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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:20:01 GMT -5
West: How come nobody is throwing favors in my direction? I have power! Tenay: Only in your mind, Don.
*Shark Boy makes his way down to the ring and pauses to snatch a microphone off the announce table before rolling into the ring* GIVE ME A SHELL YEAH! Now I've heard I've got some illiterate redneck tonight Is that how I'm treated around here? I come back after all this time and I get some mulleted piece of crap as my triumphant return Well send that sorry SOB out here I'll stomp a fishole in him and do it all in under 3 minutes and 16 seconds *Shark Boy climbs up on the top rope and signals for his Clam Juice when he's suddenly interrupted by-
*Cody Deaner starts walking down to the ring wearing a T-Shirt that says ''1-0'' on the front and ''Don't mess with the Mullet'' on the back* Now hang on here Ah wanna disprove somethin' right now Ah am not Illiterate My momma used to read me TV Guide everynight tah fall asleep and ah kep up with that love'o the written word ever since Hell Deaner De' Muscle Shoals line has several book's
There's Cody Deaner presents the complete idiots guide to Amateur Electrician Work *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a book with a picture of him on the front holding a screwdriver and wearing a hardhat* Perfect for all them hard electrical sititations
There's Cody Deaner presents the complete idiots guide to Dog Breeding *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a book with a picture of him watching approvingly over two dogs sitting at a table with a plate of pasta between them* The Secret is lots O' Barry White
And of course our newest work Cody Deaner presents the complete idiots guide to Organized Crime! *Deaner reaches into his bag and pulls out a book but before he can hold it up Shark Boy slaps it out of his hand*
Now listen here you Illiterate piece of crap nobody cares about all this stupid crap you've got to sell
Hey now this is quality stu-
WHAT?
Ah said this is quali-
WHAT?
Ah'm tryin' a say-
WHAT?
Ah'm sayi-
WHAT?
Your just bein-
WHAT?
Ah just wante-
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SHUT THE HELL UP! All ah wanna do is explain mah last book availble on ShopTNA.co-
*Deaner suddenly quickly scoops the copy of Cody Deaner presents the Complete Idiots Guide to Organized Crime off the mat and hits Shark Boy in the head with it Who staggers but does not fall down and instead gives Deaner a hard stare*
Now hang on that was a jo-
*Shark Boy cuts Deaner off with a kick to the gut and go's for the Chummer but Deaner pushes him off into the ropes Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a spray can which he sprays Shark Boy in the eyes on the way back*
DEANER DE' MUSCLE SHOALS BRAND HAIRSPRAY LADIES AND GENTS! *Deaner grabs the staggering Shark Boy by his mask and gives hima Muscle Shoals Mullet Butt! sending him to the mat before hooking his leg* COUNT IT! COUNT IT IT'S LEGAL! 1-2-3! *Deaner leaps up in joy and begins running the ropes yelling* TWO AN' O,TWO AN O BABY WATCH OUT MAGNUS AH'M COMIN! *Deaner runs up the ramp holding two fingers in the air*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:24:27 GMT -5
West: 2-0! The Deaner is 2-0! Tenay: Well maybe I'll take notice when he wins a proper match. West: What? That was legal. Tenay: Well anyway, we can hear from Legends Champion Shawn Daivari.
Greetings. It is I, your Legends Champion Shawn Daivari. Tonight, Mick Foley has graciously given me the night off. But my good friend Kiyoshi will be in action tonight, against the talented half of Team 3D. Now I know what you’re saying.
“But Shawn. Brother Runt doesn‘t work here anymore!”
And you’re correct. But you see, while both members of Team 3D are talentless wastes of space, at least Ray has some charisma to fall back on. I can at least respect a man who puts some effort into his career.
Devon is another story. No talent to speak of and an equal amount of charisma to back it up. I can wrestle and talk circles around him any day of the week!
Actually, I could beat both of them any day of the week. And at Genesis, I will do just that. I am walking out of there just like I always do. With the Legends Title around my waist. And nobody can do a thing about it.
Evil laugh, as we fade out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:26:14 GMT -5
Tenay: And now we have the inring debut of WCTNA newest aquisition, Desmond Wolfe. West: Who does this guy think he is attacking the champ like that. Tenay: Well Wolfe is out to make a name for himself and he can start with TNA Original and former World Tag Team Champion Eric Young.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, residing in Nashville, Tennessee, weighing 225 pounds, Eric Young!
