Most wooden diva of TODAY'S MODERN WWE

[Tapout]

With the recent generation of WWE Divas(r) have come a new generation of women staring blankly and giving wooden, unnatural-looking performances.

Who on the women's roster gives the most awkwardly unnatural performance?

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My Best Freind Plank

[Dr. T is an alien]

Who is the new announcer on ECW? She is positively dreadful.

[Krimzon]

Wooden? Unnatural-looking performances? Michelle McCool is your girl.

[Pervy Stone Cold]

Seeing Bob Barker talking to Kelly Kelly, she appeared to not really pay attention to anything in the conversation.

[lionheart21]

Kelly Kelly

[Tombi]

Michelle McCool is pretty bad, but they've at least given her a role around it so it makes sense. Now Kelly Kelly; that's some wood right there. I may be a little bias since I just came off playing SVR10 after receiving a voice-over'd message where her performance did everything short of her asking "Paper...with words? You want me to read it? Whaaa?"

Also Maria for not so much wooden, but straight up corpsing and general all over the place "acting".

[Krimzon]

Oct 28, 2009 17:06:22 GMT -5 Tombi said:

Also Maria for not so much wooden, but straight up corpsing and general all over the place "acting".

Corpsing? CORPSING!?

*Beat It cues up*

[Pgarodactyl]

McCool. I made the statement on Smackdown that she was a witch. That is why.

[Evilution E5150]

Oct 28, 2009 17:09:19 GMT -5 Krimzon said:

Oct 28, 2009 17:06:22 GMT -5 Tombi said:

Also Maria for not so much wooden, but straight up corpsing and general all over the place "acting".

Corpsing? CORPSING!?

*Beat It cues up*

Send for the man!

[Jake, The Jake, Jake]

Michelle McSnore

[VengeanceGOD]

Mcool.

[Deleted]

What is with that Send For The Man thing?

[The Captain]

I'll also vote for McCool.

[Real Folk Bruce]

Mccool. I remember her segments with Jamie Noble were horrendous


"I do not like you Jamie Noble."



ARRGH!! FOR THE LOVE OF BEYER, VINCE, LET THE WRESTLERS WRITE THEIR OWN DIALOGUE!!!

[Young Game]

Oct 28, 2009 17:53:10 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

What is with that Send For The Man thing?

Have you never seen a Botchamania?


EDIT: McRibs gets my vote.

[David Otunga: Eternian at Law]

Oct 28, 2009 16:47:22 GMT -5 Dr. T is an alien said:

Who is the new announcer on ECW? She is positively dreadful.

This.

[Tombi]

Oct 28, 2009 18:09:32 GMT -5 Real Folk Bruce said:

Mccool. I remember her segments with Jamie Noble were horrendous


FOR THE LOVE OF BEYER, VINCE LET THE WRESTLERS WRITE THEIR OWN DIALOGUE!!!

Have you read her twitter? It's merciful that's the only thing she's writing.

Oct 28, 2009 18:10:46 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Oct 28, 2009 17:53:10 GMT -5 Lizuka #BLM said:

What is with that Send For The Man thing?

Have you never seen a Botchamania?

To be fair I've seen several, but only one instance of "SEND FOR THE MAN!" - that being the one in the gif above. It's basically a WCW segment with two girls corpsing and some guy just happening to be there to perform some kind of backstage attack that shuts 'em up. All with 16-bit Beat It in the background. I wouldn't mind knowing the specifics myself, though.

And McCool's managed a nice lead, and I can't say I disagree; but I can at least appreciate her being monotone enough to not suddenly get the giggles in the middle of a serious promo (ala Maria, Tiffany and others).

[thuschongswing]

...okay, can somebody seriously tell me what the f*** 'corpsing' means?

Is cracking up unintentionally during a sketch?

[Young Game]

Oct 28, 2009 18:15:53 GMT -5 Tombi said:

Oct 28, 2009 18:10:46 GMT -5 Young Game said:

Have you never seen a Botchamania?

To be fair I've seen several, but only one instance of "SEND FOR THE MAN!" - that being the one in the gif above. It's basically a WCW segment with two girls corpsing and Randy Savage just happening to be there to perform some kind of backstage attack that shuts 'em up. All with 16-bit Beat It in the background. I wouldn't mind knowing the specifics myself, though.

Aaaaand....fixed!