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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:48:18 GMT -5
Tenay: Another big match at Final Resolution was Styles and Daniels v Morgan and Sting. West: And AJ actually won for once. Tenay: Well Daniels and AJ did win the match but Daniels turned on AJ afterward. West: I told you he would. Tenay: Well as this new group calling themselves "The Greater Good" addressed the iMPACT!Zone they were challenged by Rhino and Beer Money, hence this match.
Penzer: The following six man tag team match is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, Robert Roode and James Storm, Beer Money Incorporated!
Penzer: Their partner from Detroit Michigan, weighing 275 pound, "The War Machine" Rhino!
Penzer: And their opponents, the WCTNA X Division Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and "The Icon" Sting, The Greater Good!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by comahan on Dec 12, 2009 17:49:50 GMT -5
Morgan with padless elbows in the corner
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 17:51:51 GMT -5
Daniels hits the Angels Wings on Roode
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 17:58:59 GMT -5
Rhino sets up for the Gore on Daniels but Morgan blindtags himself in. As Rhino goes for the Gore, Morgan meets him with the Carbon Footprint. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Greater Good!
Tenay: Well this gruop off to a sucessful start. West: Well these are three of the best in WCTNA. Tenay: I just want to know...
Tenay: What is this now? West: Looks like Cody Deaner to me.
*Deaner struts down to the ring wearing an obviously homemade ''GIV'ER'' T-Shirt on the way he veers off and gives one to Don West then forces the other onto Mike Tenay*
C'mon now these things are great! Ah just saved ya 29.50 on ShopTNA.com!
*He then climbs in the ring and pulls a mic from his fanny pack* Quiet down,Quiet down,Quiet down Now we all know what the big story is and we all wanna know one thing
Just how much is the master piece of a Shirt that hot stud and future world champion Cody Deaner is wearing? Well folks ah can tell y'all right now That since Ah'm a one of y'all that Ah'm making this dirt cheap so all the Deanermesiter's out there can get one and hitch a ride on the shooting star that is The Deaner
So this beautiful piece of artwork can be y'all's for only
29.50$!
Now settle down folks Ah'll also answer the lesser question Cody? Where in the five hells of Alabama is Jethro Holliday? Well Jeth' done had himself a'bit O' a Family emergency Jeth's mom ate some bad clams And by bad Ah mean green...................with stuff growing on 'em ...........Plus they were still moving after he done boiled 'em.............And ah think ah saw eyes But anyway Jeth' done bowed on out so's to take care'o his ma Now the Deaner knows what y'all are thinking What happens to Jeth's title shot? Well after Ah made sure Jeth's ma was okay Ah hauled me some ass over ta WCTNA Managements office and asked Well they said that it's gone,kaput and no more Well how's the Deaner s'pose ta get himself a shot then? They said ah would have ta earn maself a shot at that Brutulic Magnus feller So The Deaner thought ta himself How can ah get mahself a shot? What do all the former World Champion's done got in common? They all worked hard,trained hard and paid there dues But that's when it dawned on the Deaner what they all really had in common MERCHANDISE!
