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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:19:20 GMT -5
Tenay: And now Christopher Daniels teams with Matt Morgan to face Samoa Joe and the #1 contender to Daniels title, Petey Williams. West: Well they're not called the Greater Good for nothing. Tenay: And we still have the interview I conducted with AJ Styles to air later.
Penzer: The folowing tag team contest is set fo one fall. First, accompanied by "The Icon" Sting, the team of "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and the WCTNA X Division Champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: And their opponents, the team of Petey Williams and Samoa Joe, the Nation of Violence!
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 18:20:47 GMT -5
Morgan flattens Williams with a Carbon Footprint.
Also, I agree wholeheartedly PN. Those guys are great.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 18:21:08 GMT -5
Morgan boots Petey good
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:31:21 GMT -5
Morgan goes for the Hellavator on Petey who counters into a DDT. Williams gets a kendo stick but as he charges at Morgan he eats the Carbon Footprint. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here are your winners: Matt Morgan and Christopher Daniels!
West: Well that didn't go so well for the Nation. Tenay: And we can now go to Traci Brooks with Kevin Nash.
Ladies and gentlemen, Kevin Nash!
Thanks Trace. Now, I know I‘ve been quiet the last few weeks. Well the reason is that I‘ve been suffering from laryngitis! But it‘s OK, cause I‘m better now! And boy do I have a lot to sa-
Scott Steiner and Jenna Morasca walk up to Nash.
So Kev. Glad you‘re feelin’ well again. I can‘t tell you how much I‘ve missed hearing your voice every week.
Scotty. Nice to see you too.
I‘m sure ya know that you an me got a match tonight. But before we have that match, I know… wanna know one thing.
WHAT DA HELL WAS DA BIG DEA WIT YEW TACKIN ME LAS WEEK?!
(to Traci) did you get a word of that?
Traci shakes her head no.
(to Jenna) How ‘bout you?
Jenna looks at Nash blankly.
Well luckily, I speak fluent roid rage. He said…
“I am a huge Kevin Nash fan. I own every one of his matches on DVD. Can’t wait for him to hand me my ass tonight.”
Well, Scotty, I‘m glad you and I are on the same wavelength. See ya in the ring, buddy.
Nash and Traci walk off laughing.
WAIT A MINUTE NASH I DINT SAY NUN A DAT STUFF! YEW GET BACK HEER YA BIG DUM ASS!!!!
Steiner runs after Nash and Traci, as Jenna remains behind, with the same blank expression on her face.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:33:24 GMT -5
West: I'm thinking Jenna uses that look a lot. Tenay: Well it's time for our Knockouts in action. West: Speaking of blank looks...
Penzer: The following six knockout tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, the team of Angelina Love, Velvet Sky and Madison Rayne, The Beautiful People!
Penzer: Their opponents, first, the WCTNA Knockout Tag Team Champions, Daffney and Tara!
Penzer: And from San Francisco, California, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Alissa Flash!
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 18:34:21 GMT -5
Flash hits the Flash Drive.
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Post by Deleted on Dec 27, 2009 18:36:08 GMT -5
Rayne hits the Rayne Day
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:39:01 GMT -5
Damn, Daffney doesn't have a name that goes into a punny finisher.
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Post by comahan on Dec 27, 2009 18:40:33 GMT -5
Love hits the Minnesota Love Boat
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:45:15 GMT -5
Love and Sky hit the Makeover on Tara. 1-2-3!
Penzer: Here are your winners: The Beautiful People!
Tenay: Beautiful People hget the win. West: And the same thing will happen at Genesis, Mike. Tenay: And now we have an interview with Kurt Angle that was taped earlier today.
Christy Hemme here with Kurt Angle. Last week, you and Scott Steiner's match to determine the number one contender was ruled a no contest after interference by Kevin Nash and the world champion, Brutus Magnus. Tonight's main event is Scott Steiner vs. Kevin Nash. Your thoughts?
Do I know you from somewhere? You seem familiar.
We did that When Harry Met Sally parody together.
Oh yeah, Christy, right. Good times. You still with that guy who had the problems?
No, I'm actually engaged now.
First Lauren, then you. Why does everyone think marriage is so great?
I'm sorry it hasn't worked out for you.
Yeah and I'm sure Brutus Magnus is sorry that I'm not WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion. You want my thoughts on Steiner vs. Nash? I couldn't give a crap. Everybody knows I had the match won last week and that I should be the number one contender, not some over the hill talent who can barely wrestle anymore and should have retired years ago.
I will not rest until Mick Foley gives me my title match. I couldn't care who wants a title shot after that, it can be an ex champion, a guy from Feast or Fired, even you. I can beat them all and it is just a matter of time before I am once again world champion.
So if you don't care about the main event, why are you here tonight?
Christy, Christy, Christy. Why do dogs lick their balls? They don't need to but if you saw a dog that never licked it balls, you would think that's strange, just like an Impact without Kurt Angle. A dog doesn't need to lick their balls but it knows it will suffer if he doesn't and I know this show's ratings go down the drain without me. A dog licks their balls because they can. Same reason I'm here tonight.
Because you can lick a dog's balls?
You know exactly what I mean and I'm not in the mood for stupid little jokes. Somebody's getting a broken ankle tonight and you're damn lucky it isn't you.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:47:57 GMT -5
Tenay: Well Angle will be happy to know that he does now have a title shot. West: That is still not fair. Tenay: Well now let's show you the interview I had with AJ Styles
I'm here with the Phemonenal AJ Styles, who we have not seen since Final Resolution. The first question has to be what is your response to Christopher Daniels betraying you like that?
