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Post by Paul Servo on Jul 16, 2009 15:46:29 GMT -5
*LANGUAGE WARNING! DEAR GOD LANGUAGE WARING! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED! FUNNY AS CRAP, BUT YEAH! DO NOT WATCH IF YOU ARE EASILY OFFENDED AND CANNOT TAKE BAD LANGUAGE BEING SPEWED (no pun intended)!*
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Triple Kelly
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Post by Triple Kelly on Jul 16, 2009 15:55:29 GMT -5
I love Gilbert's Dirty Jokes dvd.
"A man gets the words 'I Love You' tattooed to his d***. He goes home and gets into bed with his wife and she says, 'Stop trying to put words in my mouth'".
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Post by Madman Szalinski on Jul 16, 2009 19:14:32 GMT -5
And here I thought hearing Bob Saget say f*** ruined my childhood...
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Post by CuJ0 Will Keep Dancing on Jul 16, 2009 19:20:55 GMT -5
Gottfried's "asshurt" joke at the Roast of Bob Saget is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard
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Post by Paul Servo on Jul 16, 2009 19:33:34 GMT -5
Gottfried's "asshurt" joke at the Roast of Bob Saget is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard The one I posted was from the Heugh Hefner Roast. He told a joke that referenced 9/11 which, to quote RD, went over like a fart in church. So he went into the 10 minute "Aristocrates" joke (this was on the ARISTOCRATS documentary) |
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Post by Murf on Jul 16, 2009 20:48:10 GMT -5
1:02 in and I was already afraid to take a sip of drink.
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jobber2thestars
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Post by jobber2thestars on Jul 16, 2009 22:15:49 GMT -5
The Aristocrats joke isn't really a joke, it's a piece of art.
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H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Jul 16, 2009 22:39:45 GMT -5
Gottfried's "asshurt" joke at the Roast of Bob Saget is still one of the funniest things I've ever heard The one I posted was from the Heugh Hefner Roast. He told a joke that referenced 9/11 which, to quote RD, went over like a fart in church. So he went into the 10 minute "Aristocrates" joke (this was on the ARISTOCRATS documentary) ...When I heard the 9/11 joke, I did chuckle, so time and distance have done their jobs. |
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Post by Ishmeal Loves BBL Bayley on Jul 16, 2009 22:58:01 GMT -5
I like the Aristocrat joke but the movie was over the top. The joke is good, but I don't need an hour and a half movie telling me that.
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H-Fist
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Post by H-Fist on Jul 16, 2009 23:06:10 GMT -5
I like the Aristocrat joke but the movie was over the top. The joke is good, but I don't need an hour and a half movie telling me that. See, I thought the movie was great. It was a documentary, not a comedy. A documentary about a joke, basically an ethnography of stand-up comedy through the lens of this obscene joke. By amassing this collection of performances that range in style, delivery, setting, and so many other factors, the filmmakers created this world of stand-up comedy, where one punchline draws on the improvisational talent of the comic as well as his or her ability to be comfortable working blue in such-and-such a setting. I liked it, a lot. |
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Post by "Magic" Mark Hurr on Jul 18, 2009 12:44:18 GMT -5
I've known about this joke for years and I thought that i've never heard it. But for some reason it felt familiar. It's f***ing funny.
My life's goal is to prepare to perform it when I become a senile old man infront of my whole family or at my retirement party.
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