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Post by Above Average on Dec 24, 2009 21:15:50 GMT -5
How about putting someone talented in your sig?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2009 21:21:26 GMT -5
You first
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2009 21:27:06 GMT -5
Too bad. Now can we actually hear from Kevin Nash this week? His new gimmick is that he's a mute.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 24, 2009 21:28:32 GMT -5
You didn't quote yourself there TTS. I think you made a mistake. Either that or my sig pic isn't working for you, in which case you're probably seeing nothing... therefore your statement WOULD make sense.
As it is though, my sig is filled with talent.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 24, 2009 21:30:09 GMT -5
Well, as far I'm concerned, neither of you has anyone talented in your sigs, because I can't see them.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 10:47:15 GMT -5
I might just end up halfassing iMPACT tonight. I really can't be bothered.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 13:08:23 GMT -5
Yeah, stuff come up and I'm moving iMPACT back an hour. Sorry for the inconvinence.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 16:18:45 GMT -5
HELLO!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 16:21:06 GMT -5
Is it me you're looking for?
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 16:27:41 GMT -5
Not particularly. But sure you'll do.
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Post by comahan on Dec 27, 2009 16:36:27 GMT -5
Hellooooooooo
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 27, 2009 16:41:38 GMT -5
Stay online to vote for Impact or watch TV?
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 16:42:51 GMT -5
I'm saaaaaiiiiling away
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:00:40 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome to the final WCTNA iMPACT of the year. West: I'm Don West along with Mike Tenay. Tenay: You did it again. West: So?
Brutus Magnus makes his way down to the ring with a big smile on his face.
Last week on iMPACT!, there was a farce of a main event. A farce... not because of the manner of its ending, but because of the fact that two men who have no right to be anywhere near a World title shot right now, where given the opportunity to obtain one. Kevin Nash is the rightful number one contender for my title. WCTNA Management Director Mick Foley blatantly ignored the credentials of Kevin to promote Steiner and Angle.
You think you control this show Mick, but last week I thought I'd give you a little reminder of just where the true power lies in WCTNA. The main event number one contender match you were wetting yourself with glee over making, ended with no decisive winner. The match was interrupted by Kevin and I. You see you can book all the silly little contrived matches you want Foley, but I am the boss in WCTNA and don't you forget it. Therefore, as the WCTNA boss, I would like to once again proclaim that the number one contender for Genesis is Kevin Nash! But Kevin, I've already beaten you, so what do you say we make things a bit more interesting. I've been mulling things over an...
Mick Foley comes out to the stage.
Well someone has delusions of grandeur. Were you appointed by Jeff Jarrett himself? Do you have the power over the entire WCTNA lockerroom. No, you don't. I know, I know, you're the champ. But I have power you don't. For example, I could strip you of that title right now. How would you like that?
Mick, you wouldn't dare take the World title away from your money-making star player Brutus Magnus. I know how you people work. And if you did try to remove this belt from me, then you'd wind up like Bobby Lashley on the missing person's list.
Well I'm not going to do that. That would be too easy. Now as for last week you made sure that neither Steiner or Angle won. Then again neither Steiner or Angle lost. But at the same time you make a good case for Kevin Nash. So you will defend your title against Kevin Nash...
And you say I don't have all the power around here? Thank you for seeing sense Foley.
Let me finish. You will defend against Kevin Nash. AND Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle in a Fatal Fourway match.
MICK! That's ridiculous! I could lose my title without even being pinned or made to submit. Who in the hell do you think you are? Steiner and Angle deserve NOTHING! NOTHING I tell you!
Like I told you last week, too bad! And as for your buddy Nash? When he gets here, please inform him he's facing a very pissed off Scott Steiner in the main event tonight. Thank you and have a nice day!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:05:53 GMT -5
Tenay: Welcome back as we just found out that Brutus Magnus will defend the World title against Kevin Nash, Scott Steiner and Kurt Angle. West: That is not fair. Tenay:We officially kickoff iMPACT with tag team action. And we are told that all four of these men will be part of Feast or Fired at Genesis. West: Somebody's getting FIRED! tenay: Schadenfreude much?
