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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 16:37:39 GMT -5
Petey dropkicks Terry
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Post by comahan on Dec 12, 2009 16:41:48 GMT -5
Petey leg whips Terry
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 16:47:27 GMT -5
While Joe chokes out Doug Williams Petey hits the Canadian Destroyer on Rob Terry. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Nation of Violence!
Tenay: Petey gets the win for the Nation. West: Well he has that X Division title shot, Daniels will be keeping an eye on him.
* Lauren walks into the picture where The Beautiful People are in mid conversation. They once again each occupy their own throne. *
Velvet: I know, right!
Angelina: Oh! Madison! That Anti-Ugly charm totally worked on Sunday! Like, I got out of the match without being all greasy and icky! I'm gonna have to get you to do that before every match. Where did you learn it?
* Madison reaches into a small handbag and pulls out a piece of paper *
Madison: This is an official online college degree! I got it last week!
Velvet: And you learned it there...?
Madison: Yep!
Velvet: ...
Angelina: ...
Lauren: ...
Velvet: Wait, what are you doing here Lauren?
Lauren: I'm here to get your comments on your match tonight, and on Angelina's loss on Sunday.
Angelina: Whoa, honey, calm down! I didn't loseeeee on Sunday, Sarita did! Okay? Thats first of all. Second of all, like, I won that match! The referee counted slowly on Flash at the end, and cost me the match!
Lauren: Seemed like a perfectly fine count to me. Anyway, any comments about facing Alissa, Sarita, and Kong tonight?
Velvet: We were tired of facing these girls LAST WEEK. Now its just getting annoying!
* As Velvet talks, Madison pulls out a pair of glasses and puts them on. She then adjusts her posture *
Angelina: Calm down Velvet, its okay. Just another opportunity to flaunt want we know alllll of these people want.
Velvet: That's kind of catchy.
Angelina: I know! I thought of it last night. Anyway, the point is, we don't ask for who we beat up, we just take out the trash that WCTNA hands us. We're better looking than them, we're better wrestlers than them, we're better everything that them.
Madison: And now, with like, my degree... we're smarter than them!
* Madison beams with enthusiasm *
Lauren: I really dont think--
Angelina: Lauren, let her have her moment. We've always been smarter than them though Madison. Now we're just more... smarter!
Lauren: ...
Velvet: Yea, I mean, did you hear Alissa last week making up words? Vanity? As if.
Lauren: It doesnt seem like you're taking your match tonight very seriously.
Angelina: Of course we are! We're just out of things to say about Alissa Fat and Sarita! Like I said last week, we're sooo tired of beating the ugly out of those two! Its just getting old! So what, now Kong is added to the equation? Why, because I mentioned her last week? She got irritated enough to lift her gigantic fat ass of off her Cheeto stained couch and come and do something about it? I've beat her before, I'll do it again.
Velvet: Whoa, being a bit...
Lauren: Harsh.
Velvet: Actually, Lauren, I was gonna say generous. Theres far worse things we could say about Kong.
Madison: Beefy, big, blimp, bovine, brawny, broad, bulging, bulky, bull, burly, butterball, chunky, corpulent, distended....
Lauren: Is she... reading off of a thesaurus?
Angelina: Never you mind. The point is, we're going to go out there tonight, and do what we always do. Dominate, and look good. Why?
Velvet: Because we're beautiful, we're spoiled, and we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Madison: And now, we have knowledge on our side!
* Madison holds up her online degree looking positively proud *
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 16:50:08 GMT -5
* The music of Christopher Daniels sounds off throughout the arena. "The Fallen Angel" makes his way to the ring accompanied by "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan, and "The Icon" Sting. Sting, wearing a suit and sunglasses, asks for a mic. *
I see an angel. An angel in this very ring. Not a man who uses a nickname, not a man who's talents could be easily confused with one of an angel, but a real angel, sent from God himself to atone for his blunders. Now, you people may think I'm crazy, but that doesn't mean I'm not right. If there's anything I'm sure of as I stand in this ring and speak to all of you right now, its that there is another force at work here. There has always been. It's undeniable. Whether we want to call it faith, or a divine force that is impossible to understand, it doesn't matter. Angel's exist. I'm standing by one of them now. And our two destinies are entwined. Our destinies both revolve around the same exact thing. And on Sunday night, that path that we have both chosen was revealed to the world as Christopher Daniels sided with The Greater Good.
