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Post by thuschongswing on Oct 7, 2009 19:58:56 GMT -5
Simple question. What if, after Bragging Rights, the WWE got the idea to put the WWE title on...Hornswoggle? This would obviously mean that he would have to beat Orton for the title (which is who I see walking out of Bragging Rights champ), which could permanently damage Randy's career. Thankfully, I don't see Horny getting out of his current position (a special attraction for the kiddies) and the chances of it happening are 1 in 1 million, but...you know that Vince could get one of his crazy ideas any moment now. So how would you react if Hornswoggle won the WWE title, the same prestigious belt held by Hulk Hogan, Stone Cold, and Bruno Sammartino? I look forward to some of the responses in this thread  |
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Post by Mr Captain Falcon on Oct 7, 2009 20:00:08 GMT -5
What on earth have you been smoking that you had that vision?
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Oct 7, 2009 20:00:44 GMT -5
I'd be alright with it. Atleast it'd be someone new for a change on top of RAW.
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Post by BorneAgain on Oct 7, 2009 20:01:44 GMT -5
Only if he's a heel character with this catchphrase:
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Post by thuschongswing on Oct 7, 2009 20:01:53 GMT -5
What on earth have you been smoking that you had that vision? ;D |
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Post by Dub H on Oct 7, 2009 20:05:11 GMT -5
What on earth have you been smoking that you had that vision? ;D Whatever it is,i want some |
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 7, 2009 20:05:30 GMT -5
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Post by Bubble Lead on Oct 7, 2009 20:07:55 GMT -5
Whatever it is,i want some Heartily thirded. Its been a long week. |
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Post by arrogantmodel on Oct 7, 2009 20:21:46 GMT -5
Hulk, Austin, and Bruno did not carry that blinged out abomination, first of all.
Second, if this was 1999, I would be surprised that it hadn't happened yet.
Third, as much as I hate the character of a leprechaun with a beard who acts like a retarded 1st grader, I would like to see somebody new with the belt.
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Post by SickFlipPiledriver on Oct 7, 2009 20:27:15 GMT -5
I'd mark.
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Post by hbk4ever09 on Oct 7, 2009 20:35:43 GMT -5
I would rather see Horny/Orton than Orton/Cena.
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Post by Lancers on Oct 7, 2009 20:38:27 GMT -5
I would rather see Horny/Orton than Orton/Cena. I think I'll pass on Horny Orton. He'd probably gouge out an eye or make a german suplex verrrrrry awkward for the both of them. |
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Post by HBKite on Oct 7, 2009 20:44:39 GMT -5
I would mark for 2-3 minutes, then I'd come to my senses and stop watching wrestling for a year.
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Post by Bubble Lead on Oct 7, 2009 20:53:47 GMT -5
I would rather see Horny/Orton than Orton/Cena. I think I'll pass on Horny Orton. He'd probably gouge out an eye or make a german suplex verrrrrry awkward for the both of them. I kinda thought that was his new gimmick, judging on this Cena feud. At any moment during their matches it looks like he has a strong desire to embrace him in a passionate lip lock. |
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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Oct 7, 2009 21:08:00 GMT -5
His promos would consist of him doing his jittery little laugh and saying:
"Hehh hehh, hehh hehh... My Gold, hehh hehh"
... and Legacy would still do the job. Horny would put baby oil in the super soaker though.
Plus Braun and Cheatum = Legacy 2.0. Add Flargon and Dingle from Aqua Teen and they would rule Raw with an tiny iron fist (like that's hard to do). Forget winning the title, fire up the rainbow machine and just take the damn belt.
And picturing Horny drunk with power ala GM Regal is too funny to me:
"hehh hehh, hehh hehh, turn off lights, hehh hehh"
I'm having too much fun with this, I need help.
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Post by thuschongswing on Oct 7, 2009 21:28:30 GMT -5
Add Flargon and Dingle from Aqua Teen and they would rule Raw with an tiny iron fist (like that's hard to do). Forget winning the title, fire up the rainbow machine and just take the damn belt. Dingle: NO FEET! Flargon: Shut up, Dingle! We already have the WWE title! Merle: No, we don't! Hornswoggle said we could only touch his belt for ten seconds once a day, as long as we lured some ass in with our rainbow machine, and take their shoes. And yet all we got from this stupid piece of crap is a pack of chewing gum, an old radio, a jumbo paper clip, a cardboard box, and the ECW title! Some great plan, huh Flargon. *Zack Ryder appears, and takes the radio* Zack: I'll take that! OHHHHHHHH RAAAAAAAAAADIOOOOOO, TELL ME EVERYTHING YOU KNOW! |
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Post by chunkylover53 on Oct 7, 2009 21:53:35 GMT -5
Actually, I didn't find that so bad. Also, with the current state of the WWE, I would'nt be suprised if that happened. I can totally see him become Intercontinental/United States Champion. Makes me glad I stopped watching long time ago. |
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Post by Tyfo on Oct 7, 2009 22:45:57 GMT -5
Remember when David Arquette won the WCW title?
Multiply that abomination by about 10,000 and you have my opinion of a Hornswoggle WWE title win/run.
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Post by Dub H on Oct 7, 2009 22:48:42 GMT -5
Remember when David Arquette won the WCW title? Multiply that abomination by about 10,000 and you have my opinion of a Hornswoggle WWE title win/run. Well if David Arquette winning was a NEGATIVE thing And negative x negative on a pair number of time ,is positive You would love Hornswoggle winning the title! |
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Post by Fade on Oct 7, 2009 22:50:23 GMT -5
The only thing i'm getting out of this thread is that at some point in the Not-Too-Distant-Future, Randy Orton needs to punt Horny.
Like. I'd imagine it to be like a Field-Goal kick into the audience.
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