German WWE Announcers- Anybody ever heard them?

[Amaru]

Hope this is the right Forum.

The two nerds who go by the Names Carsten Schäfer and Günther Zapf work for WWE for over ten years now and are still calling moves the wrong name. And they are both Face, or better to say, neutral, but against the bad things the heels do - . -

You lucky bastards got JR, Tazz, Michael Cole, King and so on and we are stuck with those 2 assclowns since 1993 !

Want an example of how bad they are?

Shawn got hit with the Steps by Hunter

Carsten:" Big Chair Shot there by Hunter...I mean, big Steel step-shot!"

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[kunswwfmark]

"SPRECHEN LITA ZIEBEN HALFEN KANE KLOBEN MELKIN!!!!"

Translation: "Lita just turned on Kane! That wh0re!!!"

sorry, but for some reason this thread made me think of Conan O'Brien doing his German impression during his show. Anyone who watches his show should know what I'm talking about.

[jobber]

And I thought no one was worst then Michael Cole

[attistude]

I've heard the WWE's japanese announcers:

"POWABOMBUUU!!!"

[V3rtigo]

yeah, the german commentary leaves a lot room for improvement.. and we only get Smackdown on free TV. so come on, pity us!

[Amaru]

how about calling a Death valley Driver a Overhead Northern Light Suplex Driver (!!!) ??

Is that bad enough for you?

[Amaru]

Can the Pedigree really be called "Double Underhook Facedown Piledriver"?

kinda bothers me

[Amaru]

Bump

[dorf]

ExcellentPostwh*re said:

Can the Pedigree really be called "Double Underhook Facedown Piledriver"?

kinda bothers me

actually, yes. That's the technical name for the Pedigree.

[Amaru]

I heard Double Underhook Facebuster but not Facedown Piledriver

[dorf]

it's the closest to referring to the piledriver with the double underhook.

If there was lifting involved from the pedigree setup, it'd be a butterfly piledriver. I believe it's Chris Daniels' finisher on TNA where he calls it "Angel's Wings" or something like that.

[WWE Trademarked My Name]

At least they try to talk about wrestling. I was watching Velocity one week and Steve Romero went on and on about how Hardcore Holly and Scotty 2 Hotty would make good tag team partners or are good tag team partners because their hair color was nearly the same... I wanted to throw up

[brutuscheesecake]

I was always a huge Günther Zapf mark

[scorp]

I have a video I downloaded of a Backlash where Lesnar squashed Matt Hardy and at the beginning you can hear the german announcers for some reason.

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"Verdammen Sie diesen Dämon! Verdammen Sie ihn gerade zur Hölle! Mein Gott, SteincKälte!!! SteincKälte!!! SteincKälte!!! Ist hier! GeschäftIST im Begriff, aufzuheben!"

(The German Jim Ross saying: "Damn that demon! Damn him straight to Hell! My God, Stone Cold!!! Stone Cold!!! Stone Cold!!! Is here! Business is about to pick up!"

[Amaru]

This is so terribly wrong but I love it...


BTW they DON´T TALK ABOUT WRESTLING!!! GÜNTHER ZAPF ALWAYS TELLS US ABOUT HIS NFL TRIPS

See, he talks about an Unpopular Sport for Germans,whcih isn´t even on the telly in a WRESTLING SHOW