* Sting hugs Christopher Daniels and hands off the microphone. Daniels, wearing his signature glasses and vest, begins to speak *
During my time away from WCTNA, I took the time to look inside myself, to find answers. I realized that the important thing is this; my time is coming to an end. I will not be here five years from now. It's time to look to the future. Who can fill the spot that I held in this company for seven years? What can I do that will ensure continued success for this company for years to come? I came back to WCTNA set on the fact that the rebuilding, the cleansing of the X Division was something that needed to be done to ensure that continued success. As I progressed my way toward that goal, I kept a watchful eye, still searching for that person who would occupy that top spot in the company. There was one obvious choice. Matt Morgan. I saw in Morgan the same thing that Sting sees in Morgan - the ability to revolutionize this business. I once had that ability as well. But seven years of being cast in the shadow of AJ Styles ensured that I could never accomplish that feat. The funny thing was that the man who opposes Matt Morgan, the man who is trying to stop Morgan from reaching those heights - is the same man. AJ, the reason I did what I did, was that I'm not going to let you do to Matt Morgan the same thing that you did to me. I will not let you hold him back. I will not let your fragile ego get in the way of the greater good. Not again. For too long, I've stood in your shadow AJ. Even as of last week. But now I stand in no ones shadow. I stand BESIDE Matt Morgan. I stand BESIDE Sting. I stand beside them as we fight for a common purpose. As we fight for the greater good of TNA. A greater good that doesn't include you, AJ.
* Daniels hands the mic off to a supremely smug Matt Morgan. A smile spreads across his face as he too begins to speak *
Today marks the dawn of a new era here in WCTNA. The Matt Morgan era. The era of The Blueprint. Make no mistake about it, I am the single most genetically talented wrestler in the history of this industry. I am the blueprint of what a World Champion should be. And with these men by my side - with AJ Styles hopefully out of my way for good - I can finally reach out and grab what is mine by birthright.
*Rhino comes out to the stage*
You want to talk about AJ Styles? Maybe I'm the last guy who should be passing judgment. I've the farthest thing from an angel there is. But I have known AJ Styles since I entered WCTNA. We have been friends and we have been enemies. But through all that time I have never known AJ to have an agenda or hidden motives. He has always been honest. And now you come out here and stand there with a smile on your face, talking about the greater good after you stabbed AJ in the back? Morgan I expect this of you. And Daniels, your motives has always been blurred. But Sting, what happened to you? You used to be the purest man in this business. You were beyond all the politics, all the games. But now? You're just as bad as the rest.
Hold on a second Rhino, back up a bit. Quite frankly I have no idea what you're doing out here, but I'll humor you. I said, what, a year ago now? More than that. I said that I would bring honor, dignity, and respect back into this business, no matter the cost. And you know what? Compared to what I might have had to do to bring this all together, I would take what did actually happen any day of the week. As formidable as AJ Styles is, he can't take us 3 on 1. The backlash will be minimal, and we will silence it quickly. If I could have done it without hurting AJ, without crushing his aspirations, without ripping away his best friend, I would have. But it was unavoidable. Back when I made that pact with the Main Event Mafia so long ago, we decided that we would stop at NOTHING until we finished our goal. The others might have given up, but I never did. I can look at myself in the mirror every morning and know that I lived up to my end of the deal, and did it without hurting more people than necessary. Did I draw the ire of a Phenomenal wrestler in the process? Yes. But it was worth the result. And before you stands that result. Before you, stands honor, dignity, and respect. Before you stands power. Before you stands the Blueprint for the FUTURE OF THIS BUSINESS. If that's being 'as bad as the rest', then I don't know what I was doing being 'good' for so many years!
* Matt Morgan whispers something into Sting's ear. Sting smiles and hands the mic to him. *
What our resident Icon is trying to say is - do you actually have a REAL point for being out here, or are you just trying to use the most powerful group in wrestling to get your name back on the marquee where ours are?
Funny you should say that because I was thinking that maybe tonight, while I'm in a fighting mood, we should have a match. What do you say?
You're either insanely brave, or insanely stupid. You're staring down into a ring where The Icon, The Blueprint, and The Fallen Angel all stand, and you want a match? You against the three of us?
Well I should let you know I won't be coming alone. I found a couple of guys who are just itching for a fight.
You thought you were done with us, Matt? You are sadly mistaken. What goes around, comes around.
Sorry 'bout your damn luck!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 16:55:52 GMT -5
Tenay: The biggest story to come out of Final Resolution was the WCTNA debut of Hulk Hogan. West: And big surprise he won gold in his first match. Tenay: Well one half of the new champions takes on one half of the former champions next.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Chris Sabin, from Detroit Michigan, weighing 199 pounds, Alex Shelley!
