WCTNA Thread 26: TNA based efed

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Sara del Rey determined to make an impact during her short time in WCTNA, literally.
West: Well I've seen some of this woman in action and she can be scary. The Knockouts better lookout.
Tenay: And when Don West says that about a female wrestler, you she must be a big deal.
West: Well they don't call this woman Death Rey for nothing.
Tenay: Well not take anything away from Portia Perez who is quite the talent in her own right.



Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, Sar del Rey!



Penzer: And her opponent, Portia Perez!

3 votes
10 minutes

[comahan]

Del Rey with a scoop slam

[Deleted]

Portia with a headbutt

[MikeyMania]

SDR with a snap suplex.

[The Tank]

Well, f***-a-doodle-doo.

I thought I already sent you 'Pac's theme!

Just gimme a sec, PN, I'll dig it up.

As for the current "match"..............not voting. Nothing personal to those who promo'd, but they'll (the characters) be gone in a month anyways.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Sara del Rey hits the Royal Butterfly. Instead of going for a cover however she then pulls Portia up and hits a Spike Piledriver. 1-2-3!

Penzer: Here is your winner, Sara del Rey!

Tenay: Well the woman they call Death Rey was dominant here.
West: Told ya.

*Kiyoshi is shown with the Nasty Boys backstage*
Okay so I am your new Legends Champion now

Saggs:No your not you lost that match

So how should I celebrate my new title?

Knobbs:But your not the champion

No I'm going to do the American thing
I WANT MORE!

Knobbs:But you don't ha-

I'M GOING FOR THE TAG TITLES NOW!
So now do you know why you two are here?

Saggs:Your gonna sell us some of whatever your smok-

So you see the two of you are here for two reasons

One you Gaijin are a legendary team with quite a few accolades to your names

And two you Represent America perfectly
Your obese
Your disgusting
Your loud
So now you two are here but only one of you can be my partner

*Saggs unwraps a Cheeseburger*
Yeah that sure is something there

*Kiyoshi claps his hands loudly*
YOU!
ALREADY TRAINING!
THAT IS INITIATIVE AND THAT IS THE AMERICAN WAY!
YOU JERRY SAGGS YOU WILL BE MY PARTNER!

Saggs:Sure why not
Knobbs:I'll be at Catering

Save me some of the Roast Beef

Knobbs:f*** you

*Knobbs leaves*

COME NOW I SHALL HOLD TWO TITLES AND YOU MIGHT GET ONE TOO IF YOUR LUCKY!

Saggs:He better save me some damn Roast Beef

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Again we come back from commercials to see Brutus, Shark Boy and Creed in the ring sitting behind a desk.

Well, what a night it's been so far. What else would one expect under Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champ and Management Director though?

"Lashley"/Creed: You stole my title you bathturd!

Hey I won this title fair and square and you know it Bobby!

"Lashley gives Brutus an evil stare.

Earlier we found out who will compete for the X Division title shot. Now, I need to be convinced as to who deserves a Tag title shot. Now, I'm sure there are a bunch of teams in the back just waiting to come out here, so let's get this party started.



*Kiyoshi and Jerry Saggs come down the ramp
Kiyoshi has Nasty written on his face in Red,White and Blue*
Mr. Magnus you may English but there is one thing I recognize in you Gaijin
You burn with the Spirit of an American
You conquer your enemies under the pretense of good than proceed to dominate there lives and order them around
And I sir?
I respect nay love that in a Gaijin
So I undertook your challenge fresh after my conquering of the Legends Division and now Mr. Magnus I and my partner

I-

Who doesn't need to speak cause we all know his name in the Annals of Tag Team Greatness
Mr.Magnus I want to be a Double Champion and My Partner
Well Mr. Magnus this Gaijin wants to look down from the top of the mountain again and spit
So what do you say Mr. Magnus?

I say you raise a very interesting argument Kiyoshi.

Shark Boy: Well I reckon they suck. I mean this guy couldn't even beat those lardasses of Team 3D in SINGLES competition. The guy's an idiot. And Jerry Sags as his partner? What the cockles is that all about?

