Post by bradtherad on Jul 21, 2009 9:44:40 GMT -5
Hey guys!
I was bored and decided to book an episode of RAW as it would go with my choice of guest host who I am surprised WWE has not invited yet...
I spend like 30 minutes writing this so any comments welcome
- Special Guest Host : Fred Durst.
Fred Durst announces that he is going to get into the ring tonight and show everyone that he is baddest MFER to ever step foot in this ring and that the rest of the WWE are nothing but wanna-be's.
Chris Jericho interrupts and calls Durst a gellatinous, parasitic tapeworm who wants attention because he knows he is talentless. Durst tells Jericho that he will step in the ring with him later tonight in a "ROLLIN" match!
Next up Fred Durst is shown hanging around backstage with HHH and Cena. All three men laugh about what a loser Jericho is and make fun of Jericho. Suddenly Randy Orton and Legacy walk in and tell Fred Durst that tonight they will take someone out. Maybe a guest host. Maybe HHH. Maybe Cena.
HHH gets mad and challenges Orton and Legacy to a match.
Fred Durst then pipes in and says that he will put them into a match. It will be a chocolate starfish on a pole match. Both teams will face off against each other and in order to win, you have to take down your opponent and climb the pole to grab the chocolate starfish off the pole and hand it to your team leader. The match is a handicap match however so HHH and Cena will have to face the odds!
Next up Fred Durst is shown sitting backstage when the divas come around him and start massaging and hugging him. Durst says that he will give the ladies what he wants...HIMSELF! Durst books himself into a BRA AND PANTIES match against all of the RAW divas.
Durst comes out dressed in his boxers and the divas come out in bra and panties and roll around with Durst until Brian Kendrick interrupts and says that this is "sick". Kebdrick says that this is exactly the type of deviant, disgusting behavior that ruins society and that he will stop it right now.
Kendrick runs down to the ring to take out Fred Durst but Kelly Kelly jumps out of the ring and attacks Kendrick before he can get to the ring! Kelly Kelly knocks out The Brian Kendrick with a kick to the balls and makes out with Fred Durst back in the ring.
Next Durst is taking a break backstage as he waits for his match with Jericho. Mark Henry comes up and tells him he is a huge fan of Limp Bizkit. Durst smiles and tells Henry that he has a special prize for him...and it's next!
Next match is Mark Henry Vs Carlito for #1 contendership for the US title! Henry wins in like 4 seconds and smiles and says that he will give Kofi Kingston a good match. Suddenly Mark Henry is attacked by Legacy but he takes them all out! Orton looks angry on the ramp and turns around only to walk into Triple H. HHH drags Orton by the head to the ring and throws him inside where Henry powerslams him.
Chris Jericho Vs Guest Host Fred Durst in a Rollin Match :
The match is made in this way. Both wrestlers climb on top of motorcycles and have to wrestle each other from their bike. First to knock the other off their bike wins the match. The two ride around in the middle of the arena and eventually Durst knocks Jericho off his bike with an uppercut. Durst then starts rapping and singing while jumping around Jericho who is knocked out.
Santino's Pasta Challenge : Santino challenges anyone to eat more pasta than him. The Big Show comes out and says that he "LOVES pasta!". They start eating Pasta and Big Show is winning. Santino gets angry and throws up Pasta from his mouth onto the Big Show. The Big Show ignores it and finishes eating all the pasta anyway and then chokeslams Santino into the empty pasta bowls.
After this match Cena/HHH team up against Legacy in a chocolate starfish on a pole match. They joke around with Orton and Legacy, beating them around the ring and then get the starfish off the pole after all three of their opponents are out cold.
Main Event : Hornswoggle Vs Chavo Guerrerro : Evening Gown Match.
- Hornswoggle wins and rips Chavo's gown off and Chavo run backstage in woman's underwear.
Cole laughs non stop on the headset while the match is going on and King cant stop giggling when he sees that Chavo is wearing woman's underwear!
What do you guys think?