Penzer: And accompanied by Hulk Hogan, from Elizabeth, New Jersey, weighing 210 pounds, "Black Machismo" Jay Lethal!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 16:57:23 GMT -5
Shelley with a flipping dropkick!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 16:57:27 GMT -5
Shelly with a neckbreaker
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Post by comahan on Dec 12, 2009 17:02:32 GMT -5
Shelley with a slap to the face
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:06:39 GMT -5
Jay hits the Lethal Combination and goes up for the Lethal Elbow. Sabin pushes him off. Shelley follows up with the ShellShock. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Alex Shelley!
After the match Hogan comes in and takes out both Sabin and Shelley. He helps Jay to his feet and poses.
West: Typical Hogan. Tenay: What are you talking about? West: Geez.
*To the office of Mick Foley where Mick is sitting behind his desk, rocking slightly. JB comes over*
Uh Mick, are you okay?
Why wouldn't I be?
Well you have been acting kind of strange lately.
Well don't pay you to question me.
Well technically you don't pay me at all.
You know what, get outta here!
Mick...
Out!
*JB shrugs and leaves. Foley sits there for a moment or two before Raven enters*
What the hell is your game, Foley? I was up. I was on my feet. As per the rules of the match the count should have stopped. But you dropped me and continued the count.
What's your point?
My point is you screwed me, Foley. But you can make it up. I want Richards. Tonight.
Well that's too damn bad because he's not here tonight.
Well when he is here, I want him in that ring.
You know what? I don't like your tone. You have a match. With Abyss. Next. Now get the hell out of my office.
This isn't over, Cactus.
*Raven leaves and Mick goes back to rocking slightly back and forth*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:10:02 GMT -5
West: Has he lost his mind? Tenay: Raven has always been a little off. West: I was talking about Foley.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Penzer: And from the Bowery, weighing 247 pounds, Raven!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 17:10:38 GMT -5
Raven with a crossbody
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:25:13 GMT -5
It the heat of battle, Abyss goes for a boot but accidently hits the ref. Raven then hits a low blow and rools outside and grabs a chair. Raven smashes Abyss with the chair. Raven hits another few chairshots before plating Raven with the Raven Effect on the chair. Raven revives the ref and covers. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Raven!
Tenay: Raven gets the win but tthat wasn't entirely legal. West: I dunno, Abyss may have enjoyed that. Tenay: SoCal Val is with the Knocout Tag Team champions. West: Speaking of nuts.
I'm here with the Knockout tag team champions. You are coming off a huge title defense but you have to expect to face another challenge soon.
It's no secret that the *ugh* Beautiful People want a title shot. But there is also a whole locker room of women that would love an opportunity at these belts. Competition Val. That's what I came down here for.
But surely the issues between Daffney and Taylor Wilde aren't going away.
If Taylor wants another title shot then that's fine but if she wants to make this personal...
Look Val, there are three things people don't know about me. I own a pair of Hello Kitty pajamas. I used to be a cheerleader. And I'm neither good or evil. I just am.
But what about Raven?
I'm done with Raven. This...
*holds up her tag title belt*
Is all that matters to me.
I've beaten Taylor Wilde more times than I care to count but at the same time she's beaten the hell out of me too. At Bound For Glory she beat me in the middle of the ring. 1-2-3. At that was supposed to be the end of it. That was two months ago and she still won't let it go. She thinks she is the only one who is tired of this?
You know what I am going to do? Next week I am coming to the ring. I will look Taylor Wilde right in the eye. And tell her that this is over.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:26:07 GMT -5
Okay, that worked this time.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:28:03 GMT -5
Tenay: Knockout tag team action next. West: Oh yeah, Beautiful People time Tenay: But you have to belive that in addition to Angelina gunning for the Knockout title, Velvet and Madison will still want a shot at those Knockout tag titles. West: Will you shut up, I'm trying to enjoy this.
Penzer: The following six Knockout tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne, The Beautiful People.
Penzer: Their opponents, first, she stands 6 foot 1 inches tall, she weighs in at 272 and 3/8ths pounds, she is Awesome Kong!
Penzer: Her partners, first, from Mexico City, Sarita!
Penzer: And from San Francisco, California, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 17:29:02 GMT -5
All three members of the BP hit facebusters
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:34:44 GMT -5
Where did everybody go?
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Post by comahan on Dec 12, 2009 17:42:07 GMT -5
TBP with a triple elbow
Had to pick someone up from work, sorry.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:43:15 GMT -5
As Alissa lifts Angelina for the Flash Drive, Madison grabs the referee.With Madison disracting the ref, Velvet comes in illegaly and pulls Angelina off. Together they hit the Makeover on Alissa and Angelina gets the cover. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Beautiful People!