Thank you for your input Shark Boy. And now, let's bring out the next team...



*Team 3D make there way out passing Kiyoshi who smiles and bows and Jerry Saggs who simply flips both of them the Double Bird Ray then holds up his Belt both provoking a grimace from Kiyoshi and Indifference from Saggs*
Ray:Brutus we three have known each other a good long time and you know more than any other person who's held a damn cup of coffee in this company that me and my brother D-von deserve a damn shot at getting our Twenty Fourth Tag Title set
Especially after how we were screwed out of our Tag Titles before by damn near the entire state of Florida and a Gas Station Attendant from Southern Georgia and never even offered a rematch despite the tag titles being put in some bullshit situation afterwards
D-von:OH TESTIFY
Ray:And it burns my damn near being everytime I hear that goddamn Hulk Hogan is not only holding a belt in this company with three matches in his belt but that belt is the top prize in the DIVISION WE MADE!
THAT WE WORKED AND SWEAT TO MAKE THE MOST RESPECTED AND COMPETITIVE DIVISION NOT ONLY IN TNA,NOT ONLY IN THE US BUT IN THE DAMN WORLD
D-von:And to see all of that go up in a flash of Orange is more than a little annoying to us

Well Ray... Devon... we go back a good bit don't we?

Ray:We do and anyone denying it is either an idiot or a James boy

Well then. I know as well as you do that you two are the greatest tag team in the world today. We all know that you boys were screwed out of the titles in the first place and as you say never got your rematch. Brother Ray, Brother Devon, you've got one of the two spots in the contender match!

Shark Boy spits out his clam juice.

Shark Boy: What in the shell?

"Lashley":That's not fair Brutus! You bathturd!

You two can shut the hell up. I'm the Management Director and I say 3D are in the match. End of story.

But there's still one spot left. Now, will it go to Kiyoshi and Sags or is anyone else interested?



* "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan, as well as "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels walk out onto the stage. Sting is accompanying them. Morgan simply stares daggers thru Magnus, as Daniels begins to speak *

When we heard you out here offering up a chance to those who would answer the call, we wouldn't help but jump at the opportunity. After all, not only is it a chance at Tag Team Gold, but just as important - its a chance to finally get our hands on Hulk Hogan.

And that is it, isnt it? That's why we want this opportunity that you're presenting. But why do we deserve this chance? What can we say to win you over enough into doing a service to this business, and allowing us to exterminate Hulk Hogan from WCTNA?

* Morgan gestures to Daniels to hand him the mic. All the while, Morgan doesn't remove his eyes from Magnus, or the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship. *

We aren't going to say a damn thing. We will not ask for your charity. We will not get on our hands and knees and beg. Why? Because one of the perks of being the absolute best at your craft is that you don't have to explain yourself. To anyone. The ONLY thing I will offer up is this;

As long as I'm busy with the genocide of Hulkamania, and the attainment of the Tag Team Titles...

* Morgan holds up his WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship Feast or Fired Case *

Your World Title is safe.

* Morgan holds out the microphone for Sting, who takes it. *

It's that simple, Brutus. But to spell it out for you even more... I'll make you a deal. You give us what we want, everything we want, and Matt Morgan will do anything and everything he can do avoid cashing in while you're the World Champion. Trust me when I say that this would be in your best interest, Brutus.

* Sting hands Daniels the mic *

And THAT, my friend, is Gospel. Make your choice.

Well gentlemen, as much as I appreciate the comments, I'd like to note that your case is only valid for one year Matt. One year. However, my title reign is going to go longer than that. I don't believe for a second that you won't use that case on me. And I don't blame you. Afterall, you need to take advantage of every chance you can get to get one over on the champ.

"Lashley":Then even if you DO get one over on him he'll just go and cheat you out of the title in the rematch. He's a bathturd!

Shut up Bobby. In spite of what I've said, I will definitely take your comments under consideration. However, I understand there are more teams back there who want to try to claim a shot.

*Nash Tron*

JKO walks out.

Well Brutus. I wanna thank you for takin' the time to see me.

Magnus looks around.

Shark Boy: Where the shell's your partner Joke?