So The Deaner is here to announce the new clothing line sweeping america DEANER DE' MUSCLE SHOALS! With Deaner De' Muscle Shoals an everyman can do anything! With such great products as The Deaner De' Muscle Shoals Baseball Cap! *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pull's out a Baseball cap with a picture of his face glued to the brim sloppily* Look at that fine craftmanship Yew can tell all yer freinds about how you've got Deaner on the mind with the Deaner De' Muslce Shoals Baseball Cap! *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and grabs three more caps than frisbee's them into the audience* Consider those some free samples
We've got other such fine products as The Deaner De' Muscle Shoals Deoderant! Or as the kids call it Deaneroderant *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a Deoderant stick with the word Deaner written on it in Marker* Yes yew can smell like a Future World Champion with Deaneroderant! *Deaner lifts up his arm and applies the Deoderant then sniffs* That there smells like Sucess! *Deaner throws the Deoderant into the crowd and then reaches into his fanny pack*
Also from the fine folks at Deaner De' Muscle Shoals THE DEANER DE' MUSCLE SHOALS BALLPOINT HAMMER! *Deaner pulls out a rusty hammer with a price tag that says Deaner hanging off* Wanna hit the nail on the head as hard as Ah'm gonna hit Brutorious Magnus in the face? USE A DEANER DE' MUSCLE SHOALS BRAND BALLPOINT HAMMER! Look at that there craftsmanship Ah dunno about y'all but when Ah think hammer this comes ta mind *Deaner throws the hammer into the crowd then winces when he hears a loud yell of pain* Whoops.....................Er gotta go! Remember folks DEANER DE' MUSCLE SHOALS! BUY IT SO AH GET A TITLE SHOT *Deaner runs up the ramp dropping T-Shirts all the way*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:05:47 GMT -5
Teany: *trying to pull the "GIV'ER" shirt off* Well that was unusual. West: I dunno, I kinda like it. Teany: Well nevertheless it's main event time. West: High stakes riding on this. Tenay: Well either Kurt Angle or Scott Steiner could find themselves in line for a World title shot. West: I meant the bet Angle and Steiner have. Tenay: And don't forget that attack right at the top of show by newcomer Desmond Wolfe. West: That was despicable Teany: Well Magnus may not be 100% here.
Penzer: The following contest is our iMPACT main event, a tag team match set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, he is professional wrestling's only Olympic Gold Medalist, Kurt Angle!
Penzer: His partner, accompanied by Jenna Morasca, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280 pounds, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, accompanied by Traci Brooks, weighing 329 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
Due to the injury Magnus suffered earlier, he and Nash need 3 votes to win. Angle and Steiner need 2 10 minute time limit
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 18:09:40 GMT -5
Nash with a boot on Angle
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Post by comahan on Dec 12, 2009 18:11:48 GMT -5
Angle with the Ankle Lock on Nash
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:20:50 GMT -5
Angle trips the legs as Nash goes for a Jackknife and locks in the Ankle Lock. Magnus comes in is cut off but a Steinerline. Steiner the locks in the Steiner Recliner as Angle grapevines the leg. Magnus submits at exactly the same moment as Nash taps out.
Penzer: Here are your winners: Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle!
Angle and Steiner the argue as Jenna tries to play peacemaker.
West: Wait, who won the bet? Tenay: I think that's what they're arguing about. West: C'mon, we need to know! Tenay: We may not know the answer but Steiner and Angle have defeated the World Champion and his Final Resolution challenger. West: Who cares about that? Who won the bet?! Tenay: I give up. Join us next week for a special holiday edition of WCTNA iMPACT. See you then.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:26:45 GMT -5
Thanks to TTS, AA, Evil M, comahan, mikey and Perpetual Nirvana for the promos. Especially that last guy. And thanks to you who showed up to vote. All three of you.
As mentioned, next week is WCTNA iMPACT Holiday Special so themed promos and match suggestions welcomed.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 18:27:53 GMT -5
I request Cody Deaner vs. The Masked Heel
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:36:07 GMT -5
As long as you tell me who this guy is. I've never heard of him.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 18:40:49 GMT -5
Sorry for the lack of Nash and Daivari promos this week. My final project for Game Design is taking up most of my time at the moment, but I plan on having something ready for next week.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:46:32 GMT -5
Hope you and mikey are alright with that finish. I tried to give you and him more promo fuel.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 12, 2009 18:46:39 GMT -5
14 minutes til the window closes.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:48:12 GMT -5
Does anyone want AJ? I don't want to drop him in the middle of an angle but I want to be Beer Money again. No? Okay.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 12, 2009 18:49:04 GMT -5
Why would anyone want anything to do with him?!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:52:08 GMT -5
Shut your mouth, you limey bastard.
Sorry, he's...well there's never a point where he's not drinking.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 12, 2009 18:53:33 GMT -5
So what happened with the Fourth Picks?
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Post by Above Average on Dec 12, 2009 18:54:56 GMT -5
Shut your mouth, you limey bastard.Sorry, he's...well there's never a point where he's not drinking. I meant AJ you clowns!And TTS, I said earlier, there will be no 4th picks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 12, 2009 18:55:00 GMT -5
Do I look like I give a damn, Magneto!
That's Magnus.
Whatever.
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