Kong comes in and the Beautiful People qucikly bail from the ring.
Tenay: And again the Beautiful People steal one. West: Doesn't matter how you win as long as you get it done.
Earlier Today
Scott Steiner comes running into the lobby with Jenna trailing behind.
HURRY UP SURVIVOR CHICK WERE GONNA BE LATE!!!!!
Steiner isn't watching where he's going and bumps into Kurt Angle.
Hey, watch it. Oh Scott, it's you. I'm on my way to the gym, wanna come? We got that match against Nash and Magnus coming up.
Yeah, I know about Nash and Magnus. And I think it's great that you've decided to hit the gym, Kurt. You need to buff up, like me!
Jenna finally catches up to Steiner.
Scotty, I keep telling you, just because I won Survivor doesn't mean I can keep up with you when-
Oh. Hey Kurt.
Hey Jenna. You look nice today.
And for your information Scott, I'm the reason we won our last two matches as a team.
First of all, Jenna looks nice every day.
And secondly, you're the reason we won? You? I'm sorry, Kurt, but who was it who made 'em tap out to the Steiner Recliner, huh? Who?
Leave Jim Neidhart out of this. The fact of the matter is that they didn't tap out until I put on the Ankle lock. Hell I bet even Jenna wouldn't tap out to your excuse for a submission.
Oh yeah? Jenna taps out to my submission every night! Ain't that right?
Jenna blushes.
Scotty! That's personal!
Don't worry about that. I've seen the Playboy pics and it doesn't seem as if I'm missing much.
Steiner grabs Angle by the shirt collar.
WHAT?!!! YOU WATCH YER MOUTH ANGLE!!!
We may be partners, but that doesn't mean I won't knock your damn head off!
Easy now Scott. I'm just messing with you. After all, you are the man with the man with the largest arms and the shortest fuse. Besides, we need to look at the big picture here. A win over Magnus could get us both back in the world title picture.
Steiner let's Angle go.
You know what? That's the smartest thing I've heard you say since you got here. Beating Magnus and Nash could put us back in the title picture. The World Champion and the previous number one contender. And of course, if Traci Brooks sticks her nose in our business, Jenna here can take her!
I'd like to stick my nose in her... um, yeah. Sounds great. And to avoid any confusion this time, when I get on the Ankle Lock on one of them, you make sure the other one doesn't break it up.
Well, that sounds fine, but how about this. When I get one of them locked in the Steiner Recliner, YOU make sure one of them doesn't break it up!
Alright, if you're so confident you get one of them to tap out before I can, how about a little bet? If you get one of them to tap out first, I'll be your slave for a week but when I get one of them to tap first, Jenna has to spend one night with me. What do you say Scotty?
Don't be ridiculous, Kurt. Scotty would never agree to such a childish-
YOU'RE ON!!!
SCOTTY!!!
Alright, this tag team match just got interesting. And remember, no matter what happens, we still respect each other and will not let a small difference of opinions get in the way of our sucess.
Absolutely. United we stand, divided we fall all the way!
So do you want to start the match?
What's the matter Kurt? Afraid of gettin' in the ring with Magnus or Nash when they're fresh?
No, I just thought you'd want to make sure I don't get that night with Jenna.
Oh you won't. You go ahead and start the match Kurt. I'm not the least bit worried.
So just like I started the match at Final Resolution and the match on the last Impact?
Why ruin a winning formula? You start the matches and I finish 'em!
And how exactly did that whole 141 and two thirds percent thing work out for you?
You makin' fun of my maths?!
Alright, by your logic, someone has a fifty fifty chance of winning a one on one match. A tag team match is like two one on one matches, so that makes it 100 per cent but let me guess, Kevin Nash knows he can't beat you so that makes it 150 per cent, add in my 100 per cent, would make it 250 per cent and taking Kevin Nash out makes it a triple threat so that gives one of us a 33 and a third chance of winning but we're a team so overall giving us a 316 and two thirds% chance of picking up the win. You know what, I like those odds.
See? SteinerNomics. It's a beautiful thing!
Well, Jenna and I gotta get goin'. We'll see ya out there.
Steiner and Jenna walk off.
Thank God, I'm not that crazy.
Angle heads back to his room.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 17:45:36 GMT -5
Hey PN you did get that Deaner promo right?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:47:17 GMT -5
Yes. Don't worry, it's coming up.
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