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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2008 19:56:27 GMT -5
don't worry i have someone else in mind. I might do it just to piss of Tank Dude......uncool. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 10, 2008 20:23:15 GMT -5
I might do it just to piss of Tank Dude......uncool. Ok stop this now before I pick your second choice for you myself! ;D |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2008 20:33:24 GMT -5
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2008 20:38:32 GMT -5
*Brother Ray is shown watching ''The George Lopez Show'' backstage*
*turns to camera*
Not everything that happens backstage is interestin ya'know
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Post by The Tank on Dec 10, 2008 20:40:07 GMT -5
*Brother Ray is shown watching ''The George Lopez Show'' backstage*
*turns to camera*
Not everything that happens backstage is interestin ya'know *Random backstage guy runs into the locker room and sprays Brother Ray with silly string.* Hee hee hee!!! *Random backstage guy runs away giggling like a little girl.* |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 10, 2008 21:31:53 GMT -5
*Brother Ray is shown watching ''The George Lopez Show'' backstage*
*turns to camera*
Not everything that happens backstage is interestin ya'know *Random backstage guy runs into the locker room and sprays Brother Ray with silly string.* Hee hee hee!!! *Random backstage guy runs away giggling like a little girl.*
That guy said you don't know Math
*Changes TV to ''Happy Days''*
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 12:59:45 GMT -5
Right, the card for next week's show has been finalised.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 11, 2008 13:04:37 GMT -5
Further news.
On Saturday at 7PM EST/midnight GMT (10am Sunday morning in Australia I believe) you can select a second wrestler, however that wrestler must be from a different division than the one you currently have. The Iron Giant will decide the divisions.
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Did you get that thing I sent ya?
A man without gimmick.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 11, 2008 13:13:22 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: Scott Steiner said that he was going to make sure that Kevin Nash was in top condition for next week's edition of Impact! Let's see how their training session is doing!
(A high-profile gym in Orlando.)
Steiner: NOW IF WE'RE GONNA BEAT THOSE NO-NAME MEXICAN REJECTS AND TAKE THOSE TAG TEAM TITLES, WE GOTTA START PUMPIN' IRON! I'M GONNA HIT THE BENCH AND SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE!
Nash: Come on, Scotty. Everybody knows I was the World Bench Press Champion of 1987. I could easily press over 700 pounds.
Steiner: OH, YOU KNOW HOW IT'S DONE? OKAY, YOU START IT OFF! GET UNDER THERE AND SHOW ME WHAT YOU GOT!
Nash: Nah, I wouldn't wanna show you up. You get it started and I'll watch.
(Steiner puts 400 pounds on the bench, and starts pumping rhythmically. Meanwhile, Nash is lying on an opposite bench, moving a Magic Eye book towards and away from his eyes in rhythm with Steiner.)
Nash: Oh look, a sailboat.
(Steiner reaches ten presses, but struggles to get the barbell back up.)
Steiner: SPOT! SPOT!
(Nash comes over and lifts the barbell off Steiner's chest.)
Nash: Now that was pretty impressive. You may just beat my record yet.
(Part 2 to follow)
(Cut back to the Impact Zone)
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 14:35:44 GMT -5
Further news. On Saturday at 7PM EST/midnight GMT (10am Sunday morning in Australia I believe) you can select a second wrestler, however that wrestler must be from a different division than the one you currently have. The Iron Giant will decide the divisions. I'll detail it better but ME-level talent must have a knockout / X-division / Tag Team as second choice... Something along those lines..... |
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 11, 2008 14:43:39 GMT -5
Emphasis on knockouts I want someone to feud with between shows  |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 14:50:28 GMT -5
Emphasis on knockouts I want someone to feud with between shows Knockouts and X-Division especially. |
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Post by chiefdom on Dec 11, 2008 15:30:00 GMT -5
Is there a list of people that havent been taken?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 15:33:50 GMT -5
Emphasis on knockouts I want someone to feud with between shows I'll try to grab a Knockout if I can, but I won't be here for selections, so my choices may be limited. |
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 11, 2008 15:51:45 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: Let's head back to the gym, where Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash continue their training session!
(Cut back to the gym)
(Steiner is sitting on a bench, doing curls with a huge dumbbell.)
Steiner: *oof* 48... *oof* 49... *oof* 50! (puts down dumbbell) THAT'S FIFTY, NASH! WHAT'RE YOU UP TO?
(Nash, instead of doing curls, is eating a hoagie.)
