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Post by MyndSkape: A Poor Man's Virgil on Oct 28, 2009 18:28:46 GMT -5
Michelle McCool =
Even cuts a better promo than her!Should they rehire Kevin Thorn as Mordecai to defeat her?
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Post by Tombi on Oct 28, 2009 18:36:32 GMT -5
To be fair I've seen several, but only one instance of "SEND FOR THE MAN!" - that being the one in the gif above. It's basically a WCW segment with two girls corpsing and Randy Savage just happening to be there to perform some kind of backstage attack that shuts 'em up. All with 16-bit Beat It in the background. I wouldn't mind knowing the specifics myself, though. Aaaaand....fixed! Ah...damn it. It's pretty hard to make him out what with the ponytail and Y2J-esque jacket. The two women are just as hard to figure out too, but yeah - the "man" part makes a lot more sense now.  ...okay, can somebody seriously tell me what the f*** 'corpsing' means? Is cracking up unintentionally during a sketch? Precisely. If I had to guess I'd think the terminology refers to supposedly dead people who suddenly spring to life via something like a cough or, in most cases; a laugh. Of course the phrase "dead behind the eyes" comes to mind for Michelle and to a latter extent for Tiffany and Kelly, but in this case it's just trying to take part in a serious promo and messing it up via laughter. WWE should rehire the Macho Man what with it happening more often, just have him flip tables every week - I'd watch. |
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Post by Ryushinku on Oct 28, 2009 18:52:09 GMT -5
'SEND FOR THE MAN!' was from a Nitro in 1999...pretty sure it was during the weeks leading up to the Great American Bash '99.
The two girls were Gorgeous George (Savage's real-life stripper girlfriend at the time) and Torrie Wilson, who gets the giggles at Savage's rampage and gets slapped...and still keeps giggling actually.
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Post by boomhauer20055 on Oct 28, 2009 21:58:53 GMT -5
Michelle Mccool
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 28, 2009 22:04:09 GMT -5
A 3 way tie between Mickie James, Maryse and Tiffany.
...oh, you didn't mean "Diva who gives you the most wood"? Oops.
McCool, hands down.
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Post by Andrew is Good on Oct 28, 2009 22:08:24 GMT -5
Probably Kelly Kelly. The Bella Twins aren't really wooden, they're more like cardboard props, that can be moved from place to place when you need random chicks.
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Post by Bubble Lead on Oct 28, 2009 22:31:30 GMT -5
McCool.
She is good in the ring, but her acting is awful. She has NO CHARISMA whatsoever.
Robotic is an understatement when it comes to her.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 28, 2009 23:56:51 GMT -5
Maria is the most wooden cause she gives me the most woodies! |
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Post by The Charismatic Enabeler on Oct 29, 2009 0:42:06 GMT -5
I was torn between McCool And Kelly but in the end the creepy, lifeless doll eyes on Kelly won out.
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Post by "Dashing" Dr.VonPhoenix on Oct 29, 2009 2:11:20 GMT -5
Tiffany by far. Hot as Allie Sin and twice as boring.
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Post by Ringmaster on Oct 29, 2009 2:16:15 GMT -5
Wooden? Unnatural-looking performances? Michelle McCool is your girl. |
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Post by Cranjis McBasketball on Oct 29, 2009 2:37:02 GMT -5
Other.
All.
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Post by i.Sarita.com on Oct 29, 2009 2:37:29 GMT -5
I hate the Bella Twins. The sole reason they are even in the WWE is because they are twins, and that bugs me. Not to mention that they never do anything, and spend most of the time just starring mindlessly into the camera with stupid looks on their faces.
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Post by A Dubya (El Hombre Muerto) on Oct 29, 2009 11:11:40 GMT -5
Wooden? Unnatural-looking performances? Michelle McCool is your girl. Yeah, her delivery and tone of voice just wreaks of "I'm in front of a camera now." "Oh.....soyouthink you're better than me Maria? I think you're afraid of me." Blegh!  |
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Post by sunnytaker on Oct 29, 2009 11:50:12 GMT -5
I was torn between McCool And Kelly but in the end the creepy, lifeless doll eyes on Kelly won out. pretty much sums it up for me. Bellas don't really do much other than stand around for them to qualify to me. Tiffany's seems to have gotten more natural at it than when she first started. the new ECW ring announce needs to stop going to the jeff hardy school of wrong syllable stressing. |
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Post by Massive G on Oct 29, 2009 11:58:36 GMT -5
Wooden? Unnatural-looking performances? Michelle McCool is your girl. "Beth Phoenix and Natalya are much more talented than you, Mickie." IN YOUR FACE |
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Post by Pervy Stone Cold on Oct 29, 2009 13:07:27 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly has more votes now than the the second and third leading choices combined.
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Post by Tapout on Oct 29, 2009 13:19:22 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly has more votes now than the the second and third leading choices combined. Honestly, I thought the two frontrunners would be Tiffany and Kelly, with dead-eyed Kelly winning in a gigantic landslide. That's why I didn't bother including McRibs. I know I really should've included her in the poll in the first place, but at least she isn't carved out of wood. Tiffany and Kelly are carved out of wood. |
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Post by ultimatekennedy on Oct 29, 2009 15:38:33 GMT -5
Rebecca DiPietro. BECAUSE, she was so wooden her woodenness transcends the modern roster from here on out. Anyone can accomplish this, just get the blood transfusion from either her or Linda McMahon
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Post by Deleted on Oct 29, 2009 17:16:30 GMT -5
Kelly Kelly. I mean...is there ANYTHING good about her?
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