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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 16:31:21 GMT -5
Love with a Moon Knight-plex
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 16:34:58 GMT -5
Love with a Million Dollar Kneelift!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 16:43:33 GMT -5
Sarita goes up for a high-flying move but misses. Angelina then rolls her up with her feet on the ropes. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Angelina Love!
Love make belt motions at Alissa Flash who looks on impassively.
Tenay: Alissa said she'd want the most deserving woman to win but Angelina cheated to get the victory. West: Hey, win's a win.
*Kiyoshi is shown standing in front of a giant american flag*
Daivari walks up to him.
Well my friend, all is going according to plan. Team 3D is at our mercy and nobody has a clue what's going on! But now, I feel it may be time to clue the people in. Mr. Cameraman, make sure you get this.
...............Who are you talking to?
Haha. Why you of course, my American comrade!
No you were acting like there was a third person in this room
....You mean the cameraman?
Ca-ma-ra? Seriously who?
You know! The guy recording this so the fans at home can see what happens backstage.
...........Wait there's a guy that follows us around backstage? All the time?
Yeah. All the time. You never noticed how even the most seemingly private conversations manage to end up onscreen?
So he's following us into the mens room?
Yes. He is.
He's filming us defecating?
Yes. This guy's kinda weird...
What about the shower room is he following us in there?
No. Not since the guy before him accidentally walked in the women's shower while Awesome Kong and ODB were in there.
So how come I've never seen this guy?
He's very good at hiding. One time, he hid in the vents and got some great footage of The Beautiful People... "training."
Well what's he look like?
Well, nobody's ever actually seen him. But believe me, he's there.
And he's in the room right now?
Yessir.
Where is he?
Well I don't know exactly, but he's here.
He's ALWAYS here.
Why does he do this? Why does he constantly invade our privacy and record our most private moments?
Hell if I know.
I just got used to it after spending 3 years up north.
Why does nobody ever stop him? Or at least ask him why he does this?
Because we can never find the guy. He must get to the arena early or something.
Well he's in here now isn't he? HELLO MR.CAMERA STALKER! CAN YOU HEAR US!?
Forget it man, he's not gonna answer you. Let's just get down to business, shall we? Team 3D, you and everyone else wants to know why we've apparently waged war on you. Well Kiyoshi here is gonna explain everything!
Fine but KNOW THIS CAMERAMAN THIS IS NOT THE END!
Yeah, we'll get you next time!
So, Team 3D...
Team 3D you are the kind of people I hate You were born in this great country where invisible men film our bathroom time but rather than be thankful YOU COMPLAIN!
And yet, you have absolutely nothing to complain about. From day one, going back to your Bingo Hall days, you two have always been considered legends of this business. You didn't have to earn the title. It was literally just given to you overnight. Kiyoshi and myself? We had to claw our way up from the bottom! We didn't have a half bald guy with a ponytail or a billionaire to give us what we wanted! We had to earn it!
And now, after being given everything you've ever asked for, you're still not satisfied?!
You take and take and yet when theres no more to give you complain and demand more You have'nt had to work for a damn thing
But us? Team 3D, I spent 3 years up north, working my ass off, only to be considered too small, too inexperienced. Then I came here, and thought things would change. But instead, for months on end, men like yourselves were given all the title shots, all the glory, while I languished in a go nowhere partnership with an amnesiac! Finally, I got my big break, *Points to the Legends Title, which is resting on his shoulder* but it wasn't handed to me. I had to fight for it!
I fought for years in my former homeland to be noticed but I was constantly outshined by others
When he arrived here, it looked like things would be different, but after a run with the X-Division Title, he soon got lost in the shuffle. To see that happen to a man of Kiyoshi's talents is quite sad.
That whole time all I heard out of you was complaints and demands
If you want to complain, we will give you something to complain about! Ray, Devon! You picked the wrong guys to cross. And you will learn that first hand. The hard way.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 16:48:23 GMT -5
* Lauren is standing in the screen with a mic, when The Fallen Angel Christopher Daniels walks into the picture. He is hooded and the camera cant see his eyes. *
Christopher Daniels, earlier tonight we saw you and AJ Styles in the back, and-
Lauren, I'm not talking about AJ right now.
