Post by BorneAgain on May 11, 2005 0:59:13 GMT -5
Velocity and Dark Matches
CM Punk defeated The Amazing Red in a dark match
Kidman and Akio vs Nunzio and Mark Jindrak. Jindrak and Nunzio won after Jindrak pinned Akio.
Renee Dupree defeated Shannon Moore
The Bashams defeated Jose and Joel Maximo
Orlando Jordan defeated Scotty Too Hotty
Smackdown
Smackdown opened up with an interview with Eddie Guerrero who had new music. Eddie said that he attacked Rey because Rey wanted it. Eddie was holding Rey's mask and talking to it and said Rey made him do it and it wasn't his fault and he didn't want to do what he did to Rey and accusing the fans of having lived vicariously through him. He also says he got all his Latino heat back now. Eddie threatens to hurt Rey's children by hurting their daddy. Says if Rey comes back at Judgment day he'll take his life.
Heidenreich vs Spike Dudley. Heidenreich says Spike told him he wouldn't be his friend and then goes to the crowd to find a friend and then picks out a young kid who he makes his cornerman for the night. Heidenreich then beats Spike in a squash.
Booker T and Sharmell are backstage. Booker says he's ready for Kurt Angle tonight and kisses his wife.
Chavo and MNM are backstage tonight and Chavo says that last week was the most intense he's ever seen Eddie and they will be facing London and mystery partners.
Angle is backstage giving an inter view. He reminds Josh Matthews of what he did to him last time. Angle then calls Booker T's wife a gutter very *friendly* person and then angle says he wants to have sex with her. and not just any sex but sick perverted sex.
MNM and Chavo Guerrero vs. Paul London and Hardcore Holly and Charlie Hass. Decent match which Chavo and MNM win after Chavo pins London with his feet on the ropes
JBL has an interview in the ring. JBL says he's proud his book is being re-released and says people are saying it's the best book since the Bible. Says he's here to build America up while Cena is here to tear it down. He says that saying I quit never crossed his mind once through everything he went through as champion. He guarantees that he will bust open Cena's face. JBL then says that making another man say I quit means you own his soul. Cena then runs out and starts fighting with JBL and the Cabinet attacks Cena before the locker room empties out and breaks up the fight which pours into the lockerroom.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Jimmy Jacobs. During the match Eddie puts Rey's mask on Jacobs. Eddie then gets DQed after giving Jacobs the brainbuster on a steel chair like he did the Rey on the steps last week. He then yells at the mask after the match.
Matt Morgan vs. Funaki. Morgan tells Funaki that people make fun of the way he talks while stuttering the whole time. Funaki then attacks Morgan before the bell but gets little offense in before getting squashed and losing to Morgan.
Booker T and Sharmell are backstage and Booker calls Kurt Angle a sick sadistic freak
Carlito's Cabana. Carlito offers The Big Show a job as his bodyguard and says they would be unstoppable together. and says Show needs him so he doesn't embarass himself like he did at Wrestlemania 21. Show tells Carlito that he plays seconds to no one and that his offer isn't cool. Carlito grabs and Apple and Show takes it from him. Show then grabs Carlito for the chokeslam and starts chewing on the Apple but falls down in pain because the Apple was poisoned. Carlito then sayis it takes one bad Apple to spoil the bunch and Show got the bad apple and then spits another Apple in shows face and dumps the basket of Apples on Show. Show is then helped out of the ring writhing in pain.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T. This match ends in Kurt Angle being counted out after running to the lockerroom into Booker T's lookerroom. The door then shuts and you hear Sharmell screaming. When Booker T busts the door down Kurt Angle then attacks him and gives him a beat down. Thats the end of the TV portion In the Main Event Dark Match. JBL came out first and says hes giving Cena the chance to say I quit since his partner show won't be able to team with him since he's backstage puking.
Cena comes out then and defeats JBL and Orlando Jordan in a handicap match after giving Jordan the FU. After the match Cena then cuts a promo for the crowd.
A poison apple? Is Show White and the Seven Cruiserweights really far behind at this point?
