WCTNA Thread 26: TNA based efed

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Quiet Snowflake

[The Tank]

Jan 21, 2010 16:22:19 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

Quiet Snowflake

See, you're even telling people to shut up like me!

And slowly, my plan is coming to fruition.

..................even though I don't...really...have a plan......and even if I did I can't see how this would further it.

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I miss Secret Agent Doley

[Above Average]

Perpetual Nirvana, Double H isn't going to be on today if memory serves, so could you hurry up and write something and send it to me in the X Division promo? If Hayden isn't about today to do his part, then we'll put the X Division promo as a WCTNA.com exclusive.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I sent it to him a couple of days ago but I forwarded to you too.

[Above Average]

Alright PN. Thanks for sending it on. Funny feeling this one ain't gonna get completed...

Did you receive the Legends title one?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Yeah, sure did.

Though I know where you're coming from. Remember that promo last week? The Nation of Violence were actually suposed to speak instead of stand there. I know Hayden was having connection problems not too long ago, I dunno if that's still the case.

[Above Average]

I think he is still having difficulties. We shall see.

[Oak: Certified Jade Hater]

Boo-YA!!

Also, YouTube isn't working for me at the ment, but can we switch Portia's theme? "Edge of Seventeen" isn't the best song. I was thinking more... "Toxic" by A Static Lullaby.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

You know I don't even remember who had what theme.

[Above Average]

Do you need me to post SDR's theme again?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

I'll look in the other thread for it.

[Above Average]

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Did we agree on a theme for Waltman btw?

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Welcome to WCTNA iMPACT.
West: West, Tenay, yadda yadda.
Tenay: Tonight we will determine #1 contenders for the X Divsion, Legends and Tag Team titles as well as who will challenge foir the Knockout tag titles and the Knockout title itself at Knocked Out.
West: Who's this we? It's all up to our MD.

Brutus Magnus is sat behind a desk in the middle of the ring alongside Shark Boy and Consequences Creed.

Tonight we will find out who those fighting for shots at the Legends, World Tag Team and X Division championships will be. Now, it's not going to be an easy job to decide just who is most worthy of these shots, so as you can see, I have enlisted the help of two of TNA's most important people. Shark Boy has been with this company longer than the vast majority of people here. He's seen people come and go. He knows his stuff.

And of course, to my right, a former World champ in Bobby Lashley. If anyone can spot talent, it's a fellow former World champ in Bobby.

But without further ado, it is time to find out who wants an X Division title match. So come on out here, whoever is interested.



You want to know who I am? My name is Jeff Hardy. I am the man who puts his very life on the line very night for these fans. What does the X in X Division stand for. It's stands for Xtreme. The very creed of the X Division is that there is no limits. There is nothing you can't do. I am the man who exemplifies living for the moment, taking any chance.

But it's more than that. I came here for many reasons but I find myself fighting alongside AJ Styles. I aim to take that X Division title away from Christopher Daniels.

Seems like very reasonable points Jeffrey. I do however have to majorly question your choice of friends. AJ Styles? ...AJ Styles? Really?

Creed/"Lashley": Hey, AJ Styles tried and failed to do what I accomplished. I won the World title. What did AJ ever do other than... choke!

Shut up Bobby. You know it was a fluke. Well, Jeff, so far you're the prime candidate for the X Division title match. But let's see just who else is interested in this title opportunity shall we?

When Jeff Hardy finishs talking,no response for a while..when he will speak again..



As Shannon Moore theme plays ,he comes running down the ramp,mocking Jeff Hardy entrace and Dance,while holding a microphone ,he then reachs ringside,and puts two fingers of each hand near the mouth while while sticking the ring out.He quickly enters the ring,as his theme goes fading out

Heey,Jeaaff!How you going!

Shannon Moore grabs his hand and shakes it,with a big smile on his hand

Now now...i didnt come here to support you this time...im here because i also want the X-Division title,like you!and im coming back,like you!We have alot in common dont ya think?

Sure we do. We go way back And under any other circumstance you'd be fighting alongside me. But the problem is you want the X Division title and so do I. If I have to go through you to get it then so be it.