Oookay. Fair enough. Well then, coming up shortly, you get another shot at the X Division Title, and at Scott Steiner. Do you have any last words before the match begins?
And that match is the reason I dont want to talk about anything else.
* Daniels removes his hood and looks into the camera *
Scott Steiner, your day of reckoning has arrived. The day when I finally take what is rightfully mine. Perhaps it is fate, that I lost that match at Turning Point. For without that match, without that result, standing before you would be a hypocrite. An artificial, false imitation of what I really am. And what I really am is an angel, shining in the light of god. An angel. And Scott Steiner, tonight this Angel will not only grasp eternal glory, as I have spoken of for months, but I will turn the iMPACT Zone into a SLAUGHTERHOUSE as I spill your blood all over Orlando. You will stand face to face with me as the match begins, and disappear into my shadow as it ends. You will crumble under God's will, and I will strike you down with a satisfaction that I cannot even begin to describe. Prepare for God's wrath, Scotty. Prepare for the Fallen Angel's vengeance.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 16:50:08 GMT -5
Tenay: And it will be Kiyoshi v Brother Devon next. West: Well I told you we'd find out why. Tenay: Indeed we did. West: Shut up, Mike. Tenay: Valium wearing off?
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. First, accompanied by Brother Ray, from New York City, weighing 260 pounds, Brother Devon!
Penzer: And accomapanied by the WCTNA Legends Champion Shawn Daivari, from Osaka, Japan, weighing 220 pounds, Kiyoshi!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 16:51:22 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a Ghost Rider-plex
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 16:52:52 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a moonsault
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 17:01:04 GMT -5
As Devon goes into the ropes, Daivari trips the leg. Daivari trips Ray and Daivari get into it on the outside. With the ref distracted, Devon goes for a clothesline abut Kiyoshi ducks and mists him. He thne follows up with a roundhouse kick. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner, Kiyoshi!
Tenay: Kiyoshi and Daivari have now beaten both members of Team 3D. West: Well you can't argue with the sucess they've had since joining forces. Tenay: And we can now hear from the champ, Scott Steiner.
Chris Daniels, last week you earned yourself another shot at me. No you didn‘t pin me, but you still won the match! So tonight, you and I are gonna tear the house down. Win, lose, or draw, when it‘s over, I‘m gonna walk over, shake your hand, and then I‘m takin‘ Jenna to see New Moon.
YAY!!
And one more thing…
BIG POPPA PUMP IS YER HOOKUP!!! NOW HOLLA IF YA HEAR ME!!
Jenna hollers and the two exit.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 17:01:26 GMT -5
Kiyoshi with a side heel kick...
FROM AMERICA!!!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 17:02:25 GMT -5
Tenay: And it is next, the X Division title on the line. West: Well this could be Daniels last hcance at that title. Tenay: Well I dunno about that.
Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall and it is for the WCTNA X Division Champion.
Penzer: Introducing the challenger, from the City of Angels, weighing 224 pounds, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!
Penzer: And being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280 pounds, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 17:03:06 GMT -5
Daniels with a Hercules-plex
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 17:03:17 GMT -5
Steiner with a Frankensteiner!
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 17:04:19 GMT -5
Daniels with the Last Rites
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 17:13:52 GMT -5
Let me be the first to congratulate Comahan. You earned it, buddy.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 17:14:29 GMT -5
Daniels gets Steiner down and goes for the BME. Steiner however crotchjes Daniels as he bounces on the top rope. Steiner then sets Daniels up and hits the Frankensteiner. Steiner then picks Daniels up and goes ofr the Steiner Screwdriver but Daniels counters out and hits the Last Rites. 1-2-3.
Penzer: Here is your winner and NEW WCTNA X Division Champion, Christopher Daniels!
Tenay: Daniels is once again the X Division Champion! West: Well that was a hell of a match.