Penzer: The following tag team contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Great Britain, at a combined weight of 495 pounds, Doufg Williams and Rob Terry, GBH!
Penzer: And from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 415 pounds, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Murder City Machine Guns!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 27, 2009 17:08:17 GMT -5
Shelley with a superkick to Terry.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 17:09:16 GMT -5
Sabin overhead suplexes Shelley into a rana on Terry.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 17:10:04 GMT -5
Sabin with the Cradleshock!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 17:11:06 GMT -5
Shelly with a springboard leg lariat on Terry
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:16:16 GMT -5
Williams picks up Shelley in the Gory Special and backs him into the ropes. Williams goes for a superplex, but gets shoved off. Sabin and Shelley then hit the Made in Detroit on Williams. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here are your winners: the Murder City Machine Guns
Tenay: The Guns gets some monetum heading into Feats or Fired. West: One of these men could be FIRED! Tenay: Will you stop saying that?
* Val is backstage trying to position herself in between the massive thrones of The Beautiful People *
Val: Angelina, Velvet, and Madison - tonight you three are in action against the three champions of the Knockout Division; Alissa Flash, Daffney, and Tara. What are your thoughts heading into such a big match?
Velvet: Okay, first of all, who the hell are you? And secondly, what kind of question is that? "What are your thoughts?" Really? REALLY?
Val: Im So Cal Val. And I'm just doing my job.
Angelina: What happened to uh...
Madison: Lauren!
Angelina: Yea, her. What happened to her?
Val: She left.
Velvet: Maybe she went to get the roadkill removed from her head. Well, Im glad she's gone. She was RUDE!
Angelina: I knooooow! So annoying. I hope Ironface here wont be as disruptive to our segments.
Val: Right. I was told about your insults. Anyway, you have a match tonight. Thoughts?
Velvet: So useless. What do you think our thoughts are?
Val: That theyre ugly and you'll win, probably.
Madison: Oooh, shes good.
Angelina: Okay, enough of involving this... thing into our segment. Serious mode. Ready?
Velvet: Ready.
Madison: Ready.
Angelina: Okay. Go!
* Angelina clears her throat *
Angelina: Last week, I faced Daffney in a Street Fight.
Madison: Banshee!
Angelina: And somehow, she came out on top.
Velvet: Well that just makes no sense at all! Because if you know anything about The Beautiful People, you know that we're always the ones on top!
Angelina: Velvet! Serious Mode. Anyway. Afterward, that DIVA Tara got involved, so we had to defend ourselves and take her out! Then *sighs* Alissa Flash showed up AGAIN! She just cant seem to get enough of me.
Velvet: Trust me, a lot of the girls in the back want us.
Angelina: Velvet.
Velvet: What? I'm being serious.
Angelina: I know, but...
Velvet: I mean look at her, she is pretty butch.
Madison: So true. Oh, and fat! She's also fat.
Angelina: *not being able to resist joining in on the insults* And her face! God at her face! One word honey. Exfoliation!
Val: Are you guys going to say anything of substance? Or can I just leave.
* TBP glare at Val. *
Angelina: Fine. When we win this match tonight, we, that means all of us, want shots at your titles. We ALREADY deserve it, but tonight will just be icing on the cake.
Madison: If Alissa doesn't eat the cake before we can get to it with icing!
* Madison and Velvet high five one another *
Angelina: So thats what I propose, ladies. Daffney and Tara vs. Madison and Velvet for the Knockouts Tag Team Titles. And Queen Angelina takes her throne once again as I take on, and beat, Alissa Fat in a Knockouts Title Match.
Velvet: Don't even bother refusing by the way. Because one way or another, we always get what we want.
Madison: It all just depends on how many favors we feel like doing.
* Angelina and Velvet glare at Madison for a moment. Madison shrinks into her throne. *
Angelina: The reason we get what we want?
Velvet: We're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!
Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.
Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.
Madison: Favors? What Favors? We're pretty! *Looks at Angelina and Velvet for approval*
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