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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 16:49:47 GMT -5
Dinero with the Outer Limitz Elbow....
off a ladder.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:03:04 GMT -5
After a hard fought match, Dinero gets partway up the ladder. Sabin springboards onto the ladder. Homicide then takes out Shelley and grabs Sabins leg. While Sabin is fighting off Homicide, Dinero climbs the other side of the ladder and grabs the reindeer outfit.
Penzer: Here is your winner: D'Angelo Dinero!
Shelley hands Sabin the reindeer suit. Sabin has a "Do I have to?" look but struggles into the suit. Shelley can't help himself and bursts into laughter. Sabin just shoots him a look and leaves wearing the reindeer suit.
West: Sabin is the reindeer and Dinero gets a title shot. Tenay: Alex Shelley sees the joke at least. West: I wonder if his nose is red. Tenay: Stop it.
*Brother Ray is shown entering his locker room when he runs into Kiyoshi and Shawn Daivari dressed in Santa costumes*
Ho Ho Ho Ray MERRY CHRISTMAS!
And a very happy New Year, you big tub of goo!
Ray:You've gotta be f***ing kidding me
Oh no. Santa never kid's, Ray. Even a lard-ass like you deserves something special for Christmas.
So we got you something special
Your seriously shitting me
HO HO HO never! Presents are a very serious matter!
*To Kiyoshi* Give him his present.
How the f*** did you even get in here?
Why the chimney of course Anyway enjoy your present *Kiyoshi hands Ray a tightly wrapped red box*
No need to thank us, Ray.
You can either open it now or wait until Christmas morning. It's up to you.
*Ray opens the box to reveal a pie* What's this supposed to be?
Apple Pie! The Greatest of all pies!
We figured, someone who looks like you can never have too many pies!
*Ray shoves the pie into Daivari's face* f*** both of you
Aw, why do you have the be that way?! It's the season for giving, after all!
So I'm giving you the count three to get out One
C'mon Ray! Where's your Christmas spirit?
Two
Hey now, we're just trying to bring you a little holiday joy! Don't you think you're being just a little unreason-
*Ray kicks Kiyoshi square in the balls* Three
*As Kiyoshi starts hacking up blood* Man, what a Scrooge!
I don't like you two I've never liked either of you and I think your both obnoxious little pricks
You should talk! You're a more obnoxious prick than the two of us combined!
Wait. That came out wrong...
No, Shut Up
No, you shut up.
SHUT YOUR DAMN HOLE I SAW WHAT YOU DID AT THE PAY PER VIEW I SAW YOU TURN ON YOUR OWN PARTNER And do you know what?
Like you wouldn't have turned on Devon if the situation presented itself. Like Kiyoshi wouldn't have turned on me if given the chance. It was every man for himself Ray, get that through your big ugly head!
No I wouldn'nt don't for a second assume that you know anything about me or my brother It wasn't every man for himself it was you vs. Kiyoshi vs. TEAM 3D Get that word in your head you pampered prick TEAM I've been with my partner since your mother was wiping your ass!
Well, then you have my condolences. Nobody deserves to be stuck with a talentless, charisma vacuum like him for that long.
Tell the USAsshole on the floor there I said the same thing when he wakes up
You know what Ray? With an attitude like that, Santa's gonna bring nothing but coal!
Let's go Kiyoshi.
Daivari drags Kiyoshi out of the locker room.
Man, what a Grinch!
Fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:03:25 GMT -5
Bloody computer.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:05:29 GMT -5
*The Masked Heel makes his way to the ring and climbs in before throwing up various hand signals and grabbing a mic* Uhhhh-Yeah *The Masked Heel pulls a piece of paper out of his shirt* CODY DEANER I CHALLENGE YOU TO GET YOUR FUTURE WORLD CHAMPION ASS C'mon reall-
*Deaner struts his way down to the commentary table dressed completly as Santa Claus and carrying his fanny pack* Now ah bet you two are wondering what Ol' Santa Deaner got you? Well Don you've been a very good boy this year
West:Eat it Tenay
So santa Deaner got you just what you always wanted *Deaner Claus reaches into his Fanny Pack and pulls out a roll of Electrical Tape with Giv'er written on it* Santa Deaner got you your very own roll of Deaner De' Muscle Shoals Super Binding Polygraphic Tape Ya wanna know how it's different than normal tape and what earns it is DDMS tag? Well ya see Don unlike normal tape DD'MS polygraphic tape is filled with 75%....................ELECTROLYTES! Which are proven to make men 93 and a half percent more virile And don't think The Deaner Claus forgot about you Mike Deaner Claus got you just what you deserve *Deaner Claus reachs into his fanny pack and drops a lump of Cole on the Commentary desk before walking down and climbing into the ring*
And just what d'you want little boy?
