My fantasy Summerslam booking.

[bradtherad]

Hey guys I know Summerslam is almost here but I am wondering what are your fantasy booking results, like not your fantasy card since the card is already established but the results you will want to see.


Rey Vs Dolph:

Dolph Ziggler comes out in Rey Mysterio's mask and gets on the microphone. He says that he snuck into Rey's dressing room this morning and STOLE his mask! Now Rey wont be able to come out because he is too ashamed to show his face and Ziggler will win the title by no show!

He demands the referee start the count! The referee starts the count and Rey's music hits! Rey runs down the ramp with a paper bag on his head. The two start fighting in the ring but Rey's paper bag gets ripped off mid match. Rey covers his face and Ziggler pins him for the title.

Ziggler then tells Mysterio that he will NEVER have his title OR his mask back again! Dolph Ziggler leaves with the title and with Rey's mask on his face.

Winner : Dolph Ziggler


Khali Vs Kane:

During the match, Ranjn Singh hits Khali with a steel chair when the referee is not looking and costs Khali the match. After the match Ranjin says that he is sick and tired of having a freak of a brother like Khali and that Khali is a disgrace to India!

Winner:Kane



Jack Swagger vs. Montel Vontavious Porter

The match ends in a no contest after a mysterious woman jumps into the ring from the audience and attacks both men. She then gets on the microphone and says that she is MVP's and Swagger's sister and that she is sick and tired of her brothers fighting over HER!

Winner:No Contest.



Christian(c) vs. William Regal

Right before the match starts, Tiffany walks down the ramp, smiles at Regal and declares that this will now be a submissions only match! Christian looks shocked and Regal easily beats him with the Regal stretch.

The commentary make fun of how Christian knows no submissions. After the match, Tiffany and Regal make out and Tiffany says that Regal is her king and Regal says she is his Queen! They leave hugging each other

Winner:William Regal



Unified Tag Team Championships
Chris Jericho(c) & Big Show(c) vs. JTG & Shad

During the match, Big Show turns on the Jericho and Shad turns on JTG. Shad and Big Show destroy Jericho and JTG and win the gold. They get on the microphone and call JTG and Jericho "a bunch of dumb midgets" and celebrate with the titles


Winners:Big Show & Shad


Tag Team Match
Triple H & Shawn Michaels vs. Ted Dibiase Jr. & Cody Rhodes

DX asks if Legacy is ready or not in the ring and start laughing as Legacy comes down the ring.
Then Ted Dibiase SR appears on the ramp.
The Million Dollar man announces that he has PURCHASED WWE's entire tag team division and that all of the tag teams are now his employees! DX laughs and lays down for Legacy and Legacy retain the titles. DX then says that the fans should "SUCK IT" while they go and enjoy the nice amount of cash that Million Dollar Man paid them to lay down!

Winners:Legacy




WWE Championship

Randy Orton(c) vs. John Cena

Starts like a regular Orton/Cena match. During the match Cena is beating Orton when Bob Orton runs down to the ring and goes to attack Cena. Cena ducks and Bob Orton hits Randy instead of Cena! Cena rolls up Randy Orton for the cover and the title. Bob Orton and John Cena leave together and Bob Orton says that "He wishes his son was John Cena and not that disgrace Randy Orton!".

Winner:John Cena w/Bob Orton


Jeff Hardy(c) vs. CM Punk
Before the match Jeff Hardy drops his title at ringside and says that he is leaving the company after tonight because he is sick and tired about everyone talking about his problems and addictions. CM Punk walks down to the ring and apologizes for talking about Jeff's problems and asks him to have JUST ONE FAIR MATCH. Jeff Hardy agrees.
During the match, Jeff and Punk are both climbing a ladder as the PPV Time is running short. All of a sudden the lights go out and the ladder gets hit by lightning knocking both men down. Jeff and Punk are both out cold and the match is ruled as a no-contest! The Undertaker appears on the big screen and declares that he has taken Jeff Hardy and CM Punk's pathetic souls! The title is vacated.


Winner : No Contest

What do you think and I want to see the results u guys want to see!

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I missed bradtherad

[bradtherad]

Aug 23, 2009 13:31:12 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

I missed bradtherad

Thanks I am back and better than ever !

[crossfadefan20]

kind of messed up booking. Are you Vince Russo ?

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Is it wrong that I would actually pay to see this?

[Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift]

Bradtherad.

ALWAYS.

QUALITY.

[YellowJacketY2J]

Aug 23, 2009 16:47:32 GMT -5 crossfadefan20 said:

kind of messed up booking. Are you Vince Russo ?

No. He's better than Russo.

[parder]

Is it a booking rule of yours that every match has to have a face/heel turn and/or a swerve? Oh how I've missed you!

I'd actually like to see how wooden Tiffany could be in the delivery of those lines. She could Regal's Stepford wife

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My favorite is how Shad and Big Show somehow both win there match

[Hawk Hart]

I laughed so incredibly hard at this thread.

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Aug 23, 2009 17:08:46 GMT -5 @tagteamspecialist said:

My favorite is how Shad and Big Show somehow both win there match

I liked Bob Orton turning on Randy, just because it set's up the return of the man, the myth, the legend...













































MR. CENA.

