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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:22:01 GMT -5
"How do you learn to fall off a 20 foot ladder?"
"He may have been broken in half!"
"I thought Shane mighta been...knocked out."
"I dislocated my right shoulder."
"I think I broke my tailbone."
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Phosphor Glow
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
Is a real girl!
Posts: 19,883
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Post by Phosphor Glow on Jan 14, 2009 16:22:24 GMT -5
"I stubbed my toe. It kinda sucks, I guess."
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Push R Truth
Patti Mayonnaise
Unique and Special Snowflake, and a pants-less heathen.
Perpetually Constipated
Posts: 39,372
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Post by Push R Truth on Jan 14, 2009 16:24:13 GMT -5
Vintage Do-Not-Do-This-At-Home Warnings!
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 122,180
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 14, 2009 16:25:20 GMT -5
Kane: "I saw John Cena FU a hobo into a wood chipper once, but no one believes me."
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:26:32 GMT -5
Necks broken.
"I ruptured a disc, which fragmented into my spinal column."
Careers...ended in an instant.
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hargh
Dennis Stamp
Posts: 3,843
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Post by hargh on Jan 14, 2009 16:27:30 GMT -5
Try lacing my boots.
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Post by El Cokehead del Knife Fight on Jan 14, 2009 16:28:38 GMT -5
"Trainers, Referees, EMTs down"
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Post by Next Level was WRONG on Jan 14, 2009 16:30:41 GMT -5
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:30:42 GMT -5
Yes. This is entertainment. But the hazards are real.
"How's he even able to stand?"
"Trainers, Referees, EMT's down."
No matter who you are.
Whatever you do.
Please. Do Not Try This At Home.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:33:10 GMT -5
Well...let's start another one.
They put their bodies...their careers...and their lives on the line.
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Marvelously Mediocre
Fry's dog Seymour
Beggin' for a little SWAGGAH!
Haha. What a story Mark.
Posts: 21,224
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Jan 14, 2009 16:34:37 GMT -5
"How's he even able to stand?"
"he don't have a damn clue where he is"
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Mozenrath
FANatic
Foppery and Whim
Speedy Speed Boy
Posts: 122,180
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Post by Mozenrath on Jan 14, 2009 16:35:01 GMT -5
And in Teddy Hart's case, somebody else's safety on the line.
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Jason93
Mike the Goon
Real join date - June 2008.
Posts: 23
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Post by Jason93 on Jan 14, 2009 16:35:41 GMT -5
Well...let's start another one. They put their bodies...their careers...and their lives on the line. But what entertains you... tears their bodies apart. So cheer for them, admire them, believe in them but leave the action... to them. Please, do not try this at home. Lets start another; This is WWE Superstar Montel Vontavious Porter, MVP with a very important message to all of our fans.
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:37:30 GMT -5
Don't job to drugs!
*this message has been paid for by the Ad Council*
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Post by The Peoples Elbow on Jan 14, 2009 16:40:59 GMT -5
Don't job to drugs! *this message has been paid for by the Ad Council Jeff Hardy* Fixed to reflect accuracy! ;D
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:43:17 GMT -5
"I've been a professional for 15 years..."
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Canadian_HEAT
Tommy Wiseau
Bringin' the HEAT from Canada
Posts: 92
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Post by Canadian_HEAT on Jan 14, 2009 16:50:05 GMT -5
"I've had my head...placed twixt Rikishi's cheeks"
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Post by Single H on Jan 14, 2009 16:53:44 GMT -5
No matter who you are. Whatever you do. Please. Do Not Try This At Home. What if your a professional Wrestler who has his training facility's at home or an up and coming wrestler who also has there facility's at home. I really do think they need to re word that lol
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Post by Nacho STAYS Hyped on Jan 14, 2009 16:58:45 GMT -5
No matter who you are. Whatever you do. Please. Do Not Try This At Home. What if your a professional Wrestler who has his training facility's at home or an up and coming wrestler who also has there facility's at home. I really do think they need to re word that lol "THEY'RE RIGHT! I NEED TO QUIT THE BUSINESS ASAP!"
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Post by lemonyellowson on Jan 14, 2009 17:01:49 GMT -5
should give this music to punk for when he busts someone with the go 2 sleep again
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