Nash: About 2000 calories, I think. I like extra mayo.
Steiner: WILLYA PUT TH'DAMN SAMMICH DOWN, NASH!! WE GOTTA GET PUMPED UP AND YOU AINT DOIN NOTHIN!!
Nash: Hey, Scotty, calm down. You've been working too hard. All that adrenaline is going to your head. You need to sit back, relax, (pulls out his cooler, opens it), and have a brewski.
Steiner: OKAY, FINE. ONE BEER. BUT THEN IT'S RIGHT BACK TO PUMPIN!!
(Part 3 to follow)
(Cut back to Impact Zone)
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 16:23:34 GMT -5
Is there a list of people that havent been taken? Abyss - ChikaraAmigo AJ Styles - Mr. K Alex Shelley - Legion BG James Booker T - Brahma Bull Brother Devon Brother Ray - TTS Can't Get Over Chris Sabin - Chiefdom Christian Cage - The Tank Consequences Creed Curry Man Cute Kip Eric Young - gillbergsson Hernandez Homicide James Storm - Perpetual Nirvana Jay Lethal Jimmy Rave Kevin Nash - WordlifeECW Kurt Angle - Starwolf013 Lance Rock Matt Morgan Petey Williams - EvilutionE5150 Rhino Robert Roode Samoa Joe - Joekishi Scott Steiner - Sajoa Moe Shark Boy Sheik Abdul Bashir Sonjay Dutt Sting - M.O.P Angelina Love Awesome Kong Christy Hemme (Manager) - madhackrviper Jacqueline (Manager) ODB Rhaka Khan Raisha Saeed (Manager) Roxxi Sharmell (Manager) SoCal Val (Manager) Sojourner Bolt Taylor Wilde Traci Brooks Velvet Sky Jeff Jarrett (Chairman) - Above Average Jim Cornette (Management Director) - The Iron Giant |
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Post by Above Average on Dec 11, 2008 17:37:32 GMT -5
Suicide will also be available for selection.
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 11, 2008 18:03:12 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: I have just received word that Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash have left the gym! Let's catch up with them!
(Cut to the outside of a karaoke bar, night. The camera goes inside the bar to find Nash and Steiner, obviously drunk, leaning on each other to stay on their feet, and singing badly.)
Steiner and Nash:
CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DUH NUH DUHHH!!
CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWW!!
(Quick cut to end of the song. Nash is doing air guitar and jumping around, almost losing his balance and falling on Steiner.)
Steiner: HOL UP KEVN! YOU HAD TOO MUCH T'DRINK ALREADY! SETTLE DOWN!
Karaoke MC: That was Kevin and Scott, gettin' a little Cat Scratch Fever tonight! Okay, up next we've got Chris and Alex, come on up!
(Steiner and Nash stumble back to their table, laughing the whole way. As they seat themselves and order more beers, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin get up on the stage.)
Shelley: We'd like to dedicate this song to a very special lady, who may or may not be in the audience tonight.
Sabin: We love you, Kelly Ripa!
Shelley:
Where it began
I can't begin to know when
But then I know it's growing strong
Sabin:
Wasn't the spring
Then spring became the summer
Who would believe you'd come along
Shelley:
Hands...
Sabin:
Touching hands...
Shelley:
Reachin' out
Shelley and Sabin:
Touchin' me
Touchin' yooooouuuuu...
OH, SWEET CAROLINE (BUM BUM BUUUMM)
GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD (SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!)
I'VE BEEN INCLINED (BUM BUM BUUUMM)
TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD
AND NOW I...
(Just then, Steiner stands up to yell at the Motor City Machine Guns.)
Steiner: JUSS WADDYOO TINK YER DOIN HERE?! YOU THINK YOU GOT DA BAWLS T'COME IN HERE, THINKIN' YER BETTERN US, AND YOU GOT DA BAWLS TO...
Nash: C'mooonnn, Shhcotty. They ain't hurning nobody. Let 'em finish the shhhlong.
Steiner: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!! DIS HERE'S DA MAYNVENT MAFIA TERRTORY, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANNBODY WALKS ON OUR TURF!!
Nash: Okay Scotty, you've had enough. (motions to waiter) Check please.
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 11, 2008 18:36:24 GMT -5
I am finding it somewhat difficult to find the right level to an Abyss promo.
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 18:41:19 GMT -5
I am finding it somewhat difficult to find the right level to an Abyss promo. 'Tis the curse of The Monster, I'm afraid. |
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