Wow wow wow... enough of this. This isn't a discussion between you two. Jeff, you've had your say. I want to hear what someone else has to say. Anyone else want a go?

*The music of the Murder City Machine Guns fills the Impact Zone. Chris Sabin steps out, a bemused smirk on his face.*

Yes Brutus, someone else wants a "go". Namely, a former X-Division Champion such as myself.

You see, unlike these two Johnny-come-lately's, I've proven my worth here in WCTNA. I've been here since the Nashville days, and not ONCE did I ever leave because of a bigger paycheck. No, I stayed loyal to this company for 7 1/2 years, which is more than I can say for these two.

Magnus, you know my credentials. I've proven on two separate occasions that I'm 1/2 of the best tag team in this company, and I've also held the X-Division Title before. The only thing Shannon Moore ever won was "Most Likely to Suck" while Jeff won the lottery of problems with management back up north.

Brutus, don't ignore the homegrown talent in favor of these people looking for a paycheck. I'm here representing the boys in the back and have busted their asses since the beginning. Everyone that hopes that one day they'll get a shot at the big time, rather than those who've just come to this company and expect a hand-out like Hogan did.

I've said my piece. I just hope you make the right decision.

Okay, is that everyone?

Shark Boy: Can I...

No.

"Lashley"/Creed: Well I'm a heavyweight Brutus. I want a shot at YOU. I deserve my rematch!

Shut up Lashley. Okay... I've come to a decision. It will be........

















CHRIS SABIN

VS.




























SHANNON MOORE!

What can I say Jeff? It was a close one, but in the end, the fact you consider AJ to be a good associate just shows your total lack of judgement, PLUS I actually want the match to go ahead with neither star under any outside influence. Sorry about that!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: And we are back on iMPACT as we know next week Shannon Moore will face Chris Sabin for the right to challenge Christopher Daniels.
West: Bad luck Jeff.
Tenay: Speaking of Daniels, he is in action next against Team 3D.
West: Both these teams hoping for a tag title shot later tonight but it's all down to Magnus.



Penzer: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first, accompanied by "The Icon" Sting, representing the Greater Good, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan and the WCTNA X Divsion champion "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels!



Penzer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 585 pounds, Brother Devon and the WCTNA Legends Champion Brother Ray, Team 3D!

3 votes
10 minutes

[comahan]

Daniels with an STO on Devon

[MikeyMania]

Morgan with a powerbomb to Devon.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Team 3D go for the 3D on Daniels but Morgan breaks it up with the the Carbon Footprint on Ray. Daniels then hits the Angels Wings on Devon. 1-2-3!

Penzer: Here are your winners, The Greater Good!

Tenay: And just like that, the Greater Good get the win.
West: And with Sting looking for a legends title shot later, Team 3D may not be done with the Greater Good.
Tenay: We can hear once again from one of our guest knockouts, Sara del Rey.

Last week on Impact! The world finally got to see what everyone on the independent scene has known for years. Everyone saw that Sara del Rey is not to be taken lightly. I said last week that I came here, not to win titles, but to make an impression. I was successful in doing so too. In that 10 woman tag team match I got to leave a mark on all five of my opponents on the night. It was exhilarating. The pleasure I felt in inflicting pain upon opponents of old and opponents new was indescribable. All five of them wound up with ice packs to soothe the pain of their injuries last week. It was fantastic. And what’s more, I got the pinfall. I hit the Royal Butterfly on former 2 time Knockout champ Taylor Wilde and I pinned her shoulders to the mat for the count of 3.

Do you care now? Do you? I know that deep down, even if you won’t admit it, the vast majority of people were impressed. I impressed myself. I set out my goals and I accomplished them. But one win does not make me the best. At the very least it doesn’t prove it. You have to get consistency going. So what will I be doing in 15 days at Knocked Out? Honestly, I don’t know. I just want to be a part of that card and to, well, to make the PPV name seem more appropriate. For those who are slow and don’t get it – that means I’m going to knock a bitch out.

