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Post by comahan on Dec 19, 2009 16:07:15 GMT -5
Petey with a Canadian Legsweep
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 16:07:40 GMT -5
Petey with a Side headlock
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Tfmcmg is Johnny Green
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Rampage hasn't retired. He's just waiting for the day a RAW writer steps into the octagon
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 19, 2009 16:09:17 GMT -5
Creed with a burning hammer
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 16:13:11 GMT -5
Sorry I'm late.
Petey with a tornado DDT.
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Dec 19, 2009 16:16:07 GMT -5
Creed with a very boring move
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:16:31 GMT -5
Petey catches Creed with a kcik to the midsection and then hits the Canadian Destroyer. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Petey Williams!
Tenay: Williams gets the win s he gets set for Daniels at Genesis. West: That could be the next X Division champion.
We see Brutus Magnus walking down the hallway.
*Suddenly Cody Deaner taps him on the back* Howdy there Champ
Who the hell are you?
The man who will be the next WCTNA Champeen But enough about that You look like you want something
Next WCTNA champ implies that I'm losing this belt... nice joke. And yes I do want something - you to go away. Now shoo
Thirsty Champ?
Nope.
Not even for a free sample?
If I take the sample, will you leave me alone?
Yep but You'll see more of me down the road when ah take yer title
*Sigh* Go on then. Give me the sample.
*Deaner reaches into his fannypack and pulls out a glass bottle with a picture of Alabama on the label* Drink Up Champ That stuff'll be real popular soon
What's in this?
All the makings of a great cola champ
Right. Thanks for the sample. Now can you leave me be?
Drink it Champ
Magnus opens it up and takes a sip.
Okay now can ya go? I've done what yo... actually that's quite good...
Told ya Champ
Have you got more of this?
Got that feller in the Shark Mask and Kipper already mass producin' it
Right. Well if you leave now I'll buy some.
Deal Just wanna let you know that my match later? Going out to you champ *Deaner runs off*
Brutus turns and spits out what he had sipped.
People really will do anything for money.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:20:09 GMT -5
*Daffney comes to the ring with Tara*
You know I've been thinking all week long about what I was going to say. About how I was going to say it. June 13th. That was when this whole thing started. That was when Taylor Wilde and I crossed paths. Since then I've done terrible things to her and the people she cares about. And I know there's nothing I can say to make it all go away.
The one thing I can't do is tell you is I'm sorry. Because I don't regret anything. Taylor if you want a fight, I am not backing down. But Tara isn't out here to fight. You want to bring Hamada to even the odds, that's fair enough. But all I want to do is talk. I know you don't owe me anything, but hear me out. I just want this to end. I'm tired of this. Please, I want this to be over. So Taylor, if you can come out here and look me face-to-face...
* The Beautiful People walk out onto the stage, half smug, half disgusted looks on their faces. Angelina has a mic. *
Angelina: Whine, cry, cry, moan, cry some more, and look AWFUL while doing it. Is that what this show has fallen to? Are there any worthwhile knockouts around here besides us anymore?
Velvet: Seriously! Like, if you're giving screen time to THESE things *motions to Daffney and Tara*, then you must be desperate. But its okay WCTNA, its okay fans, look no further, The Beautiful People are here to save the show!
Angelina: Exactly! But when you say look no further, thats exactly what we want you all in attendance to do. Look. Never touch. We're off limits to... people like you.
* Angelina and Velvet high five one another*
Madison: *In a panicked voice* Guys, the banshee in the ring is staring at us!
Velvet: Madison, we're The Beautiful People! Who ISN'T staring at us!
* Velvet looks up at the ring and see's Daffney and Tara glaring at her. Her smile fades. *
Are you done?
You know where I came from up north, there were a lot of girls who thought they could get by on their looks. And you may have your looks but there's one thing you don't have. You don't have this.
*Tara holds up her Knockout tag title belt*
Madison and Velvet tried to earn a shot at these titles and failed. Angelina tried to win the Knockout title and failed. You may be beautiful but face it ladies, you are failures! So if you'll kindly go back with all the other divas and let the real wrestlers talk, honey, that'd be great.
Velvet: Okay, leatherface, enough talking from you! You know why you won those titles? Because you wrestled a pair of talentless cheerleaders whos own mothers would admit werent the easiest on the eyes. Sooner or later, you'll run into a real challenge. Aka us. And your old, wrinkly face wont be so smug.
Angelina: But until then, we're doing what we said we were gonna do. And thats save the show from the endless babbling of loony, loopy Daffney, and her ancient mother figure Tara. So if you two in the ring don't mind, we're gonna --
Do you like Christmas, Angelina? I do. I love the holidays. Waking up on Christmas morning and running downstairs to find out what Santa had brought. It was the only time I was really happy. Do you like Christmas, Angelina?
Angelina: Well...
I even got you a gift. I know, you didn't get me anything. But that's okay. Do you want to know what it is?
