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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 4, 2005 11:34:35 GMT -5
In the "Edge=Mongo2K5" thread, there was talk about how Mongo used to make verbs out of wrestlers names. What are some ideas that you can come up with? Here are a few examples.
1. Hunter = to make a longwinded rant praising oneself;
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example: "My brother was the best man in my wedding. But when he had the mic and was supposed to do his speech about me, he Huntered our entire family instead."
2. Viscera = to engage in sexually agressive tactics;
Lita = to act in an adulterous manner;
Snitsky = to miscarry a baby or a terminated pregnancy
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example: "I was all set to Viscera my wife. Then I realized she had Lita'd me with some other man and got knocked up. Fortunately she Snitsky'd the baby, and now we're back together."
3. Nash = to injure oneself while performing an everyday task;
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example: "I walked outside to get my morning paper, when I suddenly Nashed my ACL."
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on May 4, 2005 11:37:29 GMT -5
"Holly"- to whomp the Hell out of someone because you're bitter and they're on hand.
Example:
"Joe stubbed his toe today, so he decided to take it out on Jeff and Hollyed the Hell out of him."
"JBL"- to receive an overabundance of accolades and promotions with minimal work or results.
Example:
"I'm not sure how, but Richard managed to JBL himself to a promotion with boring seminars and naps at his desk."
"Angle"- to overcome insumountable odds while under debilitating stress or injury.
Example:
"Jessica thought her life was over when she lost the use of her legs after the crach, but she Angled through her physical therapy.
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Post by B.A. on May 4, 2005 11:41:35 GMT -5
Some people in life are not attention getters, for example, when rather ordinary people shelton there audience, its not good.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 11:43:09 GMT -5
It was not Mongo that did that... it was ME that did it in reference TO Mongo.
Mongo = to have a baby.
Tokyo Magnum = rip anything off of anything quickly and entirely, preferably clothes, and preferably pants.
Kevin Greene = to do the in-between foot-shuffling and head-touching of the football warm-ups "up-downs", preferably in a circle, and preferably for no reason.
In reference to "Nash"ing, I have taken to borrowing a poster's name here and saying that anyone goofing themselves up that badly is just "pulling a Vince McNashLegs"... because that's seriously funny.
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Post by husshusshuss on May 4, 2005 11:47:06 GMT -5
Orton - an emergency bowel evacuation into the nearest recepitcle
Example - The coach had no facilities and I was forced to take an Orton out of the window.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 4, 2005 12:09:51 GMT -5
My mistake! I say that we dedicate this thread to Surfer, because using wrestler's names in the verb form is funny! ;D
Steph = to shriek loudly and annoyingly
ex: On karaoke night, Mary grabbed the mic and Steph'ed the hell out of the crowd.
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 12:36:26 GMT -5
My mistake! I say that we dedicate this thread to Surfer, because using wrestler's names in the verb form is funny! Ahthankya, ahthankya! |
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Post by FHgrad99 on May 4, 2005 12:50:46 GMT -5
Warrior-To ramble incoherently
"The congressman wanted to get his bill passed, so he Warriored in front of congress."
Theodore R. Long-To walk in a manner similar to George Jefferson.
"I was in a good mood so I Theodore R. Longed down the street."
Edge-To sleep with a co-workers significant and getting said co-worker fired.
"The man got a management position by Edging with a co-workers wife. The co-worker got fired for no reason."
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Post by hobojoe on May 4, 2005 14:12:05 GMT -5
Orton - an emergency bowel evacuation into the nearest recepitcle Example - The coach had no facilities and I was forced to take an Orton out of the window. You used Orton as a noun in your example. It shold have been "The coach had no facilities and I was forced to Orton out of the window." We should change the filter from lots of manure to Orton. Laughed my ass off. My contribution: Foley- To take such an impressive beating during a fight that no one will care that you lost. Example: Erik got Foleyed when that dude caught him keying his car. |
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 14:18:41 GMT -5
We should change the filter from lots of manure to Orton. Here here! |
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Post by scbg on May 4, 2005 15:25:04 GMT -5
Dusty: To praise another person at their request.
"At the corporate luncheon, the speaker Dustied on and on about the VP of the company."
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Post by Surfer Supreme on May 4, 2005 15:50:02 GMT -5
If you ever get to make your WWF debut at Wrestlemania, be sure not to Ultimo Dragon it.
And if you're a big man going off the top rope (I'm looking at you, Kane), be sure not to pull a Sid.
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Chicks Dig Hootie.
Is Stone Cold gonna have to smack a bitch?? WHAT!!!?????
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 4, 2005 15:52:31 GMT -5
Edge did it after winning the KOTR when billy gunn interupted him.
He was like in 2 years if at the king of the ring my special assignment is to eat food at wwf new york please shoot me in the head. Its not my fault youve done a big pile of nothing ever since. and I vow not to billy gunn my king of the ring victory.
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Post by husshusshuss on May 4, 2005 16:29:29 GMT -5
Damn nouns.
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Post by amsiraK on May 4, 2005 18:24:02 GMT -5
All gold, I tells ya! "Nash", "Holly", "JBL" and "Angle" are gonna find their way into my regular vocab.
How's about:
Rhyno: to lose control so badly it whips around and bites you in the ass.
ex: "I Rhyno'd myself good when I got my performance review - they're never gonna get those dents out of the boss' desk. And he wasn't so happy about me stapling his tie to the blotter, either."
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Post by gobyrandom on May 4, 2005 19:14:24 GMT -5
""Jessica thought her life was over when she lost the use of her legs after the crach, but she Angled through her physical therapy. I first thought that said "after the crotch", and proceded to Tajiri my beer all over my monitor. |
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Post by Mr. Zombie on May 4, 2005 20:01:09 GMT -5
Kane: 1)to spend long periods of time in your basement 2)to be stuck in and endless rut of horribly unreal and unbelievable situations
Austined: when you are female and find yourself being whooped on by your boyfriend or husband
Shawned: to have lost your smile
Henry'd: to completely rip someone off
Sid: to be unable to speak properly
Orton'd: to have your luggage crapped in
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Post by Nice Guy Cody on May 4, 2005 20:14:21 GMT -5
I first thought that said "after the crotch", and proceded to Tajiri my beer all over my monitor. After reading this, I marked out hardcore and Sandman-ed my own beer can into my head. |
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Post by gobyrandom on May 4, 2005 20:56:55 GMT -5
At this point in the evening I am so drunk, I am Steinering my words.
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Post by mid-south on May 4, 2005 21:36:04 GMT -5
Paul Hamm won the gold, then lost it, but kept the gold medal due to the Olympic officials' Dustying up the gymnastic event.
My friend is white and insists on Cenaing up his wardrobe with gold chains, throwback jerseys, and baggy pants.
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