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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 19:03:27 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: I have just received word that Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash have left the gym! Let's catch up with them!(Cut to the outside of a karaoke bar, night. The camera goes inside the bar to find Nash and Steiner, obviously drunk, leaning on each other to stay on their feet, and singing badly.) Steiner and Nash: CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DUH NUH DUHHH!!
CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWW!!(Quick cut to end of the song. Nash is doing air guitar and jumping around, almost losing his balance and falling on Steiner.) Steiner: HOL UP KEVN! YOU HAD TOO MUCH T'DRINK ALREADY! SETTLE DOWN!Karaoke MC: That was Kevin and Scott, gettin' a little Cat Scratch Fever tonight! Okay, up next we've got Chris and Alex, come on up! (Steiner and Nash stumble back to their table, laughing the whole way. As they seat themselves and order more beers, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin get up on the stage.) Shelley: We'd like to dedicate this song to a very special lady, who may or may not be in the audience tonight. Sabin: We love you, Kelly Ripa! Shelley: Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Sabin: Wasn't the spring Then spring became the summer Who would believe you'd come along Shelley: Hands... Sabin: Touching hands... Shelley: Reachin' out Shelley and Sabin: Touchin' me Touchin' yooooouuuuu... OH, SWEET CAROLINE (BUM BUM BUUUMM) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD (SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!) I'VE BEEN INCLINED (BUM BUM BUUUMM) TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD AND NOW I... (Just then, Steiner stands up to yell at the Motor City Machine Guns.) Steiner: JUSS WADDYOO TINK YER DOIN HERE?! YOU THINK YOU GOT DA BAWLS T'COME IN HERE, THINKIN' YER BETTERN US, AND YOU GOT DA BAWLS TO...Nash: C'mooonnn, Shhcotty. They ain't hurning nobody. Let 'em finish the shhhlong.Steiner: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!! DIS HERE'S DA MAYNVENT MAFIA TERRTORY, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANNBODY WALKS ON OUR TURF!!Nash: Okay Scotty, you've had enough. (motions to waiter) Check please. OK. Those were way better than anything I could've come up with. Bravo. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 19:18:02 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: I have just received word that Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash have left the gym! Let's catch up with them!(Cut to the outside of a karaoke bar, night. The camera goes inside the bar to find Nash and Steiner, obviously drunk, leaning on each other to stay on their feet, and singing badly.) Steiner and Nash: CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DUH NUH DUHHH!!
CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWW!!(Quick cut to end of the song. Nash is doing air guitar and jumping around, almost losing his balance and falling on Steiner.) Steiner: HOL UP KEVN! YOU HAD TOO MUCH T'DRINK ALREADY! SETTLE DOWN!Karaoke MC: That was Kevin and Scott, gettin' a little Cat Scratch Fever tonight! Okay, up next we've got Chris and Alex, come on up! (Steiner and Nash stumble back to their table, laughing the whole way. As they seat themselves and order more beers, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin get up on the stage.) Shelley: We'd like to dedicate this song to a very special lady, who may or may not be in the audience tonight. Sabin: We love you, Kelly Ripa! Shelley: Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Sabin: Wasn't the spring Then spring became the summer Who would believe you'd come along Shelley: Hands... Sabin: Touching hands... Shelley: Reachin' out Shelley and Sabin: Touchin' me Touchin' yooooouuuuu... OH, SWEET CAROLINE (BUM BUM BUUUMM) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD (SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!) I'VE BEEN INCLINED (BUM BUM BUUUMM) TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD AND NOW I... (Just then, Steiner stands up to yell at the Motor City Machine Guns.) Steiner: JUSS WADDYOO TINK YER DOIN HERE?! YOU THINK YOU GOT DA BAWLS T'COME IN HERE, THINKIN' YER BETTERN US, AND YOU GOT DA BAWLS TO...Nash: C'mooonnn, Shhcotty. They ain't hurning nobody. Let 'em finish the shhhlong.Steiner: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!! DIS HERE'S DA MAYNVENT MAFIA TERRTORY, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANNBODY WALKS ON OUR TURF!!Nash: Okay Scotty, you've had enough. (motions to waiter) Check please. Y'know, if I were an evil GM, I'd put you as the tag champs straight away because of that great promo. If I was an evil GM, that is. |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 11, 2008 19:30:35 GMT -5
