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Post by bradtherad on Oct 3, 2009 13:21:44 GMT -5
Punk/Taker.
In the middle of the match, Punk keeps trying to escape but Taker keeps pulling him in and beating him up. Suddenly Bryan Danielson and Nigel McGuiness run down to the ring and open the cell door from the outside and pull Punk out causing Punk to win.
Taker is furious and Nigel, Bryan and Punk rush into the cell and starts beating the crap out of Taker. They spraypaint "ROH" all over his body and he is out cold. Suddenly Teddy Long's music hits and Teddy Long comes out.
Long : "Playas...this match is going to be RESTARTED!"
Taker smiles but then Vince McMahon comes out.
Vince : "Come on Teddy, stop pulling for your fellow senior citizens! It's time for a NEW GENERATION! The fans want something fresh! The fans want some guys they can get behind! The fans want a generation of HONOR and integrity! They don't want a pathetic OLD MAN playing ridiculous tricks, they want WRESTLING. This match result is FINAL!"
Long looks upset. Taker is out cold as Punk/Nigel and Bryan hold up the world title and Punk gets on the microphone and says that "The new generation of wrestling is HERE".
DX/Legacy.
DX is beating the crap out of Legacy in the cell. At one point Triple H throws Cody Rhodes THROUGH the door and out of the cell causing Legacy to "win". However the referee is not calling for the bell! DX looks confused but the referee folds his hands and shakes his head. All of a sudden Ted Dibiase throws HHH through the open door and the referee now calls for the bell. The fans boo and Dibiase gets the mic.
Dibiase : "If there is one thing I learned from my pops...is that EVERYONE HAS A PRICE!" Dibiase then pays off the referee with cash in the middle of the ring and HHH/HBK looks furious on the outside!
What do you guys think?!!
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 3, 2009 13:23:26 GMT -5
That's not even how you win cell matches.
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Post by hbk4ever09 on Oct 3, 2009 13:24:08 GMT -5
You win HIAC if you get out the door now? (First HIAC since i've started watching again which is a while).
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Post by rapidfire187 on Oct 3, 2009 13:29:12 GMT -5
You win HIAC if you get out the door now? (First HIAC since i've started watching again which is a while). Pinfall or Submission. They haven't changed anything. Besides that, I'd mark for the Punk/Taker ending, but it's waaaaaaay to smarky for WWE. Why would they put over ROH anyway? Why would VINCE endorse ROH. Of all people, Vince is the least likely to come out and talk about how the fans want to see wrestling.
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Post by Deleted on Oct 3, 2009 13:34:17 GMT -5
I'd just as soon have that Festus run-in, really.
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Post by Lancers on Oct 3, 2009 13:39:55 GMT -5
Two things.....
Number one, ease up on the tangerine font.
Number two, The New Generation? Really? You want to name Punk's new stable the same name Vince McMahon coined his ratings-anemic promotion shortly after Hogan's orange leatherskinned ass went to WCW to start a stable of wrestlers who spraypainted a three-letter acronym on unconscious wrestlers to establish themselves as the future of the company? Which according to your plans, will ALSO be done in the same match.
I like this guy.
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Post by MAGGLE on Oct 3, 2009 13:40:06 GMT -5
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Post by azz0r on Oct 3, 2009 13:43:55 GMT -5
I like the first idea but an ROH faction won't happen unless Vince buys into ROH like he did with ECW.
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Post by bradtherad on Oct 3, 2009 13:58:45 GMT -5
Two things..... Number one, ease up on the tangerine font. Number two, The New Generation? Really? You want to name Punk's new stable the same name Vince McMahon coined his ratings-anemic promotion shortly after Hogan's orange leatherskinned ass went to WCW to start a stable of wrestlers who spraypainted a three-letter acronym on unconscious wrestlers to establish themselves as the future of the company? Which according to your plans, will ALSO be done in the same match. I like this guy. The orange font is easier 2 read.
Amd I thought hell in cell can be won by escaping the cage, but I guess not, that means Punk will have to beat Taker clean because there is no way that Punk is losing the gold any time soon.
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Post by Sumbody Gon' Get Dey Kneelift on Oct 3, 2009 14:29:51 GMT -5
I LOVE BRADTHERAD
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Post by comahan on Oct 3, 2009 14:39:25 GMT -5
Two things..... Number one, ease up on the tangerine font. Number two, The New Generation? Really? You want to name Punk's new stable the same name Vince McMahon coined his ratings-anemic promotion shortly after Hogan's orange leatherskinned ass went to WCW to start a stable of wrestlers who spraypainted a three-letter acronym on unconscious wrestlers to establish themselves as the future of the company? Which according to your plans, will ALSO be done in the same match. I like this guy. The orange font is easier 2 read.
Amd I thought hell in cell can be won by escaping the cage, but I guess not, that means Punk will have to beat Taker clean because there is no way that Punk is losing the gold any time soon.With the way the titles have changed hands recently, I wouldnt be shocked if he lost it and then won it back five times over the next 3 months or so
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Post by Jimichiro Likes Erick Rowan on Oct 4, 2009 6:22:10 GMT -5
While no one can fill the void of doytch, this guy comes close. There isn't anybody else on this forum that I look more forward to, to reading their threads.
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Post by rnrk supports BLM on Oct 4, 2009 6:39:21 GMT -5
I want Undertaker/Punk to end with 'Taker making good his promise and beating Punk up so hard Punk starts drinking booze and shooting up in the ring in order to handle the excruciating pain he's in.
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Post by rrg251 on Oct 4, 2009 7:02:01 GMT -5
I like the first idea but an ROH faction won't happen unless Vince buys into ROH like he did with ECW. I can see where you're coming from, but Vince must have hired Danielson and McGuiness to placate fans who love ROH. He may as well play to them even further. I'm also predicting that Punk wins with help from Danielson and McGuiness (because I think he's going to keep the title and I can't see him going over Undertaker cleanly) and I do think they will form a stable, but they won't mention ROH on air. Maybe they'll call it something close like Tribe of Honor.
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Post by mcmahonfan85 on Oct 4, 2009 7:31:55 GMT -5
I like the first idea but an ROH faction won't happen unless Vince buys into ROH like he did with ECW. I can see where you're coming from, but Vince must have hired Danielson and McGuiness to placate fans who love ROH. He may as well play to them even further. that, or he (or the people responsible for scouting and signing talent) thought they are great wrestlers and would be good additions to the WWE
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Post by Munkie91087 on Oct 4, 2009 13:13:37 GMT -5
Bradtherad, what you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever read. At no point in your rambling, incoherent post were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this thread is now dumber for having read it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
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Post by Tiger Millionaire on Oct 4, 2009 13:30:13 GMT -5
I don't think ending a PPV with Jim Ross having to explain to 95% of the audience what the hell ROH is is the best way to do things. Also, having Vince run down the heart and sole of your company as an old magician who doesn't wrestle also isn't the best way to do things.
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Post by primetime110 on Oct 4, 2009 15:35:05 GMT -5
I can see punk spray painting roh on taker and most of the crowd is silent because they have no clue what roh is and the other 2 guys with him. We don't need a NWO lite. Very lite I may add.
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Post by Hawk Hart on Oct 4, 2009 16:29:28 GMT -5
Long live Brad the Rad. His threads make very little sense but they make me feel all sorts of happy.
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Post by Yami Daimao on Oct 4, 2009 17:35:23 GMT -5
Why RoH? Second City Saints could work (I'm aware of the lack of Cabana and Steel).
But Vince coming out and saying THAT...yeah, it's not happening. lmao
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