Ah yes, my partner. Well, I dunno if Big Kev wants to give it away just yet, but believe me, I got someone who's all ready to go. All he needs to know is when and where.

With all due respect Orlando, you're not convincing me here.

Look man. You'd be a fool not to give me a shot! I'm one of the premiere talents in this company! You think Kev would've chosen me otherwise?

And my partner, let's just say he's a specialist in the tag team division. With my talent and his experience, how can we not be considered for a shot?

Nothing else to say?

What else is there to say, man? The ball's in your court now.

Alright then. Well...

Sharky: That was pathetic.

"Lashley": Hey, your buddy Nash made fun of me. When you thee him backthtage, tell him he's a bathturd.

Shut up Lashley. Neeext.



*The Nation of Violence walk out, their eyes never leaving Team 3D or the Greater Good.*

Bribery. That's what you think will get you this title shot Morgan? You believe that by bribing Brutus with your Feast or Fired case, you'll be granted your tag team title opportunity?

Pathetic.

See Matt, you and your Greater Good, and the Nation of Violence have some unsettled business... as well as the matter of the gold around Daniels' waist.

*Joe raises his Feast or Fired case, smiling wickedly at Daniels.*

See, without Sting in your corner to provide "moral support", I would be X-Division Champ right now, not you. And now, you think you can slag off your responsibilities as champion because you want to end Hulkamania?

I don't think so. Whether we like it or not, you're the Champion Christopher. You represent the X-Division, and we're not going to stand by while you leave guys who deserve a shot at your title to chase a silly vendetta.

However, both Joe and myself are currently without responsibilities, are actually a tag team, and furthermore, will beat seven shades of s*** out of the unlucky bastards who get our tag team title opportunity.

And if that's not enough, Magnus, need I remind you that we've beaten Team 3D, the team that apparently is worthy of being included in this opportunity? If those credentials aren't enough to warrant a title opportunity, then you obviously are more concerned about appeasing Morgan and keeping your title than what's best for this company.

Seven shades? Well, not sure six would have been much to brag about, but since you said SEVEN it seems like a good argument.

Sharky: If anyone was tough enough to team with me we'd beat EIGHT shades out of some unlucky motherguppers!

But YOU DON'T!

"Lashley": Why can't Shark Boy and I team up? I'm a former World champ!

Convince me.

"Lashley": I'm a former World champ, and he's the toughest son of a crayfish there ever was.

Let me think. Uhhhh. No. No tag title shot for you. Anybody else?



GBH make their way down and into the ring. Big Rob Terry is smiling, but Doug looks irritated.

Terry: Brutus Magnus, World Heavyweight Champion... we want a title shot! We've been busting our asses for months in WCTNA. Sure we had a shot before at Bound for Glory when D'Angelo Dinero and Jay Lethal won the titles, but they don't even exist any more. And who got to the finals? Like I said. We did! That makes us, by my reckoning, the most worthy title challengers. We deserve a title rematch! Tell 'im Doug!

Williams: Yeah... yeah he's right. We deserve a shot.

Terry nudges Williams to say more.

Brutus, we would be honoured to do the United Kingdom proud and add to the title belts being held under Her Majesty.

And that's it? Do you remember two weeks ago? Two weeks ago I asked you two to do a job for me. I told you to take out Desmond Wolfe on iMPACT! Hell, I even gave you the numbers advantage to do it. It was two men versus one and still you couldn't get the job done. So you want a title shot? I say, bollocks to that. No.

Rob starts shouting at Doug for not putting enough effort into the pitch.

That means we're left with 4 teams from which to choose. Who will face Team 3D for number one contendership? Will it be Kiyoshi and Jerry Sags?

The crowd cheers.

How about... Christopher Daniels and Matt Morgan?

Lots of booing from the crowd.

JKO and... whoever his partner is?

The crowd boos again.

Or the Nation of Violence?

Mixed reaction from the crowd.

Well... you know what. I think the audience have given a clear indication of what they want. Unfortunately for the audience I couldn't give a damn.

So, facing Team 3D will be...
































JKO and his partner!

Magnus walks up to JKO and shakes hands with him.