I am finding it somewhat difficult to find the right level to an Abyss promo. 'Tis the curse of The Monster, I'm afraid. I can't make him too smart, but I can't make him Caveman-like. |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 19:32:25 GMT -5
'Tis the curse of The Monster, I'm afraid. I can't make him too smart, but I can't make him Caveman-like. How 'bout a smart caveman? |
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Post by Evilution E5150 on Dec 11, 2008 19:32:27 GMT -5
get him drunk, that seems to make him pretty funny
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Post by Deleted on Dec 11, 2008 19:35:14 GMT -5
Mike Tenay: I have just received word that Scott Steiner and Kevin Nash have left the gym! Let's catch up with them!(Cut to the outside of a karaoke bar, night. The camera goes inside the bar to find Nash and Steiner, obviously drunk, leaning on each other to stay on their feet, and singing badly.) Steiner and Nash: CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DUH NUH DUHHH!!
CAT SCRATCH FEE-VUR!! DOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOWW!!(Quick cut to end of the song. Nash is doing air guitar and jumping around, almost losing his balance and falling on Steiner.) Steiner: HOL UP KEVN! YOU HAD TOO MUCH T'DRINK ALREADY! SETTLE DOWN!Karaoke MC: That was Kevin and Scott, gettin' a little Cat Scratch Fever tonight! Okay, up next we've got Chris and Alex, come on up! (Steiner and Nash stumble back to their table, laughing the whole way. As they seat themselves and order more beers, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin get up on the stage.) Shelley: We'd like to dedicate this song to a very special lady, who may or may not be in the audience tonight. Sabin: We love you, Kelly Ripa! Shelley: Where it began I can't begin to know when But then I know it's growing strong Sabin: Wasn't the spring Then spring became the summer Who would believe you'd come along Shelley: Hands... Sabin: Touching hands... Shelley: Reachin' out Shelley and Sabin: Touchin' me Touchin' yooooouuuuu... OH, SWEET CAROLINE (BUM BUM BUUUMM) GOOD TIMES NEVER SEEMED SO GOOD (SO GOOD! SO GOOD! SO GOOD!) I'VE BEEN INCLINED (BUM BUM BUUUMM) TO BELIEVE THEY NEVER WOULD AND NOW I... (Just then, Steiner stands up to yell at the Motor City Machine Guns.) Steiner: JUSS WADDYOO TINK YER DOIN HERE?! YOU THINK YOU GOT DA BAWLS T'COME IN HERE, THINKIN' YER BETTERN US, AND YOU GOT DA BAWLS TO...Nash: C'mooonnn, Shhcotty. They ain't hurning nobody. Let 'em finish the shhhlong.Steiner: I DON'T GIVE A CRAP!! DIS HERE'S DA MAYNVENT MAFIA TERRTORY, AND I'LL BE DAMNED IF ANNBODY WALKS ON OUR TURF!!Nash: Okay Scotty, you've had enough. (motions to waiter) Check please. Y'know, if I were an evil GM, I'd put you as the tag champs straight away because of that great promo. If I was an evil GM, that is. You could be an evil GM. It's actually quite fun... when people aren't complaining that you screwed them over, that is.  ;D |
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Post by Johnny B. Decent on Dec 11, 2008 19:36:00 GMT -5
I can't make him too smart, but I can't make him Caveman-like. How 'bout a smart caveman? But that's Mike Knox in WCWWE! |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 19:39:03 GMT -5
How 'bout a smart caveman? But that's Mike Knox in WCWWE! Damn those copyright laws! ;D Oh....well..... what about one of those apes from 2001: A Space Odyssey? You could be a smart apeman? |
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Post by bigdaddyfive on Dec 11, 2008 19:40:09 GMT -5
Y'know, if I were an evil GM, I'd put you as the tag champs straight away because of that great promo. If I was an evil GM, that is. You could be an evil GM. It's actually quite fun... when people aren't complaining that you screwed them over, that is. ;D It's not about doing what's fun, it's about doing the job and paying yer dues! *tapes fists* |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 12, 2008 0:39:39 GMT -5
You could be an evil GM. It's actually quite fun... when people aren't complaining that you screwed them over, that is. ;D It's not about doing what's fun, it's about doing the job and paying yer dues! *tapes fists* Can I just f*** the boss's daughter instead? |
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Post by The Captain on Dec 12, 2008 2:15:01 GMT -5
You wanna f*** one of Jarrett's little girls? Who do you think ya are, Kurt Angle?!
