Post by WWE Trademarked My Name on May 7, 2005 18:40:16 GMT -5
attiStude said:
WWE ChampionshipJohn Cena(c) vs. JBL in an I quit Match-
Cena Makes JBL Say I Quit, but Teddy Long says that there's been a mistake, and that Cena's facing the wrogn man. cos JBL means "Just Brock Lesnar" HERE COMES THE PAIN! Brock comes out and demolishes Cena, making him say I Quit in under 1 minute, and is declared champion, but Vince comes out and says that Brock's No-Complete Clause also applies to WWE, so he isn't allowed to wrestle here, so the belt goes right back to Cena and we never see Brock again.
Kurt Angle vs. Booker T.
Match is cancelled when an Olympic Judging Commitee comes out with proof than Angle didn't win his Medals fairly, and he's arrested for Fraud.
Rey Mysterio vs. Eddie G.
Changed at the last minute so that the only way you can win is by removing your opponent's mask. And since Eddie doesn't have a mask, Rey wins automatically and doesn't have to do a single move.
Cruiserweight Championship
Chavo vs. London(c)
Paul London announces before the match that he wants to change his name to Paul Edinburgh, and showcases his new tartan tights. This deeply offends Akio, who for the purposes of this storyline was born in Scotland, and he costs London- I mean Edinburgh the match
Big Show vs. Carlito
Big Show accidentally gets some of Carlitos hair in his mouth and chokes on it, passing out and giving Carlito the pin.
Tag Team Championship
Bashams vs. MNM(c)
MNM win the match when Doug slips on a Banana skin. Afterwards, Danny gets on the microphone and says
"Doug...I'm not really your brother...I'm your father!!"
Best one yet!