Penzer: And from London, England, weighing 220 pounds, Desmond Wolfe!
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 17:27:19 GMT -5
Wolfe locks in the London Dungeon on Young
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 27, 2009 17:29:58 GMT -5
Wolfe with an uppercut.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 17:29:59 GMT -5
Wolfe with a jawbreaker lariat.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:35:40 GMT -5
Young goes to the top rope for a moonsault but misses, and Wolfe then takes his head off with a rebound lariat. Wolfe then hits the Tower of London. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Desmond Wolfe!
Tenay: Wolfe with an impressive showing in his WCTNA inring debut.
Wolfe then pushes the referee away and locks on the London Dungeon on Young.
Tenay: Hey wait a minute now.
Wolfe eventually releases the hold and exits with Eric Young motionless in the ring.
Tenay: Come on now, what was the point of that? West: I told you, this Desmond Wolfe is a thug. He's a hooligan.
* Backstage, So Cal Val stands with a microphone *
At the Genesis Pay Per View, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels will defend his WCTNA X Division TItle against Petey Williams. Tonight however, Daniels will team up with The Focus of the Greater Good, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan to take on The Nation of Violence in Tag Team Action.
* Daniels, Morgan, and Sting enter the picture. All are wearing suits and shades. *
And do you know what I'm doing at Genesis? Yea, neither do I. I am the centerpiece of the most powerful group in wrestling. I am the Crown Jewel of this Industry. I am the most genetically–jacked, athletically–stacked giant walking today. And what do I get? A chance to watch from the locker room as Brutus Magnus defends his WCTNA World Title against seemingly nobody. I said a few months ago that sooner or later Brutus, I'd be stepping up and taking what is mine by birthright. That time is nearing champ. I'm getting annoyed, I'm getting frustrated, and I'm getting pissed off at the waiting. But one thing Sting has taught me is that patience is a key. So what I'm going to do, is watch everything play out with the World Title. Watch you once again take out unworthy challenger after unworthy challenger. And lie in waiting for my opportunity. Cause it will come. Until then? I get to take out my frustrations against Petey Williams and Samoa Joe. All of my annoyance, all of my frustration, all of my anger toward not being handed what I deserve will blow up in the faces of The Nation of Violence tonight as I take them for a ride that they will NEVER forget.
Are you not concerned about Joe and Petey's apparent obsession with brutality and violence?
Val, that isn't a concern. Not when the Greater Good is equally thirsty for bloodshed. There are too many wrongs in this company that have yet to be righted. Hulk Hogan's presence in WCTNA for instance. And we plan to eliminate those wrongs by any means necessary. When Matt Morgan returned to WCTNA and he busted James Storm open with that Beer Bottle, you heard his words. "Blood excites me. Blood IGNITES me. When blood started to pour out... the crowd gasped. But I soaked in the feeling. It was a good feeling. For the first time since coming back, I felt extreme satisfaction, unlimited happiness. The need for blood had consumed me and when I got it... it was the best feeling in the world." Matt has not changed. He still knows what leads to the bliss that he craves, and he will find unlimited happiness once again. And he will find it soon. Christopher Daniels meanwhile, he's getting antsy. He promised almost two months ago that he would do terrible things to Scott Steiner. But in an effort to sway the oh so talented, yet oh so gullible AJ Styles, he held back. He's itching to finally let loose on someone that deserves it. And if anyone deserves it, its Samoa Joe. Someone that could have been the banner carrier for WCTNA for years and years to come, but he threw all of that away to join up with Kevin Nash in his aspirations of greed and power. Instead of working toward the greater good of the company, Joe was corrupted. And we see the result right now. Lackey. Puppet. Someone who should be headlining, man eventing event after event. But instead lingers around preaching his aptitude for violence alongside Petey Williams. No, we aren't concerned about The Nation of Violence.
Am I to take that to mean that you also arent concerned about your title defense at Genesis, Daniels?
Concern is the wrong word, Val. Am I concerned, am I not concerned, that doesn't matter. The fact is that I'm ready. I'm ready to deliver on all that I say and do, because I'm good enough to live up to my word. Last week I said that Petey's false confidence, his false pretense of bravery, his forced tendencies of violence, that will all crumble under my stare as he realizes that hs is in the ring with God's Gift to Wrestling. And I hold myself to that word, Val. But tonight he has been handed a gift. He gets the chance to prepare himself for the title match by being in the same ring as me. This could work to his advantage, but I will not allow it to. Tonight, I stomp out the remaining fire left in the heart of Petey Williams, and crush his will. His violence will fail him, and he will know following our match tonight that it is foolish to stand against The Greater Good.
