TheDieselTrain
Fry's dog Seymour
Chicks Dig Hootie.
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Post by TheDieselTrain on May 13, 2005 8:07:37 GMT -5
Ok its Random Post time. So what are all the analogies they've used to describe the big show's hands? Off my head the only one I can think of are catcher's mitt, type writer and a frying pan. Can anybody think of others that announcers have used?
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Post by Joel, Mike, Currently...? on May 13, 2005 9:31:39 GMT -5
Joel: Snips and snails, and puppy dog's tails.
Mike: Jitterbugs and katydids, but mostly chewed up little kids.
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Post by Redbeard's Ghost on May 13, 2005 11:16:43 GMT -5
Q: What is Big Show made of?
A: 475 ibs of leftover Salt Water Taffy from the 1992 Summer season down the Jersey Shore.
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Post by hbkismyherostill on May 13, 2005 11:20:08 GMT -5
Better question for ya....what the hell is a Big Show period? What does his name mean? Can't he be Giant again or Titan or whatever he chooses but please What the F%%k is a Big Show!!!!
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Post by stephendame on May 13, 2005 11:31:36 GMT -5
Why, he's the love child of Andre the Giant of course. WCW told me so.
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on May 13, 2005 11:34:18 GMT -5
I think his name is supposed to mean he is so big he takes over the whole show. i duno never really though about it.
OK good time to ask:
Just how tall is the big show? before the op 7ft 2 After:7ft at some point 7ft 1, WWE should make their minds up!
Yes i know 2 inches dont make much difference!
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Post by Two-Time Champ Darth Violence on May 13, 2005 12:09:40 GMT -5
I agree...they should have called him the Titan. That's a good wrestling name.
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Post by plushtar on May 13, 2005 12:18:38 GMT -5
Why, he's the love child of Andre the Giant of course. WCW told me so. Don't forget all of the other men that supposedly fathered him. Maybe he is the son of 100 Giants like Freddy Krueger. |
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General Zod
Samurai Cop
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Post by General Zod on May 13, 2005 12:36:38 GMT -5
I have it on good authority that The Big Show is actually 5 luchadores in a Paul Wight suit.
But my sources could be wrong.
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Post by hurrikaty on May 13, 2005 14:00:14 GMT -5
Why, what is the Big Show made of! The eyelids of babies...
YOUR BABIES!!! ;D
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Post by Lance Uppercut on May 13, 2005 14:02:00 GMT -5
Why, what is the Big Show made of! The eyelids of babies... YOUR BABIES!!! ;D And where did he get those babies? A certain Monday Nite baby killer? |
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Post by hurrikaty on May 13, 2005 14:09:44 GMT -5
And where did he get those babies? A certain Monday Nite baby killer? Well, if he did, it certainly wasn't the baby killers fault. |
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Wheresmy5bucks
Team Rocket
The Same Thing we do every night, Pinky....Try to take over the world!
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Post by Wheresmy5bucks on May 13, 2005 15:58:34 GMT -5
I have it on good authority that The Big Show is actually 5 luchadores in a Paul Wight suit. But my sources could be wrong. How come we don't see some Showsaults or Showacanranas or Showacide Dives? I would pay 50 bucks alone to see the Big Show fight Lucha Libre style. |
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Post by Kevin Hamilton on May 13, 2005 16:09:59 GMT -5
So many jokes running thru my head right now.. gotta sit down..  |
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Post by pezwhatley on May 13, 2005 18:18:26 GMT -5
I thought it was Frogs and Snails, and Lizard tails. Oh well, I guess everyone has their own recipe.
My guess would be used toilet paper and old Andre shirts.
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Christianv2
Dennis Stamp
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Post by Christianv2 on May 13, 2005 18:52:40 GMT -5
Titan =good name
Sparticus-Best name
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on May 14, 2005 8:03:11 GMT -5
So many jokes running thru my head right now.. gotta sit down.. LOL Damn i should have seen that one coming, d'oh! |
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Phoenix
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Phoenix on May 14, 2005 8:41:02 GMT -5
lol of course not
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