Angelina: I... uh...
It's a good gift. I got you the gift of pain.
HEHEHEHE!
You see there's going to be a Santa's Workshop Knockout Street Fight tonight. And I'm going to beat the living hell out of you.
HAHAHAHA!
* Angelina, looking utterly freaked out, backs up through the entrance tunnel alongside an equally frightened Madison and Velvet. *
I hope you enjoy my gift. Because after tonight, you won't be beautiful any longer.
HEHAHEHAHEHA!
West: How is that fair? Angelina in a Street Fight with that psycho. Tenay: Don, you flip-flop more than a nervous acrobat. West: Do you write your own material? That was terrible.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 16:24:24 GMT -5
How would Magnus be able to talk and then spit the drink out?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:24:38 GMT -5
Tenay: And now it's time for Silent Night, Bloody Night. West: Is that a barbed wire Christmas tree? Tenay: Yes. Yes it is.
Penzer: The following contest is the Silent Night, Bloody Night match, a no DQ brawl set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing the participants, first, weighing 350 pounds, "The Monster" Abyss!
Penzer: And his opponent, from the Bowery, weighing 247 pounds, Raven!
*Mike Foley appears on the tron*
Ah, Raven? You know I am getting kinda forgetful. You know how it is around the holidays, you have a million and one things to do. Anyway, I forgot to tell you. This match has a special guest referee.
*Dr Stevie comes out wearing a ref shirt, his eyes never leaving Raven*
West: How the hell is this fair? Tenay: What is that your catchphrase now? In anycase it's now Raven v Abyss with Dr Stevie as guest referee.
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 16:26:10 GMT -5
How would Magnus be able to talk and then spit the drink out? The same way he earned his TNA Contract
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 16:26:55 GMT -5
Raven with a kendo stick shot off the top rope
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 16:28:05 GMT -5
Abyss with a chokeslam onto the barbwire Christmas tree.
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Tfmcmg is Johnny Green
Team Rocket
Rampage hasn't retired. He's just waiting for the day a RAW writer steps into the octagon
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Post by Tfmcmg is Johnny Green on Dec 19, 2009 16:35:40 GMT -5
Abyss with a moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:39:49 GMT -5
Abyss goes for the chokeslam on the barbed wire Chritsmas tree but Raven counters with a low blow. Raven grabs a kendo stick. He then smashes Abyss with the kendo stick until Abyss is on his knees. Raven then hits the Raven Effect DDT onto the barbed wire Christmas tree. Stevie reluctanty makes the count. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Raven!
Raven orders Stevie to raise his hand. Stevie turns away but Raven pulls him back. Stevie then almost takes Raven's head off with a Stevie Kick.
Tenay: Things are far from over between these two. West: This is unfair! Tenay: Our new interviewer Christy Hemme is backstage with the Tag Team Champions.
Hey everyone. Christy Hemme here and this is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jay Lethal.
Good to be here but I thought Lauren was going to be interviewing me.
Well now it's just me and SoCal Val.
You'll do just fine. Now what would you like to ask me?
Heading into Genesis, one would have to think that you'll be defending the tag team championship against either the former champions in The Murder City Machine Guns or possibly D'Angleo Dinero and his new partner Homicide. Given the choice, who would you rather face?
I like to see myself as a fighting champion so me and my partner will defend these belts at all times against any opponents. The Guns do have a rematch clause but at the same time, so does Dinero. Let's just say I'll be keeping a close eye on that ladder match and to whoever ends up getting the title shot, bring your A game to the PPV because I don't plan on being without gold again.
Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's now the time you've all been waiting for. Conducting his very first WCTNA interview, please welcome the other half of the tag team champions, Hulk Hogan!
Wait, did you just say Hulk Hogan? Sorry to put a downer on your first interview but I'm pretty sure that I didn't pic...
Well let me tell you something brother. It feels damn good to be here in WCTNA as one half of the world tag team champions with the Black Machismo Jay Lethal.
OOOOOO YEEEEAAAHHH!
And ever since Final Resolution, we've been celebrating our title win but I know better than anyone how hard it is to keep gold around your waist once you've got it. After all, I was world champion for four years and I only lost becaused that 700 pounder Andre screwed me over.
That's not going to happen to the Macho Powers though, Christy. Those guns were no match for the 24 inch pythons and after I took their heads off with an axe bomber each, Jay dropped that big elbow and we got the one two three.
DIG IT!
You can set up any tag team and we'll defend the titles. It can be the Guns, Dinero and Cide.
BEER!
MONEY!
Well brothers if you want a match, you know where to find us but it's going to be the same result for each and everyone of ya because Hulkamania and Jayamania are running wild. Say your prayers, eat your vitamins.
SNAP INTO A SLIM JIM!
