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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 16, 2009 12:57:50 GMT -5
Well, that's a waste of a Jay promo.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 16, 2009 12:59:08 GMT -5
No more Deaner v Heel?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2009 15:26:50 GMT -5
Well, that's a waste of a Jay promo. Yeah, sorry. I seem to be screwing you around a lot lately. I apologise.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 16, 2009 15:27:30 GMT -5
Tssk tssk PN. Tssk very tssk.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 16, 2009 15:30:19 GMT -5
Don't you tssk me!
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Post by Above Average on Dec 16, 2009 15:33:26 GMT -5
I'll tssk you all I like Mr. Nirvana!
Tsssk Perpetual fella TSSSSSK!
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Post by Oak: Certified Jade Hater on Dec 16, 2009 15:52:34 GMT -5
POPE'S SPOKEN WORD! *D'Angelo Dinero standing in front of a WCTNA logo, dressed to the nines.* Hello my congregation, it is I. Your Paragon of Virtue, the Shining Black Light of Truth, Your Pope, D'Angelo Dinero. Now, due to a contractual agreement with WCTNA management, I've now found myself doing these WCTNA.com exclusives. And while Pope was hesitant at first to do these, it dawned on me that this is the opportunity I've been looking for. Not only is the world blessed with more Pope, but I'm building a stronger case for becoming #1 Contender, unlike Kurt Angle or Scott Steiner.
Now then, it has come to Pope's attention that I'm in a Ladder match against Chris Sabin, one-half of the Murder City Machine Guns. Now, Chris and I are no strangers to one another, and I respect both him and Alex as wrestlers and men. But if you think Pope's going out there alone brother, you've got another thing coming. See, I need someone who can counter Alex Shelley if need be. Someone who's been to the top of the mountain and seen what it's like. And since the man I THOUGHT I could trust is busy stuck in the '80's, I went and found myself someone to watch my back.*Homicide appears, brandishing a bloody kendo stick.* And that man is Homi- 'Cide, why is that kendo stick bloody?That bastard bled on my kendo stick? Great, just f***ing great.Who bled?One of those GBH guys, I forget which. Course, it could've been both of them, now that I think about it...You know, this is probably just me, but why did you beat them with your kendo stick?They tried to cut in front of me at the buffet line.... So you beat them bloody with a kendo stick.Pretty much. Now I just need to find a new one.*Homicide starts to walk away.* Uh, 'Cide? We're on camera right now...Oh. So the thing where we form our little partnership...Is right now. Care to, I don't know, give your opinion or something along those lines?BRRRRRRRRRAT!*Homicide walks off as Dinero shakes his head.* Well said.
My congregation, trust me, he's... okay, he's almost hopelessly incurable. But if there's one man to take him to the mountaintop once again, who better than Pope to do so?
Until next time, where hopefully Homicide says more than one word, this has been YOUR Pope, D'Angelo Dineo, and this is Pope's Spoken Word.HEY DINERO! YOU MIND IF I DRINK A BIT BEFORE WE DO YOUR LITTLE INTERNET SHOW THING?Sigh...
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 18, 2009 5:42:13 GMT -5
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 18, 2009 8:08:57 GMT -5
Note to self - Make Christy the new Elizabeth for Jay.
Also, I need to see if I can get anything together with Evil M.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2009 8:54:42 GMT -5
M and AA can we finish those promoes we talked about?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 18, 2009 10:07:14 GMT -5
M and AA can we finish those promoes we talked about? Yeah, when I get home from classes I'll send in the next part. Sorry bout the wait, dude.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 18, 2009 10:14:24 GMT -5
Sure.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 18, 2009 10:35:14 GMT -5
And that Magnus promo as well please. Like I said, I kinda need it.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 5:47:18 GMT -5
Actually it has come to my attention that Lauren has left TNA so we can make Christy an interviewer or just stick with Val. Up to you fellas.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 19, 2009 12:36:07 GMT -5
Promos done!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 12:47:05 GMT -5
I'm still missing something from no-longer-evil M. Just remember, "Card Subject To Change."
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 12:51:35 GMT -5
All in this week
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Post by Above Average on Dec 19, 2009 13:06:21 GMT -5
I don't think M will be back until the show begins.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:00:12 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to a special holiday edition of WCTNA iMPACT. West: Don West, Mike Tenay, yadda yadda. Tenay: And a bah humbug to you too, Don.