Steiner looks annoyed by the lose but goes over to Daniels and offers his hand. Daniels looks down for a moment biut takes Steiner's hand and shakes.
Tenay: And great respect to top it off. West: Well you like to see that. Tenay: Okay, who are you and what have you done with Don West? West: I tell you this is hell of a stuff, Mike.
*Cut to the back, where Lauren is standing by with the Nation of Violence and the Murder City Machine Guns.*
Joining me at this time are two of the teams involved in the big 8-Man Tag Match later tonight, the Nation of Violence and the Murder City Machine Guns. Now, tonight you have quite the task ahead of you, as you go up against the former WCTNA Tag Team Champions Lethal Dinero, Amazing Red, and Suicide.
You know Lauren, it's interesting that you call them the FORMER WCTNA Tag Team Champions, seeing as how you're talking to the team that beat them for these titles at Turning Point.
Now I know that things haven't gone our way the past few weeks in singles competition, but tonight we return to OUR division to prove once again that we're the champions for a reason.
Oh please.
*Alex looks over to Petey.* What did you say?
Listen Alex, anyone can get the win at anytime. You just happened to be at the right place at the right time.
That so? Tell me, when were you at the right place at the right time? Been a while since you last held gold, hasn't it Petey?
While championships are nice, I think it's more important to get a decisive victory and KNOWING it was skill that got the win. Wouldn't you agree so?
Well, it certainly didn't seem that way for Samoa Joe last week, now did it?
*Joe comes within an inch from Shelley's face, eyes burning with hatred.* I DARE YOU to say that again.
No problem. You l-
Whoa whoa whoa!
*Chris Sabin steps in between Joe and Shelley.* Guys, come on. I know the testosterone is a bit high at the moment, but we need to focus. Whether we like it or not, Lethal Dinero are a formidable team, even if they're just seeking personal glory. And AMazing Red and Suicide are no slouches either.
Feh, I could choke them both out without trying.
And you'll get to do that big man, don't worry. But right now, fighting amongst ourselves won't do us any good. We just need to chill the f*** out, and try to learn how to work together without death threats or violence breaking out.
*Joe and Petey look at Chris.*
You DO realize who you're talking to?
Yeah, I do actually. So keep your damn ego in check and wait for our match before you and Joe start to get violent.
Hmm... I like you Chris. Not only do you actually have a set of balls, but you're level-headed, unlike Alex over there. Don't worry, we'll carry our load out there tonight. You'd better do the same.
*The Nation of Violence walk off.*
Man I HATE those two.
Hey. I don't care if you and them are best pals. We're going out there as a cohesive unit Alex.
Fine.
Now Lauren, if you'll excuse us, we have to prepare for tonight's match.
*The Guns walk off.*
Well, tensions are high tonight between partners on this side. But can Lethal Dinero, Amazing Red, and Suicide coexist peacefully? We'll find out.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Nov 21, 2009 17:18:09 GMT -5
Tenay: Indeed we will as this huge eight man tag match is next. West: And the thing you have to remember Mike is that Lethal Dinero have a rematch but not nessesarily with eachother. Tenay: And Jay Lethal has already hinted he may find another partner. West: He has indeed, brother.
Penzer: The following eight man tag team contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, at a combined weight of 362 pounds, Amazing Red and Suicide!
Penzer: Their partners, at a combined weight of 440 pounds, Jay Lethal and "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
Penzer: Their opponents, at a combined weight of 429 pounds, Samoa Joe and Petey Williams, the Nation of Violence!
Penzer: And their partners, from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined wieght of 415 pounds, they are the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin the Murder City Machine Guns.
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Post by Above Average on Nov 21, 2009 17:20:21 GMT -5
Suicide hits a lariat.
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Post by Deleted on Nov 21, 2009 17:23:56 GMT -5
Joe with a Muscle Buster!
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 17:25:38 GMT -5
Let me be the first to congratulate Comahan. You earned it, buddy. thanks!
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Post by comahan on Nov 21, 2009 17:27:43 GMT -5
Shelley and Sabin with stereo kicks to Red
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