I just want the twenty bucks you said-
Ah know just want you want *Deaner reaches into his bag and pull's out a bottle with his face on it* This here is a bottle of Muscle Shoals FINEST Cola Ah call it Cody Cola Cause ah took the already existing deliciousness of Muscle Shoals best Cola and ah added the Deaner family secret special ingredient TM to up it's deliciousness factor by over 123% It's got a real kick
Wait wh-
*Deaner Claus suddenly smashes the bottle right over The Masked Heel's head* RING THE BELL DAMMIT THAT'S A LEGAL START *The Ref rings the bell as Deaner manhandles The Masked Heel to his feet before giving him a vicious Mullet-But and dropping back to the mat and covering him 1.............2...........3! *The Ref rings the bell and Deaner jumps to the top rope and begins Celebrating 1 AND 0 1 AND 0 MA! 1 AND 0! UNDEFEATED 1 AND 0! *Deaner runs up the ramp in full Santa Gear throwing Coke Bottles at the crowd while holding his finger in the air*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:10:50 GMT -5
Tenay: Well it is indeed time for the Double North Pole match. West: I hope this gets Ray in the Christmas spirit. Tenay: That's rich coming from you, Scrooge. Anyway, on one pole is the contract for a ladder match, on the other is a contract for a tables match. Who will get match they want?
Penzer: The following contest is the Double North Pole match.
Penzer: Introducing first, from New York City, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Brother Ray, Brother Devon, Team 3D!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 220 pounds, Kiyoshi!
Penzer: And his partner, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, he is the WCTNA Legends Champion, Shawn Daivari!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:11:58 GMT -5
Ray and D-von with a tower bomb on Daivari
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:13:27 GMT -5
Daivari and Kiyoshi with double dropkicks to Team 3D!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 17:14:47 GMT -5
Ray powerbombs Kiyoshi
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:21:39 GMT -5
Team 3D hits the 3D on Kiyoshi. Daivari tries to climbs the pole whil Team 3D are distracted but is grabbed by ray and superplexed off. While this is going on Devon climbs up and grabs the contract for the Table match.
Penzer: Here are your winners: Team 3D!
Tenay: And now we know at Genesis it will be a elimination tables match for the Legends championship. West: Well Daivari and Kiyoshi will still win. Tenay: They can't both win. West: ...shut up.
Brutus Magnus is in his locker room getting prepared for the match tonight. We can see his shoulder is bandaged up as he begins to apply his wrist tape. There's a knock at the door.
Come in.
Desmond Wolfe walks into the locker room.
Don't mind if I do... champ.
Brutus drops his wrist tape and gets ready to fight.
Wow wow wow... ease up big man. I'm not here to kick your head in again.
You mean when you attacked me from behind and left me laying. You mean when you gave me a shoulder injury? You should be real proud of yourself.
Funny you should say that Mr. Magnus, because as a matter of fact... I am proud of myself. I debuted in this company last week and I left you, the World champ laid out in the middle of the ring, crying like a little baby over a shoulder injury.
That's your story and you're sticking to it huh? Well Desmond you may have impressed some with what you did last week. But you didn't impress me. I'm the World champ, and therefore the best judge of talent there is. When you've actually set foot in a WCTNA ring and beaten someone, then maybe I'll start to care.
You weren't impressed? Well Magnus, I think you should be impressed. The whole world was watching as I made you scream out in pain to the London Dungeon. The whole world saw me standing over you in the middle of that ring. The whole wor...
Blah blah blah..
Wolfe grabs Magnus by the injured shoulder and shoves him back into the wall. He points at Magnus with his other hand as he speaks.
Do NOT interrupt me Magnus. Sunshine, you better learn to respect Desmond Wolfe. I am the greatest wrestler in the world today. And in the next week or two, when Mick Foley pulls his finger out of his arse and gives me a match, you will see exactly what I am capable of.
Wolfe hits a tame slap to the face of Magnus.
Now, don't you have your little Christmas Chaos Cage match to prepare for? Good luck. I'll be watching.
Wolfe releases Magnus and smiles before walking away again. Magnus sits down on his chair and holds his shoulder in pain.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:24:42 GMT -5
West: Who does that Desmond Wolfe think he is? Tenay: Well he is right about one thing, the Christmas Chaos cage match is next. West: What makes this different from a normal cage match? Tenay: It has lights on it. See?
Penzer: The following contest is the Christmas Chaos cage match. Introducing first, residing in Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
Penzer: His partners, first, at a combined weight of 480 pounds, Robert Roode and James Storm, Beer Money Incorporated!
Penzer: Their partner from Detroit Michigan, weighing 275 pound, "The War Machine" Rhino!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, representing the Greater Good, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and the WCTNA X Divsion Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: Their partner, accompanied by Traci Brooks, weighing 329 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 17:29:19 GMT -5
Magnus with an English Suplex to Young.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:31:14 GMT -5
Magnus and Daniels hit a Tormentum/Neckbreaker combo on Rhino
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:34:13 GMT -5
Nash hit's a powerbomb on Young!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:38:16 GMT -5
Rhino goes for the Gore on Kevin Nash but Nash dodges and Rhino hits the cage. Morgan and Daniels throw Storm and Roode into the cage. Magnus then hits the Tormentum on Eric Young. 1-2-3!
Here are your winners: Christopher Daniels, Matt Morgan, Kevin Nash and Brutus Magnus!
