be gay so that Mr. McMahon doesn't fire him for botching all his moves (and risk a discrimination lawsuit!) Meanwhile, Beth keeps "overhearing" snippets of conversations out of context between Batista and random wrestlers. Like: " Bats: Y'know, if you had some juice you'd definitely not be losing all these matches now. MVP: You're probably right, Dave. Hey, you know a guy that can hook me up? Bats: Sure! But keep it on the DL, you know what happened with RVD, brother." And so she goes to rat him out to Vince: " Beth: Mr. MAC-Mahon!! It's terrible! Vinny: GIT GIT GIT to the point, Glamazon! I'm busy working out how to de-push CM Punk throughout 2009-- Beth: It's Dave, sir! He's been putting injections into his butt... (In walks MVP carrying a case of 5-Hour Energy drinks)...of, err... man-naise. Yeah, he's a total homosexual! That's all I wanted to say, bye! Vinny: *throws up*" Later-- " Beth: It was all a huge misunderstanding!! But I still don't get it, what happened with RVD? Kelly^2: Like, he totally had elevated blood glucose levels which resulted in an increased insulin production 5 hours before his match with Dave, then like, totally crashed and stunk up the arena with a sloppy Rolling Thunder. Bats: Yep, then a few months later Vince fired his ass. True story. ( Batista suddenly jumps onto a desk and poses like a lunatic.) YOU MESS WITH THE BULL, YOU. GET. THE. HHHOOOOORNS!! Vince walks in, hears Bats saying this last part, and does this:I love you now. |
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Post by blef on Jan 5, 2009 10:38:22 GMT -5
Why can't Dolph Ziggler, for instance, be the Urkel to his Carl Winslow? This, this, this!!! |
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