CM Punk defeated The Amazing Red in a dark match
Kidman and Akio vs Nunzio and Mark Jindrak. Jindrak and Nunzio won after Jindrak pinned Akio.
Renee Dupree defeated Shannon Moore
The Bashams defeated Jose and Joel Maximo
Orlando Jordan defeated Scotty Too Hotty
Smackdown
Smackdown opened up with an interview with Eddie Guerrero who had new music. Eddie said that he attacked Rey because Rey wanted it. Eddie was holding Rey's mask and talking to it and said Rey made him do it and it wasn't his fault and he didn't want to do what he did to Rey and accusing the fans of having lived vicariously through him. He also says he got all his Latino heat back now. Eddie threatens to hurt Rey's children by hurting their daddy. Says if Rey comes back at Judgment day he'll take his life.
Heidenreich vs Spike Dudley. Heidenreich says Spike told him he wouldn't be his friend and then goes to the crowd to find a friend and then picks out a young kid who he makes his cornerman for the night. Heidenreich then beats Spike in a squash.
Booker T and Sharmell are backstage. Booker says he's ready for Kurt Angle tonight and kisses his wife.
Chavo and MNM are backstage tonight and Chavo says that last week was the most intense he's ever seen Eddie and they will be facing London and mystery partners.
Angle is backstage giving an inter view. He reminds Josh Matthews of what he did to him last time. Angle then calls Booker T's wife a gutter very *friendly* person and then angle says he wants to have sex with her. and not just any sex but sick perverted sex.
MNM and Chavo Guerrero vs. Paul London and Hardcore Holly and Charlie Hass. Decent match which Chavo and MNM win after Chavo pins London with his feet on the ropes
JBL has an interview in the ring. JBL says he's proud his book is being re-released and says people are saying it's the best book since the Bible. Says he's here to build America up while Cena is here to tear it down. He says that saying I quit never crossed his mind once through everything he went through as champion. He guarantees that he will bust open Cena's face. JBL then says that making another man say I quit means you own his soul. Cena then runs out and starts fighting with JBL and the Cabinet attacks Cena before the locker room empties out and breaks up the fight which pours into the lockerroom.
Eddie Guerrero vs. Jimmy Jacobs. During the match Eddie puts Rey's mask on Jacobs. Eddie then gets DQed after giving Jacobs the brainbuster on a steel chair like he did the Rey on the steps last week. He then yells at the mask after the match.
Matt Morgan vs. Funaki. Morgan tells Funaki that people make fun of the way he talks while stuttering the whole time. Funaki then attacks Morgan before the bell but gets little offense in before getting squashed and losing to Morgan.
Booker T and Sharmell are backstage and Booker calls Kurt Angle a sick sadistic freak
Carlito's Cabana. Carlito offers The Big Show a job as his bodyguard and says they would be unstoppable together. and says Show needs him so he doesn't embarass himself like he did at Wrestlemania 21. Show tells Carlito that he plays seconds to no one and that his offer isn't cool. Carlito grabs and Apple and Show takes it from him. Show then grabs Carlito for the chokeslam and starts chewing on the Apple but falls down in pain because the Apple was poisoned. Carlito then sayis it takes one bad Apple to spoil the bunch and Show got the bad apple and then spits another Apple in shows face and dumps the basket of Apples on Show. Show is then helped out of the ring writhing in pain.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T. This match ends in Kurt Angle being counted out after running to the lockerroom into Booker T's lookerroom. The door then shuts and you hear Sharmell screaming. When Booker T busts the door down Kurt Angle then attacks him and gives him a beat down. Thats the end of the TV portion In the Main Event Dark Match. JBL came out first and says hes giving Cena the chance to say I quit since his partner show won't be able to team with him since he's backstage puking.
Cena comes out then and defeats JBL and Orlando Jordan in a handicap match after giving Jordan the FU. After the match Cena then cuts a promo for the crowd.
A poison apple? Is Show White and the Seven Cruiserweights really far behind at this point?