West: I told you, these guys are dominant Tenay: We can now hear fom the Knockout champion Alissa Flash. West: Wake me up when something good happens. Tenay: Don't even start, West!
So last week I was pinned in the middle of the ring by Angelina Love. Since I'm not bitter and twisted like Angelina, I'd like to extend my congratulations to you on earning that pinfall victory. You earned it. Now I suppose you could rightly claim to be the number one contender. Perhaps Mick Foley will make that the case. Time will tell, but I certainly couldn't argue with that declaration if it were indeed to take place.
That doesn't need to be decided yet though. That's 3 weeks away. Tonight... well... actually I don't have a match. I guess I can sit back here and chill out. I can sit down in front of a monitor with a nice cold refreshing drink and watch the Santa's Workshop Knockout Street Fight pitting one half of the Tag Team Champs, Daffney against Angelina Love. Seeing as it's a Santa's Workshop match, I'm sure Angelina will be spending plenty of time sorting our her appearance before she goes out to wrestle. In fact, will she even concentrate on the fact she actually has to wrestle? Probably not. Probably more concerned with trying to tease the guys in the crowd eh Angelina?
But you see, you should be concerned with your opponent tonight, not your attire. You wrestle Daffney. Daffney is a little unbalanced mentally, and she is not be the most orthodox of competitors. That naturally makes you think she's the polar opposite of me, but in some respects I'd say we're quite alike. We both want to win, we're both true in ring competitors, and we both have total focus on the job at hand when we enter that hexagonal ring.
So it's a nailed on win for Daffney then? Well, it depends just how involved Velvet and Madison are. We all know that Angelina will stoop to any level to get the final result. It could go either way.
I'll be watching this match intently, and Angelina, if your girlfriends want to get involved, don't expect me to just sit on my behind and watch it go down. I've got Daffney's back, and I'll be watching this match very... carefully.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:40:59 GMT -5
West: Well I know what I'll be watching carefully and it ain't the match. Tenay: Will you stop? West: Can I just say thank you cameraman.
Penzer: The following contest is a Santa's Workshop Knockout Street Fight. Introduciong first, accompanied by Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, Angelina Love!
Penzer: And her opponent, accompanied by Tara, from Sybil, Texas, she is one half of the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Daffney!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 19, 2009 17:44:19 GMT -5
Daffney with a trashcan shot.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:47:10 GMT -5
Angelina hits Daffney in the head with a can of Nestea
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Post by Deleted on Dec 19, 2009 17:48:46 GMT -5
Daffney hit's Angelina with an oversized candy cane!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:55:45 GMT -5
Angelina goes for the Botox Injection bicyle kick but is met with a kendo stick shot instead. Daffney then hist the Lobotomy. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Daffney!
So sooner has the bell rung than Velvet and Madison jump in the ring and start beating down Daffney. Tara comes in to even the odds but as soon as she sees off Sky and Rayne she kicked in the face but Angelina. A 3-on-2 beatdown occurs until Alissa Flash runs in. Between the three of them Flash, Daffney and Tara are able to run the Beautiful People off.
West: What is she doing out here? Tenay: Are you kidding me? What happened to "How is that fair?" West: Well I... Tenay: Let's just go to Val who is with Kurt Angle.
I'm here with Kurt Angle and Scott Steiner who are just moments away from a number one contender's match against each other with the winner getting a title shot against Brutus Magnus. Gentlemen, what are you thoughts heading into tonight's main event?
Hold on just a minute. What the hell happened to Lauren?
She's left the company.
So who are you?
SoCal Val. You tried to break my ankle once.
Nice to meet you. Anyway, me and Scott are no strangers to facing each other. We've done it in the past, we're doing it tonight and we'll probably do it in the future as well but at the end of the day, we're partners and we're not going to let this come between us.
Kurt, let‘s get something straight here. Yeah, we are partners. And yeah, we make one hell of a tag team. But tonight, it ain‘t about that. It‘s about something much more important than that.
It‘s about the fact that I made the World Champion submit last week! Just because of that, Mick Foley should be giving ME the title shot, instead of this contenders match!
Oh please, Magnus was just crushing a bug on the mat. And if I remember, I made Kevin Nash tap out. The fomer number one contender. That should put me in line for the next title shot not you.
And you also need to live up to your end of the bargain. I got someone to tap out before you did so I want my night with Jenna and I want it tonight. What better way to celebrate becoming number one contender?
Hang on Kurt. We‘re gettin‘ off track. It‘s not about who made who tap out first. It‘s not about who won a silly bet. It‘s about one thing.
The WCTNA World Championship. May the best man win.
Steiner offers his hand to Kurt.
You know what Scott, for once you're speaking some sense. Let's go out there and make those idiots remember why we are the best in WCTNA regardless of who has that belt.
Kurt accepts the handshake and the two exit.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 19, 2009 17:58:33 GMT -5
Tenay: Well they're on the same page. West: It's still not fair. Tenay: Cry me a river, build a bridge, then get over it.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, representing the Nation of Violence, weighing 280 pounds, Samoa Joe!
Penzer: And his opponent, weighing 215 pounds, Suicide!
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