Whatever you need to do but you got to ask yourselves. Whatcu gonna do when the Macho Powers run wild on you? Come on Jay, we got some more celebrating to do
Hogan leaves but Jay stays.
Sorry about that Christy, I think my mind just blanked. Where were we?
Hogan appears again.
Everything alright, brother?
OOOOOOO YYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHH!
The Macho Powers exit.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:43:24 GMT -5
Tenay: What is this now? West: What does it look like?
* The Greater Good march down the ramp looking serious. They are all wearing suits and sunglasses. When the reach the ring, Christopher Daniels asks for a mic. *
Before we get started on what we came out here to talk about. I want to address the Number One Contender to my X Division Championship. Petey Williams. Petey, you earned this shot in Ultimate X. I cannot discount you for that one. But that was the easy part, Petey. The hardest part is yet to come. The hard part is when you step into the same ring as God's Gift to Wrestling, you stare the vessel of HIS will in the eye. Your false confidence, your false pretense of bravery, your forced tendencies of violence, that will all crumble under my stare as you realize that you aren't in the ring with any mortal man. You're in the ring with the best, you're in the ring with the Champ. You're in the ring with The Fallen Angel.
* Morgan, looking very impatient, asks Daniels for the mic. *
Now that that's out of the way - and by the way, Petey, good luck in surviving Christopher Daniels. He hasn't seen legit one on one action in a while and quite frankly, hes thirsty for some bloodshed - but with that out of the way, we can move on. Tonight, myself and The Fallen Angel are part of a... what are they calling it? Christmas Chaos Six Sides of Steel Eight Man Tag Team Match? Yea. Why? Why are we in this match? It serves no purpose. I am the future of this business. I am The Blueprint of the perfect wrestler. And youre throwing myself and God's Gift to Wrestling into a Steel Cage for no reason other than to entertain the masses? Look. I know I'm the Crown Jewel of this business. I know we're the names on the marquee. I know that we're the biggest selling point that you have around here. But that doesn't make it okay to stick us in a dangerous match like this, and not expect retribution.
* Daniels calms down an obviously annoyed Matt Morgan, before taking the mic from him. *
And with absolutely no reason to be a part of this match, we as a group went to TNA Management and told them to their face, that we would not take place in this barbaric exhibition without receiving something in return, because this match is no way serves the greater good of WCTNA. And as I stand here right now, we are getting our something in return. Because we aren't out here to talk about the Steel Cage Match tonight, we aren't out here to talk about the X Division Title, no. We will let our victory later speak for itself. I will let my annihilation of Petey Williams speak for itself. What we are out here to talk about is something that took place at Final Resolution. The debut of Hulk Hogan.
* Daniels hands the mic off to Sting *
Hulk, Hulk, Hulk. Let me first of all, lay this out so that we're absolutely clear on things. You cannot last in this company while we run it. Simple as that. Now I dont think it's an understatement to say that Hulk and I know each other pretty well. And with my knowledge of him I can tell you that Hulk Hogan is the one man who will do anything, absolutely anything to overlook the greater good of the business in an effort to push himself back up to levels that he doesn't truly belong. His actions over the years are EXACTLY what we in this ring are fighting against. You can't overlook the greater good this time though, Hulk. Because we won't be overlooking you. So what are we going to do about it? Well, thats simple. Before he does what he can to push The Blueprint away from his rightful spot as the new top dog in this business - and trust me, he'll try - we're going to strike first. We dont NEED to strike first, as Matt Morgan is unlike anything that Hulk Hogan has ever seen in this business. We dont NEED to, but we will. For the sake of the greater good. We will do everything in our power to exterminate Hulk Hogan, and make sure he never makes any sort of mark on WCTNA. What sweetens the pot even more for us though, is that he currently holds WCTNA gold. Gold that The Greater Good desires. So amidst our efforts to drive the poison of Hulk Hogan out of WCTNA, Matt Morgan and myself will join God's Gift to Wrestling, The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels, as champions.
* Morgan takes the mic one last time *
This is your only warning Hogan. Id take it serious if I were you.
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 16:44:02 GMT -5
Didn't Abyss win 2-1?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:45:32 GMT -5
Tenay: It's the Grab the Reindeer ladder match. And we may mention that Dinero is bringing Homicide as backup. West: That's smart by The Pope. Tenay: Winner gets a tag title shot. Loser wears the reindeer costume.
Penzer: The following contest is the Grab The Reindeer Ladder match in which the only way to win is to grab the reindeer suspended above the ring.
Penzer: Introducing first, accompanied by Alex Shelley, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
Penzer: And accompanied by Homicide, from Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 16:46:10 GMT -5
I'm guessing PN voted Raven and Tfc was late by a minute
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 16:46:57 GMT -5
Dinero with a springboard crossbody onto both of the Guns
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 16:46:59 GMT -5
The last vote was just after the time limit so officially it was 1-1 and I voted in favour of Raven, mainly to set up Stevie superkicking him.
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