You're a friend of Kevin Nash. If you say that your partner is worthy of a shot... I'm going to take your word for it. But JKO... you better not let me down!

So there it is, Team 3D vs. JKO + 1!

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Well Don, you have to wonder if what we saw earlier with Jeff Hardy being denied a WCTNA X Division title shot will affect this next match.
West: well Sabin has him a shot.
Tenay: Yeah, that was kinda my point.



Penzer: The following tag team contest is set for one fall. Introducing first at a combined weight of 415 pounds, Alex Shelley and Chris Sabin, the Murder City Machine Guns.



Penzer: And accompanied by "The Nature Boy" Ric Flair, the team of Jeff Hardy and "The Phenomenal" AJ Styles!

3 votes
10 minutes

[comahan]

AJ with a Pele Kick on Shelley

[The Tank]

Jeff Hardy with a severely botched dropkick! (What? This is TNA Jeff Hardy, the dude can't go 3 steps without f***ing something up!)

[MikeyMania]

Styles with a flying forearm.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

AJ takes Sabin to the oustside with a dropkick. In the ring Jeff catches Alex Shelley with the Twist of Fate. AJ then hits the Spiral Tap which Jeff then follows up with the Swanton Bomb. 1-2-3!

Penzer: Here are your winners, AJ Styles and Jeff Hardy!

Tenay: These two working well as a team.
West: Well Naitch approves but I dunno if they'll be enough to overcome the Greater Good.
Tenay: We can go backstage to Christy Hemme who is trying to get a word with the Beautiful People.

*Christy Hemme squeezes in between two of the three massive thrones that sit The Beautiful People in the back. The Beautiful People are chattng amongst themselves, completely unaware that Hemme is trying to interview them *

Christy: So, girls...

Madison: I know, Vel! That was so great. Almost as exhilarating as beating the Banshee and the Diva for the Tag Titles at Genesis!

Velvet: Exhilar-

Madison: Yea! Another new word I learned. I've been waiting to use it all day!

Velvet: Aw, im so proud! Angelina, isnt she cute! Our own online college graduate!

* Madison blushes *

Christy: Uh... girls...

Angelina: But that wasnt even the best thing, obviously! Like, when i envisioned the day I would hold this belt, I never imagined that it would be so hard to achieve! Alissa put up one HELL of a fight!

* The Beautiful People all laugh *

Angelina: I mean, I almost broke a sweat! Really, I almost did! Really.

Velvet: It's a good thing that The Beautiful People NEVER sweat.

Angelina: Ever.

Madison: Uhg, don't even say that word... so icky.

Velvet: Speaking of icky, how about the Banshee challenging you for your belt last week Ange? Who does that idiothole think she is? Like, Madison and I JUST got through smearing her disgusting face all over the arena at Genesis, and then she wants a Knockouts Title shot?! As if!

Angelina: I know, It's just lucky that I'm so dominant, and decisively beat her last week without any trouble at all. Could you imagine that... horror... with the Knockouts title? Uhg.

Christy: You didn't beat her...

Velvet: She needs to realize that beauty is EVERYTHING. And as long as she goes around looking like a corpse, she'll have nothing!

Christy: Actually, I'd go so far as to say that Daffney should be the Knockouts Champion.

* The Beautiful People finally all turn their heads toward Christy *

Angelina: WHAT did you just say?

Christy: The truth. Your friends here had to run in and get the match thrown out, or else Daffney would have that belt right now.

Angelina: Let me tell you something, honey. The ONLY place this belt belongs, is around my itty, bitty, teeny, tiny, perfect little waste. Not with loony, loopy Daffney.

Velvet: Look around Christy! We have all of the Knockouts belts for a reason.

Christy: Because you cheat?

Velvet: No, because anything we want, we get. Anything that all of the uggos in the world like you want... we have. I mean, lets be serious for a second. The reason the economy sucks SO MUCH right now, is because... we own everything! We really do.

Angelina: We really do.

Christy: Because you cheat...

Madison: Because we're beautiful!

Christy: Because you do "favors" for Brutus Magnus and have him hand you what you dont deserve.