And if they abandon their obsession with violence and go to a plan B?
Val, for some reason, I think Plans B, C, D, and E are all the same as Plan A; just try and survive the Greater Good.
* Sting gestures for them to leave. Morgan and Daniels follow. *
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:39:12 GMT -5
Brutus Magnus is talking to an intern backstage.
Desmond Wolfe is walking down the corridor behind him after his match with Eric Young. Wolfe taps Magnus on the shoulder. Magnus turns and sees him.
I'll talk to you again later.
The intern walks off.
What do you want?
Did you see what I just did to Eric Young?
Yes, I watched it on the monitor.
Well then you'll have seen what a state I just left the poor buggar in. The stupid sod probably didn't deserve that, but it ain't ballet.
What's this all got to do with me?
What's it got to do with you? I just left a man unconscious out there. I wouldn't normally do that to a guy like Eric Young. I'd have just done enough to defeat him. But you see Brutus, when I went out there tonight, it wasn't Eric Young I was fighting. It was you.
But it wasn't me, was it? It was Eric Young. And Eric Young isn't World title material is he?
Maybe... maybe not. But I just wanted to come over here and...
Wolfe reels back to deck Magnus. Magnus immediately goes to block, but Wolfe stops.
Hahahahahaha. I could take you out right now if I wanted to mate. I've had your number two weeks running remember? This week though... I'm feeling generous. I've already left one man unconscious tonight. Maybe next week you'll get knocked out... maybe the next. But what I know for a fact is that you'd better watch your back... "champ". If you make it beyond this fatal four way at Genesis... well... you'd better watch out for Desmond Wolfe... because I will win that belt off of you. Alright sunshine?
Wolfe grins, puts on his shades and walks off as Magnus watches him leave looking annoyed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:43:23 GMT -5
West: And now it's Brother Ray v Kiyoshi. Tenay: And by virtuie of winning the Double North Pole match we know the match at Genesis will be a Tables Elimination match. West: Which just favors Team 3D. What happened to championship advantage? Tenay: Well maybe Daivari or Kiyoshi should have won the match. The rules were clear. West: Rules, schmules.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by brother Devon, from New York City, weighing 329 pounds, Brother Ray!
Penzer: And accompanied by the WCTNA Legends Champion Shawn Daivari, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 220 pounds, Kiyoshi!
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 27, 2009 17:45:10 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a dropkick.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 17:45:24 GMT -5
Ray with a Brother Bomb.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 17:48:22 GMT -5
Ray with a side slam
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 17:58:38 GMT -5
Daivari jumnps on on the apron and grabs Ray. Kiyoshi goes for the mist but Ray moves and Kiyoshi mists Daivari instead. Ray then grabs Kiyoshi and hits the Brother Bomb. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Brother Ray!
West: Holy backfire! Tenay: Ray pinned kiyoshi but he'll have to put him, Daivari and his brother Devon through a table at Genesis.
This is SoCal Val and unfortunately, I'm joined by the bad half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Jay Lethal.
Come on Val, we both know that's in the past and we've moved on from then.
Alright but I still think Christy should be doing this interview. Last week, D'Angelo Dinero defeated Chris Sabin in a ladder match to earn a future tag title match teaming with Homicide. Tonight you face your former partner one on one. What's going through your mind?
Honestly, I still have respect for D'Angelo but we both wanted different things out of Lethal Dinero. We lost the belts in our very first defense and I didn't want to chance that again so I ended up with my current partner and he found Homicide who I also have a little history with but that's for a later date.
Anyway, me against Dinero is bound to be interesting to say the least. We might not have talked with each other much but we both know what we can do in that ring. Me and Dinero have trained together. He knows the stuff I'm likely to do and he knows how to counter it. At the same time, I know how to counter his stuff so you can bet we'll both be pulling some new tricks out the bag tonight but regardlesss of how I get there, I will defeat him and prove he never should of been tag team champion and he never will be tag team champion again.
So assuming that Homicide will be in D'Angelo Dinero's corner, will Hulk Hogan be with you at ringside?
Oh great, now you're in on the joke as well. I thought we agreed to move on. All week long, people have been coming up to me asking about Hulk Hogan. Why, Val, Why? You think it's funny. All this hard work I've done to show that the young guys...