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 12, 2008 10:01:20 GMT -5
You wanna f*** one of Jarrett's little girls? Who do you think ya are, Kurt Angle?! he's not kurt he's Christian! at least he's f***ing inside the frontline. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 12, 2008 16:13:33 GMT -5
You wanna f*** one of Jarrett's little girls? Who do you think ya are, Kurt Angle?! he's not kurt he's Christian! at least he's f***ing inside the frontline. Wait, WHAT?!?!?!?!??!?!? |
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Post by Above Average on Dec 12, 2008 19:08:36 GMT -5
23 hours 52 minutes time you can make your second pick. Just a reminder.
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Post by The Tank on Dec 12, 2008 19:31:19 GMT -5
And I feel that the answer to this is obvious, but since we've already been doing the promos, are the choices of myself and Sajoa Moe already secure?
If not, people, I am BEGGING: NO ONE TAKE HOMICIDE OR HERNANDEZ, PLEASE!!!!!!!!
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Dec 12, 2008 19:39:00 GMT -5
To be honest, I wouldn't mind if someone else took Hernandez. I've been focusing more on Steiner's promos anyway, and Hernandez doesn't speak as much.
Plus, being Scott Steiner is a job in itself.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 12, 2008 19:39:12 GMT -5
And I feel that the answer to this is obvious, but since we've already been doing the promos, are the choices of myself and Sajoa Moe already secure? If not, people, I am BEGGING: NO ONE TAKE HOMICIDE OR HERNANDEZ, PLEASE!!!!!!!! well by that logic: Hi I'm Jay Lethal, I like beans and suchLethal's secure now. he's mine you can't pick him. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 12, 2008 19:42:39 GMT -5
And I feel that the answer to this is obvious, but since we've already been doing the promos, are the choices of myself and Sajoa Moe already secure? If not, people, I am BEGGING: NO ONE TAKE HOMICIDE OR HERNANDEZ, PLEASE!!!!!!!! well by that logic: Hi I'm Jay Lethal, I like beans and suchLethal's secure now. he's mine you can't pick him. Hey, all I did was ask. I've got a good feeling that the answer's gonna be no, so I'll still be here tomorrow. I just figured that it was worth asking. ...considering that they're the Tag Champs and no one's got them. |
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Dec 12, 2008 19:46:17 GMT -5
well by that logic: Hi I'm Jay Lethal, I like beans and suchLethal's secure now. he's mine you can't pick him. Hey, all I did was ask. I've got a good feeling that the answer's gonna be no, so I'll still be here tomorrow. I just figured that it was worth asking. ...considering that they're the Tag Champs and no one's got them. ...and I'm only answering..... in a sarcastic assholeish way. |
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Post by The Tank on Dec 12, 2008 19:47:19 GMT -5
Hey, all I did was ask. I've got a good feeling that the answer's gonna be no, so I'll still be here tomorrow. I just figured that it was worth asking. ...considering that they're the Tag Champs and no one's got them. ...and I'm only answering..... in a sarcastic assholeish way. Wiggity Wiggity What? Also, how is that racist? |
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