* Angelina stands up from her throne and grabs Christy by the collar of her shirt *

Angelina: Say that again, sweetheart, I dare you!

* Brutus Magnus enters the picture *

I've just been over the hallway listening to this little interview segment. Christy, you seem so bitter. So bitter that Angelina Love, Madison Rayne and Velvet Sky have achieved something that you have never and will never achieve - they are champions, like me! You know what else I listened to? Your commentary two weeks ago on iMPACT! when you claimed that Nash and I defeated the then Tag Team champions was somewhat of a joke. You gave the impression it was a disgrace. Why's that Christy?

Two big men beating up on two little women. I think that says it all. Do you think that makes you a real man Brutus? I think it's absolutely pathetic.

Pathetic eh? Very interesting. Now, as an open minded employer, I'm not going to censor your opinions. No, no. I encourage that freedom of speech.

You aren't going to be able to talk me round Magnus. And even if you did, I'm not giving you any favours unlike these three.

Ahhhh, now all becomes clear. You're jealous because Tara and Daffney got to actually put their hands on me. You wish you could touch me don't you?

Christy looks disgusted and shakes her head.

And then you come out with these... totally unfounded..

Magnus winks at TBP.

...allegations that these three beautiful people... or should it beautiful angels...

Madison: It's true! We are pretty angelic!

have been "giving me favours". That's it isn't it Christy?

You couldn't be farther from the truth you scumbag. I'm engaged!

Well then it seems obvious to me that your fiancé isn't giving you the satisfaction you want. But.. you can stay in the closet Christy. You can profess you don't want me. But that's neither here nor there. You're not my type anyway.

But you know what? You seem very jealous of Magnus's angels...

Hey, that's a good one isn't it girls?

Velvet: Absolutely! And your angels are shining down from above! You know, as we look down on beaten and bloodied bodies and our championship belts gleam from the light!

* Angelina and Velvet high five one another *

You seem jealous not only because they are the three most beautiful women on the face of the earth, but because they have gold and you do not. This is the land of opportunity. That's what I keep hearing anyway. So tonight you're coming out of retirement. Tonight you will go one on one with...

ANGEL...ina Love.

Non-title... of course. I'm not just going to hand you a title match. You have to earn it.

Wow wow... Brutus I'm retired. I don't want to hurt my neck again. That's why I took a step back to be the interviewer.

We all know that the only reason you took a step back was because you weren't getting any chances. Enjoy your match Christy.

Angelina, Velvet, Madison... see you girls later.

Velvet: Kiss your health goodbye, firecrotch.

Angelina: Dont be afraid though honey, I won't hurt you TOO bad! I'll make sure to stop after youre crippled, you know, so you can enjoy my handiwork yourself for the rest of your life.

* Christy looks on frightened, almost crying. Velvet and Madison grab her and hold her in front of Angelina, who puts the belt in her face, and mockingly teases her *

Angelina: Aw, dont cry, sweetheart. There's no higher honor than having your livelihood ended by someone of my caliber. Against the Knockouts champion! I mean lets be honest, thats pretty much every knockouts dream. And why is that Vel?

Velvet: Because we're beautiful. We're spoiled. And we're perfect. We know it, and we love it!

* Christy sobs *

Angelina: What we are, and who we are, is what you will never have, and NEVER be.

Velvet: We are cleansing the world one ugly person at a time.

* They let go of Christy and she runs off *

Madison: And tonight, Ms sassy red gets what's coming to her. Poor, poor girl!

[The Tank]

Wait.........................I don't think Christy Hemme would be one to burst into tears at the prospect of a match.

Still, good stuff from everyone involved. (Except that douchenozzle Brutus Magnus.........god, whoever writes for him must be a total failure. )

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: Are you kidding me?
West: What? Christy shouldn't running her mouth if she can't back it up.
Tenay: That is plain ridiculous. Need I remind you Christy Hemme retired from inring competition because of a serious neck injury?
West: I don't hear her saying no.
Tenay: With Magnus in charge, what choice does she have?



Penzer: The following Knockout contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Los Angeles, California, Christy Hemme!