Sorry I'm late brother. Had to sort out some legal stuff but now I'm here.
NO PROBLEMO HULKSTER!
And who is this fine young lady I see standing before me?
Hi Mr. Hogan. I'm SoCal Val.
You can call me Hulk.
Yes Mr. Hogan, I mean Hulk, I mean Mr. Hulk, sir. Hi.
Well you're looking good. Give me a call sometime.
I SEE WHAT'S GOING ON HERE. TRYING TO STEAL MY WOMAN AGAIN HOGAN!
Woah there little dude. I didn't know you two were an item.
We were but then we broke up.
BECAUSE YOU SLEPT WITH MY BEST FRIEND AND NOW YOU'RE TRYING TO DO IT WITH HULK!
Easy there brother. If it means that much to you, I'll just keep focused on these tag belts. Now come on, you've got to go out there and beat some Dinero butt. I'll see you at the entrance ramp.
Thanks a lot Jay.
What did I do? Actually, I don't need this of you. I got a match.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:01:02 GMT -5
Tenay: And that match is next. West: Did that seem odd to you? Tenay: No, why? West: No reason.
Penzer: The following contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by Homicide, from Harlem, New York, weighing 230 pounds, "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Penzer: And his oppoinent, accompanied by Hulk Hogan, from Elizabeth, New jersey, weighing 215 pounds, he is one half of the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, "Black machismo" Jay Lethal!
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 18:01:26 GMT -5
Loving the Hogan/Lethal stuff by the way.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 18:02:48 GMT -5
Lethal with a side kick
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Post by MikeyMania on Dec 27, 2009 18:03:05 GMT -5
Loving the Hogan/Lethal stuff by the way. Thanks AA. Lethal with a DDT.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 18:03:38 GMT -5
Lethal with a Lethal Left Leg Lariato.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:15:25 GMT -5
Dinero goes for the Dinero Express but Jay moves. Jay then hits the Lethal Combination and follows up with the Lethal Elbow. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here is your winner: Jay Lethal!
Homicide enters but is cut off by Hogan who rocks him with rights and clotheslines him out of the ring.
West: You see that? Tenay: Hogan was saving his partner. West: That was an illegal attack is what that was. Tenay: *sigh* Let's go to Val in the back.
Ladies and gentlemen, my guests at this time are the WCTNA Women's Tag Team Champions, Daffney and Tara, and the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash. Tonight you three take on the Beautiful People in a six woman tag team contest. And earlier tonight we heard the Beautiful People's challenge to you regarding title shots at Genesis. Your thoughts?
My thoughts are that if Angelina Love wants a shot at Alissa Flash one more time for my title belt, then that's not a problem as far as I'm concerned. Angelina pinned my shoulders to the mat for the count of three two weeks ago in a six woman tag team match-up, and she was also the woman who wasn't pinned at Final Resolution. I welcome the opportunity to shut Angelina Love's mouth once and for all. Then maybe we won't have to hear the garbage spewing out of her mouth every week about how unattractive and fat and ugly she thinks I am. I mean, I can ignore it, and I have been, but it's getting a bit boring I must confess.
Tonight though, it's going to be me pinning her shoulders to the mat. Two weeks back I was teamed with Sarita and Kong, who, no disrespect intended, aren't exactly a well oiled team are they? Whereas the Beautiful People, as disgusting as they may be personally, ARE a team. Tonight though I'm teaming with the champs, Tara and Daffney...
See Alissa, you're not the only one tired of these three. Like you we earned these belts, we didn't have to pull any "favors" to get ahead. And now they want a title shot? Ladies, your looks may not match your talent but like Alissa, we accept if it means shutting you up.
I'd like that. Velvet and Madison, so cocky, so pretty. They won't be for much longer. HEHEHE!
Yeah. Like I said, I'm used to being around women who care more for how they look rather than competing. And Angelina calls me a Diva? Honey, you don't know what you're getting into. You want to play? Because this isn't a game.
I know a good game. It's called let's beat the crap out of the bimbos. HAHAHAHA!
I like the sound of that game Daffney. And what better time to start playing that tonight in that six woman tag?
Daffney claps her hands together excitedly
Ooh, I like you.
So tonight we set the ground work, and at Genesis we finish the job and shut those three bimbos up once and for all. Daffney, Tara... let's go kick some "Beautiful" asses.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:18:12 GMT -5
Yeah, those guys writing for Daffney, Tara and Alissa are doing a good job, eh?
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