The more I win... the more I impress... the higher calibre the bitch I get to knock out though right? Tonight I have a match against Portia Perez. Portia, we’ve met before. We’ve been in that ring together as a tag team, we’ve been in there as opponents. Not as often as I would have liked, but it has happened. Portia, I know what you can do in there. You know what I can do.

Now, don’t take this personally, because I don’t hate you. I don’t dislike you. I don’t even know you Portia. But believe me when I say I will kick lumps out of you tonight. If I hit the Royal Butterfly and pin you I might move up the ladder, but really, that is the secondary goal out there tonight. Portia, I’m going to hurt you so bad. I’m going to hurt you physically and mentally. Seeing the tears roll down your pretty little face as I tear you apart limb from limb will make the match tonight so, so much sweeter.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

*Cody Deaner and Tazz are shown backstage in front of the showers*
*Sigh*
So once more whadda Ah do?

All you gotta do is Hand out towels
Not fur Nuttin' but it's simple

Yeah,Yeah

*Sean Morley walks by*
Yo Towel Boy
Towel me

*Tazz hands Morley a towel*

Fine Ah'll get the next one

*SoJo Bolt walks in*

HEY!
Miss would you like a Towel?

Huh?
Why?

Well you did just have Sex with Val V-

*SoJo cuts Deaner off with a slap*
I WAS LIFTING WEIGHTS YOU PERVERT!

*sigh*
Watch one more time and this time try not to make a Rocketbustah of a mess

*Rhaka Khan walks in*

Not fur' Nuttin' miss but would you like a towel after having Sex with-

Abutbut shhhh Kurt may hear you
Yes I would like a towel just shut up
*Rhaka takes the towel and hurrys out*

See?
Simple Try Again and get the next one

*The Nasty Boys walk in*

Heya woul-

Saggs:Well look who it is Brian
Knobbs:It's Mr. I've got a Feast or Fired case
Saggs:Hey how'd that work out for you?
Knobbs:Hey settle a bet?
Saggs:Were you really crying last week?


Yes


Saggs:Sorry speak up?

Ah said would ya like a towel?

Knobbs:Is that towel soaked in Whiskey?

No?

Saggs:Does it have Caramel in the center?

...............No?

Both:THEN WE DON'T WAN-

SHUT THE HELL UP YA FAT SACKS OF CRAP!
AH'M JUS' TRYIN TA GIVE YA A DAM-

*Tazz slaps Deaner across the back of the head then hands Saggs a towel*
Sorry about that Gentlemen
Not fur' Nuttin' it's just hard to find Good Help these days

Saggs:We'll give ya a pass this time
Just don't let it happen again

*Kiyoshi pops his head in*
YOU TWO FAT GAIJIN!
C'MERE I NEED TO SPEAK WITH YOU

*The Nasty's Exit*

Okay one more chance
You have to give the next one through that door

Okay c'mon Deaner you can do this

*Shark Boy walks through the door*

Awww hell
Hey you wanna t-

Ohhh you gotta have yourself a Pair of Brass Blowfish between your legs

Huh?

How can ya even walk with those Bass between your legs?

Well umm

Huh
Beg

Wha-

Beg you piece of Coral

Ah'm not sure if Ah'm

BEG YOU PIECE OF CARP!

NO!

BE-

*Deaner slaps Shark Boy*


You sunu-

*Deaner slaps Shark Boy again*

STO-

*Deaner slaps Shark Boy again*

YOU!

*Deaner goes to slap Shark Boy again but Shark Boy blocks it and punches Deaner who staggers back into Tazz*

Not fur' Nuttin but yer Fired

f*** you shorty now gimme a Towel
*Tazz hands Deaner a Towel which he then wraps tightly*

YOUR A DE-

*Deaner cuts Shark Boy with a whip from the towel to the stomach*

AHHH YOU SPINELESS JELLYFISH

*Deaner whips Shark Boy between the Legs*

AWWW YA HIT THE TIP!

SECURITY!

*Security carry Deaner away kicking and screaming while Shark Boy rocks back and forth slowly on the ground*