*Christy comes to the ring still looking deathly scared. She looks to Slick Johnson but he informs her that, much like herself, he has little choice but to go through with this.*



Penzer: And her opponent, accompanied by the Beautiful People, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, she is the WCTNA Women's Knockout Champion, Angelina Love!

*The Beautiful People go through there usual entrance but are interupted when Alissa Flash suddenly rolls into the ring. Madison is taken out with a clothesline that is made all the more devestating due to the cast on Alissa's arm. Velvet comes in and takes a clothesline as well. Angelina decides to beat a retreat rather than eat a shot from the cast and escapes up the ramp as Brutus Magnus comes out to the stage.*

Okay ladies, as the World Heavyweight Champion AND Management Director of WCTNA, and the Knocked Out PPV coming up in just 2 weeks, it's about time we announce some matches, don't you think?

And I have now booked 2 matches for that show. Two title matches! Madison, Velvet, I am incredibly sorry about this match. It's disrespectful to both of you that you have to do again what you did at Genesis. But unfortunately it's tied into the contract for the match - that was set up by Mick Faily I might add (not me!). Therefore, at Knocked Out, it will be the Beautiful People Madison Rayne and Angelina Love defending against... Daffney and Tara.

I know girls! I know... it's ridiculous. But what can a man do?

Angelina, you'll make your SECOND title defence. We of course all remember how you easily retained your title against Daffney. This woman is also looking her title rematch after being screwed out of the title.

Angelina looks pissed off that Magnus implied she cheated.

Wow wow wow Angelina. Calm down. Ladies and gentlemen, the number one contender is...



SARITA!

Sarita comes out to the stage and stands beside Magnus.

Sarita is an old friend of mine as you know. As a part of my little group, she was the Knockouts champ. But when she lost, she never got a one on one rematch. Now, Angelina I know you were the reason for that to some extent. But don't think I'm blaming you. No, I blame Alissa Flash for not having the guts to defend the title against Sarita one on one!

Sarita will get her one on one title match at Knocked Out!

Alissa Flash looks pissed off in the ring and she shakes her head in disgust as we go to commercial.

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Tenay: iMPACT continues with not just the debut of two of our newest signings but this rather unusual new team of Jerry Sags and Kiyoshi.
West: Well they didn't get a tag team title shot but maybe they can earn one down the road. We'll see.
Tenay: Well sometime strange bedfellows work. Who knows.



Penzer: The following contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, making their WCTNA debuts, Sean Morley and Mr Anderson!

Hellllo, iMPACTZONE!

You know who we are? We were big stars up North. You know the faces if not the names. So why are we here? We came to see what the fuss is about. This is the alternative? This is the new face of professional wrestling? Come on! Who do you give us? A Jap and a washed up fatty. This is ridiculous. We should be facing Hogan and Lethal for those titles right now!

This is just the first shot. The invasion starts here.

Our employer up North can buy and sell everyone in this building. Tonight is the first night of our domination of WCTNA.

As for who we were before? That doesn't matter. You can just call us Sean Morley.

And MIIIIISSSSSSTER Anderson!





Wait for it!






ANDERSON!



Penzer: And their opponents, accompanied by Brian Knobbs, the team of Kiyoshi and Jerry Sags!

3 votes
10 minutes

[Deleted]

Kiyoshi with a Corkscrew Springboard Elbow to Anderson while Saggs sits on Morley

[The Tank]

Kiyoshi takes a katana from under the ring and dices Morley and Anderson to pieces.

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}We're already planning two nWo rip-offs here, we don't need a third!!!

..........what do you mean I can't kill them? Fine.

Kiyoshi with a top rope Dragonrana.

[MikeyMania]

Kiyoshi with a 450 moonsault.

[comahan]

Kiyoshi with an all american knee drop

[Perpetual Nirvana]

Jan 23, 2010 17:04:37 GMT -5 The Tank said:

SPOILER: Click to show

{Spoiler}We're already planning two nWo rip-offs here, we don't need a third!!!

I figure if you're just gonna job them out, why not have fun with it? Besides, this is a show booked by Russo we're talking about. The man who leaves no good idea unrun into the ground.