*Brutus Magnus' music begins to play and he comes down to the ring with a microphone already in hand.*
Ladies and gentlemen... if that's what you sub-human beings are to be classified as... I have an important public services announcement to make to you all. Last week on iMPACT! I came out to this ring with a purpose. I wanted to talk to Kevin Nash. I was, however, rather rudely interrupted, but I'm not even going to talk about the thug who left me nursing a shoulder injury.
I wanted Kevin Nash to come out to this ring last week so that I could have him right here when it gets announced. You see, 13 days ago at Final Resolution I defeated Kevin Nash to retain my WCTNA World Heavyweight title. Generally speaking that would be the end of the whole affair. Generally speaking I would have said "bring on the next challenger". But seeing as there are so few close enough to my level to present an adequate challenge, I feel that repetition is probably the best idea.
So Kevin Nash, as the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, I have a proposal for you. Now the first and most obvious component of this proposal is that I will award you a World Heavyweight title shot at Genesis. You're a legend. You took me to the limit. You showed yourself to be better than the rest of the idiots around here who will try to pick up the wins at any cost. Kevin, please come down to this ring, and accept this proposal.
*Mick Foley comes down to the ring*
Well Kevin Nash sure has put on a lot of weight since last week.
Funny, Brutus, very funny. You know what's funnier. I've been here over three months and I don't think we've had a proper interaction. Mick Foley, Hardcore legend. How you doing?
*Mick offers Magnus his hand. Magnus accepts the handshake.*
I'm fine Mick, other than the fact that I keep being interrupted out here. But I assume you have a reason for coming out here to interrupt me tonight?
Well you see, Brutus, in addition to being a hardcore legend and a best selling author, I am also WCTNA Managment Director. Which means I make the matches round here.
Matches like the Double North Pole match. See after their victory last week, Team 3D have been granted a rematch against Kiyoshi and Shawn Daivari for the Legends title. And on one pole will be the stipulation Daivari and Kiyoshi asked for, that being a fourway ladder match, and on the other pole will be an elimination tables match. And the winning team will have their stipulation be added to the match at Genesis.
With all due respect Mick, I couldn't care less about that. What's that got to do with me?
Okay, how about this. See the Guns are due a rematch for the tag titles. But then again, D'Angelo Dinero also has a rematch. So Dinero will take on Chris Sabin and a Grab the Reindeer ladder match. What that means is that the the first man to grab the reindeer costume earns a tag title shot while the loser, and you'll like this part, the loser has to wear the reindeer suit! Isn't that something?
That really is something. What that something is, I can't quite put my finger on, but I definitely agree it is something. Are you going to get to your point any time soon?
Alright, I guess I do tend to ramble. One of the effects of being bashed in the head too much. And my recall isn't so good either. But I could have sworn I said not two minutes ago that I make the matches around here. So what exactly gives you the authority to name Kevin Nash the number one contender? I say who you defend the belt against at Genesis, not you.
Mick, don't you know who you're talking to? I'm Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champion! I've been champion since March of this year Mick. I've already ploughed through every single person put in my path. Surely by now I have enough political pull to pick and choose which wrestlers I fight? And are you suggesting that Kev isn't worthy of a shot?
Well yeah. There is the small matter that last week you lost. And Kevin was the one who tapped out. So as far as I'm concerned, that puts him at the back of the line. No, instead we have new challengers.
New challengers? Who?
Well the guys who actually won last week. So tonight, it will be Kurt Angle v Scott Steiner with the winner facing you at Genesis.
Kurt Angle? Scott Steiner? I've already beaten those two numerous times. So why are they more deserving than Nash?!
Multi-time world champions, a wealth of experience and, oh yeah, because I said so!
As for you, you're teaming with Kevin Nash, Matt Morgan and Christopher Daniels against Beer Money, Eric Young and Rhino in a Christmas Chaos Cage match! So you better go and get ready.
This isn't fair Mick! You can't do this! Listen to me - I'm the Champ damnit. You've got to keep your MVP happy!
Well if Christmas teaches us one thing it's this. We can't always get what we want. Have a nice day!
Oh and Brutus? Merry Christmas! BANG BANG!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:05:41 GMT -5
Tenay: And we are back as we have learned that tonight Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner will battle it out for a title shot at Genesis. West: Magnus won't be happy about that. Tenay: Well he wasn't. Weren't you paying attention? West: I drift in and out. Tenay: We speaking of title shots, Petey Williams won the Ultimate X for an X Divsion shot at Genesis. Tonight he faces former champion Consequences Creed.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Marietta, Georgia, weighing 205 pounds, Consequences Creed!
Penzer: And from Windsor, Ontario, Canada, weighing 179 pounds, Petey Williams!
3 votes 10 minutes
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