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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 10, 2009 18:04:26 GMT -5
What are some stupid things you could see TNA actually doing that you have come up with.
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A PPV going off the air and a new champion is declared announcing on Impact the next week who won the match, but them never showing it in till they realease it on DVD.
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Agent P
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Post by Agent P on Jan 10, 2009 18:19:19 GMT -5
3 different Authority Figures is sort of stupid, but...
-I can see someone reading Jericho's book and having a Segregation Match
-The long awaited return of Naked Mideon
-Chuck Palumbo spends another two minutes with the World Title belt before the match is restarted.
-A falls count anywhere match that ends by the Universal Studios globe thingy.
-Abyss vs Big Daddy V: Elevation X
-Abyss vs Big Daddy V: Ultimate X
You know, either Russo learned from his mistakes or Double J has him on a leash. There have been much stupider things done until Vince Russo booking.
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Post by mysterydriver on Jan 10, 2009 18:34:32 GMT -5
--Abyss: Baby Sitter
Just for the "hilarity" of cured Abyss trying to earn the trust of a family so he can watch over their children. Perhaps a relative of Morgan.
--Eric Young: TNA Frontline Champion
To counteract Booker's "Legends" title, EY decides to get his own belt, exclusive to Frontline members only. This infuriates Booker and leads to a match to join the two titles, releasing a midcard title to TNA. (I find it silly because they could've just introduced a new title)
--Referee Abdul Bashir
After losing to Shane Sewell, Bashir looks for revenge. He fails at numerous attacks and finally gets a brilliant idea...filling the spot that Sewell left open after his firing.
--Pregnant SoCal Val
But is it Sonjay's?!?! Do I really have to add anything else to this? For cliche fun, let me remind everyone that yes, Vince Russo is employed.
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Sajoa Moe
Patti Mayonnaise
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Post by Sajoa Moe on Jan 10, 2009 18:51:25 GMT -5
- Suicide: X Division Champion.
- Sardines Match: A reverse cage match in which everybody tries to get into the cage. Match starts with all the participants racing from backstage into the arena and trying to climb the cage. Once six participants are in the cage, it's a one-fall match. I could see this as an X Division throwaway at Lockdown.
- Kip James turns face, reunites with BG James, and they join the Front Line.
- Don West is forced to wrestle against Kurt Angle.
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Post by Man Hating Horace on Jan 10, 2009 18:52:47 GMT -5
All titles are vacated and not seen for eight months.
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Post by Bram wants to 'urt you on Jan 10, 2009 19:53:56 GMT -5
Similar to Sajoa Moe's Sardines match, the reverse inverted cage match. Six competitors all rush to get inside the cage, then once they are all inside, the bell rings, and the winner is the first one to get back out again.
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Post by CM Crünk is teh 'CRAP! on Jan 10, 2009 20:32:47 GMT -5
Similar to Sajoa Moe's Sardines match, the reverse inverted cage match. Six competitors all rush to get inside the cage, then once they are all inside, the bell rings, and the winner is the first one to get back out again. Similar to yours and Moe's the wrestlers are locked outside the iMPACT! Zone. |
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 10, 2009 21:03:36 GMT -5
TNA goes off the air for a few weeks and returns with a PPV called The Big Bang [/sarcasm]
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Post by Sir Woodrow on Jan 10, 2009 21:07:41 GMT -5
Don West and Mike Tenay: live sex celebration
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Post by BitterAF on Jan 10, 2009 21:10:40 GMT -5
- Never seen before: A CLT Match: Chairs, Latters, and Tables Match.
- Firing a ref for 3 days and then bringing him back as a wrestler... oh wait...
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livetowin
Dennis Stamp
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Post by livetowin on Jan 10, 2009 21:19:53 GMT -5
-Paddle on a pole match: Dixie Carter VS Kong
-A "pit" match. Loser throws the other down a "bottomless" pit.
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Post by Clash, Never a Meter Maid on Jan 10, 2009 21:23:55 GMT -5
I would actually be entertained by the following:
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Post by derrtaysouth95 on Jan 10, 2009 21:45:06 GMT -5
-- Eric Young: TNA Frontline ChampionTo counteract Booker's "Legends" title, EY decides to get his own belt, exclusive to Frontline members only. This infuriates Booker and leads to a match to join the two titles, releasing a midcard title to TNA. I actually kinda like that idea....... |
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Post by Judas Heyman on Jan 11, 2009 10:03:55 GMT -5
Don West and Mike Tenay: live sex celebration This |
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Post by Marky Mark...Mark on Jan 11, 2009 11:21:09 GMT -5
Putting all of their belts on one guy. Wait? They already did that? Wow, I got nothing now  |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 11, 2009 11:52:35 GMT -5
Bashir VS. Dutt feud with plenty of Offensive Stereotypes and Innuendoes
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kemps
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Post by kemps on Jan 11, 2009 12:12:28 GMT -5
"Donkey Kong" Match - Awesome Kong is in the ring tossing barrels while Christy Hemme is tied up. Various X-Division jobbers attempt to grab the hammer and get in the ring to free Hemme.
"Suicide Bomber" Match - the point of the match is to grab the vest with bombs hanging from a pole. The winner is the one who grabs the vest, puts it on his opponent and detonates it. Starring Suicide and Bashir.
Kevin Nash vs. The X-Division - a gripping storyline where Kevin Nash attempts to kill the X-Division. First, he steals the belt, tosses it in a trash can on TV, then takes a dump on it and lights it on fire. 10-15 X-Division jobbers run out to save their belt, but Nash destroys all of them. On the next Impact, Nash opens the show with all the X-Division jobbers crucified on a giant "X"
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Agent P
Bill S. Preston, Esq.
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Post by Agent P on Jan 11, 2009 13:16:26 GMT -5
I would pay to see the Donkey Kong Match. But shouldn't Kong stand at the top of the ramp?
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Post by lildude8218 on Jan 11, 2009 13:35:32 GMT -5
I would pay to see the Donkey Kong Match. But shouldn't Kong stand at the top of the ramp? Well when I made that joke years ago it was Samoa Joe and the top of Elevation X. |
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Post by sabu on Jan 11, 2009 13:53:58 GMT -5
Don West wins Knockout Belt
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