[mrjl]

Aug 23, 2009 16:47:32 GMT -5 crossfadefan20 said:

kind of messed up booking. Are you Vince Russo ?

my thoughts excactly. A pointless swerve to piss off the fans in every match.

[mrjl]

Aug 23, 2009 16:54:14 GMT -5 @wordlifeecw said:

Is it wrong that I would actually pay to see this?

yes, yes it is.

[The Peck™ Says…]

The Jack Swagger/MVP scenario is ALL KINDS of WIN....

I imagined two people for this role:

1.)



and

2.)

[YellowJacketY2J]

Aug 23, 2009 17:23:23 GMT -5 The Peck™ Says… said:

The Jack Swagger/MVP scenario is ALL KINDS of WIN....

2.)

I'm not gonna lie: I would laugh my f'n ass off!

[mrjl]

And just to show I can do more than make snide comments, here's my booking. I'm just putting the matches in the same order you did.

Intercontinental title match: Rey Mysterio vs Dolph Ziggler.

Dolph starts out by bringing Maria to the ring with him. He hides behind her several times, never directly pulling her into Rey's path but often shifting so she's in Rey's way.

At the end of the match Rey hits the 619 and Dolph is knocked back up to his feet towards the center of the ring. Rey goes for the West Coast Pop but Ziggler ducks. Rey lands on his feet behind Ziggler who hits his finish for the win and the title. He celebrates with the belt and Maria.

Winner and new Intercontinental Champion: Dolph Ziggler

The Great Khali vs Kane

Kane takes an quick advantage with a thrust to the throat. When he eventually goes to the top Runjin tries to stop him. Kane goes after him, Khali tries to stop him, Khali ends up stuck in the ropes. Runjin comes in with a chair, but Kane grabs it. The ref finally frees Khali just as Kane gets the chair. He hits Khali with it, but Runjin gives a low blow and the Khali hits the Punjabi Plunge

Winner:The Great Khali by DQ

Jack Swagger vs M.V.P.

Just before they start up Teddy Long comes out. He's heard about a fellow who really wanted to wrestle tonight. He then notes that MVP is a former US champ and Swagger calls himself the All American American. As the highest ranking WWE official there he is making this match a US title match with Kofi Kingston

US Title Match: Kofi Kingston vs MVP vs Jack Swagger.

Traditional 3 man match with one guy frequently rolling out of the ring.

Swagger turns that move where Kofi jumps on him in the corner into a power bomb, but Porter hits his running boot. Only gets two. Swagger and MVP go back and forth. Swagger reverses out of the Playmaker, kicks MVP in the gut and delivers the Gutwrench Power Bomb. But Kofi's back in the ring and hits the Trouble in Paradise kick for the win.

Winner and still champion: Kofi Kingston

ECW title match: Christian vs William Regal

First off I'd like to say that since his return from TNA Christian has occasionally used a CLoverleaf submission.

Regal comes out with Kozlov and Ezekial. Christian can't get an advantage because of the guys outside. FInally Dreamer runs down to try to help. He gets in a couple of good punches but is quickly overpowered. However while Regal is watching this Christian rolls him up for a three count. Post match he and Dreamer are brutally beaten down.

Winner and still champion: Christian

Unified tag team title match: Chris Jericho and the Big Show vs Cryme Tyme

JTG quickly throws Jericho from the ring. He tries to dive over the top rope. Big Show catches him, hold him and punches him. Shad runs over to help. Show rolls JTG back in the ring and as both big men return to their corners Jericho rolls in and covers JTG for the win.

Winner and still champions: Chris Jericho and the Big Show.

DX vs Legacy

Legacy puts up a good showing. When Shawn sets up a superkick early Ted grabs his leg from the floor and crotches him on the ring post.

In the end Hunter gets the hot tag. He's able to set up the Pedigree on Cody when Ted goes for the Million Dollar Dream on him. shawn recovers, hits the superkick on Ted, Trips gets the Pedigree and the pin.

Winners: DX

WWE title match: Randy Orton vs John Cena

Just a standard match between the two. When Cena is about to deliver the Attitude Adjuster COdy and Ted roll out from under the ring. They'd been hiding there, recovering, since the loss. They attack.

DX runs back out and helps fight them off again.

Winner: John Cena by DQ. Orton retains the title.

TLC match for the World Title: Jeff Hardy vs CM Punk.

A total brawl. At one point Jeff leans Punk against a table in the corner, sets up a chair in front of it and delivers Poetry in Motion into Punk sending them both through the table.

Jeff sets up a ladder under the belt, a table on one side then sets Punk on it. He starts to climb the ladder. Is he going for the title, a high risk move, or both. But Punk gets up and starts climbing, too. At the top he pulls Jeff onto his shoulders then throws him off sending him crashing through the table and claims the belt.

Post match he sets a chair up on top of the top turnbuckle, picks Jeff up and delivers a modified GTS, using the chair instead of his knee. He does this repeatedly till Matt runs out to save Jeff.

Winner and new Champion: CM Punk.