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Post by jobber on May 6, 2005 20:03:02 GMT -5
What if he booked Raw,Smackdown,and Backlash this past week I imagine it would've been a nightmare I can imagine some matches
Backlash: Kane vs Viscera: I imagine that Viscera would win by having Lita turn on Diesel II and he'd come back on Raw as Pimp Daddy Vis
Edge vs Benoit: For no reason whatsoever when both men are down the ref wouldn't bother counting and instead it would end with one pinning the other.
Benjamin vs Y2J: It would be a bad,bad,bad,bad match with Shelton coming out high on marijuana and having like all these gangsta type guys.Jericho comes out half drunk and gives a Fozzie performance for 40 minutes and cuts a 20 minute promo where he does nothing but say racial slurs.
Hassan and Davari vs Hulkbk: Just watch Jarrett vs Hogan from Bash at the Beach 2000 and you'll see how it would go down either that or it'll have Shawn come out and turn on Hogan for no reason.
Raw: Viscera vs Simon Dean: This comes out as Pimp Daddy Vis and for no reason Trish and Lita turn on him and join Simon Dean and Kane gets involved and it winds up being nothing but a disturbing 4 way between Kane,Nova,Trish,and Lita
Smackdown: Rey Rey vs Chavo: Russo cuts a promo and says no one wants to see Mexicans and Japs fight each other and instead has Oklahoma fight Funaki.
What do you guys think.
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jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on May 6, 2005 21:12:37 GMT -5
Sadly, it sounds just about right.
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Post by Lenny: Smooth like Keith Stone on May 6, 2005 22:19:48 GMT -5
The only detail you left out was where Gene Snitsky becomes the Prime Minister of England.
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Post by superwarriortaker on May 6, 2005 23:34:02 GMT -5
Heidenreich & the Divas footage on WWE.com would have been the main event
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Post by THE Dinobot on May 6, 2005 23:37:00 GMT -5
Heidenreich & the Divas footage on WWE.com would have been the main event BRILLIANT!!!
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Post by Scarlet on May 6, 2005 23:50:17 GMT -5
You forgot the Viagra on a Judy pole triple cage match between Doink and the Gooker
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Post by Phoenix on May 7, 2005 0:16:13 GMT -5
to quote metallica sad but true
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Post by Limey on May 7, 2005 5:10:46 GMT -5
How about this...
For the Raw after Backlash, Christian comes out, exclaims how "everyone" wants him to be the champion, and just to prove that he "is not like Triple H", lays down in the middle of the ring, lets Kane pin him, and then gets up, smiles and says "See? See? I'm a true champion!"
Read "Death of WCW"? No? Heretic.
Oh, and the JR "jokes" would be gargantuan. Like, saying that he should get Cerebral Palsy again so his face would be symmetrical, or that he reminds him of the "Me, Myself and Irene" DVD cover, or that "uh...Country boys with cerebral palsy is GAY! Hur hur hur"
So, almost like the Ed Leslie face magnet sections, only with sub-zero levels of taste, and likely to get Vince Russo shot, stabbed, and F-5'd until he dies.
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Post by hbk619 - QUACK! on May 7, 2005 11:07:24 GMT -5
Whats up with all the russo threads?
Not that they are bad or anything.....
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