My response. Heh. I'm been wrestling for 11 years. That's over a third of my life. Devoted to the one passion. This is my life. And I wasn't so naive as to think I could get by without people trying to step on me. An in turn I had to be ruthless as well. Maybe all this is my penance. Karma has come back to bite me.
What do you mean by that?
Let me take you back to 2006. I'd lost my X Division title, I was out of World title contention, I had Christian Cage getting in my business. So what did I do? I took it out on Rhino. And where did that get me? It all ended with me being thrown off a twenty foot high steel structure. So then I joined forces with Christian. You can't beat em, join em, right? But Christian treated me like a lackey. So I joined Kurt Angle and his Angle Alliance. But he treated me like a joke. So I struck out on my own.
See what I'm saying Mike is that my actions haven't always seemed like the right choice but I made them for the right reasons so I understand where Chris is coming from. But I never, never lied to anybodies face like Daniels did.
He told me, he said to me, that he had my back. The funny thing is I had an inkling. Morgan and Sting said he was with them and all signs pointed to it. But I din't want to believe it. I couldn't believe it. And I guess that was my fault.
And soon after Sting turned on you too. That can't have been good.
No Mike it wasn't. You know everyone in that lockerroom has one goal. To be world champion. I was inches away from that goal and better yet wipe the smug smirk off Brutus Magnus' face. But Sting makes his return to cost me the title. Why? Because apparently I'm not part of the Greater Good.
Sting did comment that he isn't looking for forgiveness.
I'm glad Sting isn't looking for forgiveness because I'm not about to ask for it. What I want is very simple. I want revenge. And eye for an eye Stinger. But I'm not starting with you. I'll get to you in time.
No, my first target is Daniels. Chris, do you know what it was like over the holidays. My kids unwrapping their gifts and asking where uncle Chris was. We were family. We were brothers. But I expected it to come to this. Brothers fight. we all now what happened to Cain and Abel. You won't know when, you won't know where, but I am coming Chris. And then I deal with Morgan and finally the head of Greater Good, the man they call Sting.
You think you may have finished me, but I swear, this is only the beginning.
AJ stands up and walks out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:50:43 GMT -5
You guys realise that promo is why iMPACT is an hour later. It took me most of the afternoon to right that. I thought it'd look more impressive.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 18:51:54 GMT -5
Tenay: And now it is time for the main event. West: Well this all stems from that travesty lat week. Tenay: Nash may have cost Steiner a world title shot. We'll never know. What we do know is that he and Kurt Angle will get a shot at the world title at Genesis. West: And so will Nash. But it's still not fair.
Penzer: The following contest is our WCTNA iMPACT main event set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, accompanied by Traci Brooks, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, "Big Sexy" Kevin Nash!
Penzer: And accompanied by Jenna Morasca, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280 pounds, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
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Post by comahan on Dec 27, 2009 18:52:33 GMT -5
Steiner with a Steinerline
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 18:53:26 GMT -5
Steiner with a lariat.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 19:02:24 GMT -5
Steiner locks on the Steiner Relciner but, like last week, is kicked in the back of the head this time by Brutus Magnus. The ref calls for the bell.
Penzer: Here is your winner, as a result of a DQ; Scott Steiner!
West: I told you Magnus wasn't happy. Tenay: Well it looks like he's gonaa take it out on Steiner here.
Kurt Angle runs to the ring and starts brawling with Magnus. At the same time, Steiner comes back and together they clear the ring of Magnus and Nash.
West: These four are working together tonight but it'll be every man for themselves at Genesis.
Steiner and Angle stand tall in the ring while Nash ans Magnus warily back off and iMPACT goes off the air.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 19:06:23 GMT -5
- Thanks to those of you who promoed and those who voted.
- Updated Genesis Card:
WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship Brutus Magnus © v Kevin Nash v Scott Steiner v Kurt Angle
WCTNA World Tag Titles Jay Lethal & Hulk Hogan © v D'Angelo Dinero & Homicide
WCTNA X Division Championship Christopher Daniels © v Petey Williams
WCTNA Legends title Elimination Table Match Shawn Daivari © v Kiyoshi v Brother Ray v Brother Devon
WCTNA Women's Knockout title Alissa Flash © v Angelina Love
WCTNA Knockout Tag title Daffney & Tara © v Velvet Sky & Madison Rayne
Feast or Fired match
- Requests for iMPACT next week. Seriously, I have nothing.
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 19:07:28 GMT -5
From the beginning of WCTNA up to the end of 2009:
iMPACT! Main Events:
Brutus Magnus 21 Scott Steiner 18 Kurt Angle 16 AJ Styles 14 Rhino 12 Bobby Lashley 8 Kevin Nash 7 Samoa Joe 7 Sting 7 Abyss 6 Brother Devon 6 Brother Ray 6 Robert Roode 6 Homicide 5 James Storm 5 Jay Lethal 5 Matt Morgan 5 Petey Williams 5 Booker T 4 Cody Deaner 4 Lance Hoyt 4 Shawn Daivari 4 Christian Cage 3 Christopher Daniels 3 Doug Williams 3 Eric Young 3 Hernandez 3 Jethro Holliday 3 Chris Sabin 2 Consequences Creed 2 Jeff Jarrett 2 Amazing Red 1 Andromeda 1 ODB 1 Roxxi 1 Shane Douglas 1 Shark Boy 1 Sojournor Bolt 1 Sonjay Dutt 1 Suicide 1
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Dec 27, 2009 19:09:30 GMT -5
Roode main evented 1 more iMPACT than Storm? How'd that happen?
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Post by Above Average on Dec 27, 2009 19:10:53 GMT -5
I think he had a singles main event one week against someone BMI were feuding with.
Alas, I'd like to request Alissa v someone non-taken even by tag rule for next week.
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