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Post by Deleted on Dec 13, 2009 20:04:37 GMT -5
I better finish this project soon, because it looks like I've got some promoing to do.
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 14, 2009 5:19:04 GMT -5
Eh , What exactly is a double north pole match?
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 14, 2009 6:39:44 GMT -5
Eh , What exactly is a double north pole match? Two poles, both with a slip attached to them with a gimmick match written on it. Whatever teams gets their stip off their pole first wins and the next match between the two teams is what ever stip was taken off the pole.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 7:31:47 GMT -5
Not setting yourself too many targets then? Well that last two may be the same thing. In the same respect that Bret Hart couldn't be used as a wrestler if he were to sign for WWE or TNA, no you couldn't. You could however use him as a manager. Really? I wish I knew this before. Though you do realise Hogan just said it's not in his TNA contract to wrestle? Yeah, but Hulk isn't physically incapable of wrestling. Therein lies the difference Mr. Nirvana.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2009 8:53:58 GMT -5
Well that last two may be the same thing. Really? I wish I knew this before. Though you do realise Hogan just said it's not in his TNA contract to wrestle? Yeah, but Hulk isn't physically incapable of wrestling. Therein lies the difference Mr. Nirvana. But Taz wrestled in WCWWE
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 8:56:18 GMT -5
Yes, and stopped after this rule was made perfectly clear.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2009 12:07:28 GMT -5
WCTNA.com Exclusive...
*SoCal Val and "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero are seen standing in front of the WCTNA logo.*
I'm SoCal Val, reporting exclusively for WCTNA.com. With me at this time is none other than "The Pope", D'Angelo Dinero.
Now D'Angelo, the last few weeks haven't been kind on you. You lost the WCTNA Tag Team Championships to the Murder City Machine Guns at Turning Point, and then your partner Jay Lethal abandon you. With these recent turn of events, it might be safe to say that you're not experiencing the best of luck.
Val, Val, Val. I understand how you would think that. I mean, there's no title around my waist, my former tag team partner is seemingly stuck in an '80's mentality, I'm fighting matches that serve almost no purpose... yeah, I understand what you're saying.
But this is The Pope baby! I'm the man who invented the female orgasm!
What?!
Just run with it. Anyways, I've gone to achieve perfection in ways men can only dream of. And my congregation realizes this.
Did you say you invented the female orgasm?
Yes I did. Now, the way I see it, I have a title shot for those WCTNA Tag Team Titles. And while I'd love to take those titles away from Jay Lethal, I've got bigger things in mind. Namely, the WCTNA Heavyweight Title.
How on Earth did you invent the female orgasm?
Can you prove I didn't? Now Val, focus on the interview! Like I said, the WCTNA Heavyweight Title is my primary goal right now. And if someone like Kevin Nash, who can beat two talentless scrubs, a man who's roughly 5'11, and Kurt Angle, then there's no reason to believe that The Pope can do the same! I mean, I've already beaten two scrubs. I just need to take on Homicide and Angle.
Now Mick, I know you're a little hesitant. I know you're worried that The Pope may ruin whatever plans you might have had. But I've heard my congregation speak. I've heard them cry out for a new challenger rather than the same old people getting shot after shot. And I'm telling you, Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle aren't who they cry out for. They want something new, something exciting...
My congregation is calling for its Pope.
And Mick, I intend to answer their calls. One way or another, D'Angelo Dinero will not only challenge for the WCTNA Heavyweight Title, but I'm going to win.
And that, my friends, is The Pope's Spoken Word.
*Val still looks on in disbelief.*
HOW CAN YOU PROVE YOU INVENTED THE FEMALE ORGASM?!
I could tell you, or I could show you.
*Val looks at Dinero with confusion, then wonder...*
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 12:17:03 GMT -5
Good work Mr. Hayden. I approve of D'Angelo Dinero future main eventer... however... Brutus Magnus is not amused by your last comments.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2009 12:18:01 GMT -5
You even approve "the man who invented the female orgasm"?
*Takes notes...*
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 12:18:43 GMT -5
Is this an implication? If so... I'm not sure what exactly the implication is, but still.
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2009 12:41:51 GMT -5
It's more of a comedic type thing to make you wonder "what the hell?"
Trust me, this is the tip of the iceberg.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 12:43:00 GMT -5
And now I've gone from interested to worried. Thanks Mike.
I am in a really crap mood. Please dear god, someone cheer me up.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2009 12:43:36 GMT -5
Your still gonna have to get through Cody Deaner for that shot
And Deaner's waaaaaaaaaaaaaaay ahead of you He's got merchandise
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 14, 2009 13:08:11 GMT -5
Just a question.
If steven doesn't show up, can I still write for Petey and Sabin?
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Post by Above Average on Dec 14, 2009 13:09:41 GMT -5
Not unless you get his permission.
However, I would like to note you're both evil for not even trying to take me out of a good mood! Shame on both of ya!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 14, 2009 20:52:43 GMT -5
Didn't you say if you ask someone and they don't get back to you, you can go ahead? I'll dig up the quote if I have too.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 14, 2009 20:59:47 GMT -5
Yeah I remember you saying that If you hadn't Team 3D basically would've become jobbers after Neil Machine took D-Von
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 14, 2009 22:26:22 GMT -5
Found it: If someone doesn't reply to a PM within a reasonable amount of time, just go ahead and do it, unless they are a regular around here, like for instance if it was me. I wasn't looking for that BTW, I was looking for a old Daffney promo.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 15, 2009 15:25:42 GMT -5
That too.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 15, 2009 20:29:14 GMT -5
Slightly modified iMPACT Card:
World title #1 Contenders match: Scott Steiner v Kurt Angle Santa's Workshop Knockout Street Fight: Daffney v Angelina Love Double North Pole match: Team 3D v Shawn Daivari & Kiyoshi Silent Night, Bloody night: Raven v Abyss Christmas Chaos Cage Match: Brutus Magnus, Kevin Nash, Matt Morgan & Christopher Daniels v Beer Money, Rhino & Eric Young Grab the Reindeer Ladder Match: Chris Sabin v D'Angelo Dinero Petey Williams v Consequences Creed Samoa Joe v Suicide
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