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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2009 15:19:24 GMT -5
Angle with a ''You should have been dropped'' plex to Nash
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Post by Above Average on Jun 27, 2009 15:19:53 GMT -5
Shelley leg lariats Nash. Huh? I wrote Nash instead of Steiner, woops. Damn MEM!
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Post by Above Average on Jun 27, 2009 15:21:11 GMT -5
Change my vote then. Angle Olympic Slams Nash.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 27, 2009 15:21:32 GMT -5
Shelley with a superkick to Angle
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 27, 2009 15:22:32 GMT -5
Angle gets the pin on Nash while Scott holds Shelley in the Recliner.
Mike: I believe it's main event time here in the Impact zone. Stevie: Actually, Mike, there's something I need to get off my chest.
*Stevie enters the ring with a microphone*
The past few weeks, we've all seen Daffney go out of her way to make Taylor Wilde's life a living hell, going as far to attack her best friend Lauren and leave her with multiple injuries which she is currently recovering from. I'm about to play a video tape I found in my office but I warn you, this footage is rather disturbing. Play it.
Daffney leans over another person who is trussed up in a straitjacket and is wearing a clown mask
You know the funny thing about masks? When you wear them, it doesn't matter what you look like on the outside, you're always the same person underneath. Some people fail to realise that. They think they can play dress up and pretend. And sometimes it works for a little while. But sooner or later it comes back around. You can lie to your friends, your family, everyone you know. But you can't lie to yourself.
Daffney rips the mask off to reveal Lauren with duct tape over her mouth
You know Taylor, I don't know why you chose Lauren as a friend she really is no fun.
Daffney peels back the tape from Lauren's mouth
Let me go, you crazy bi-
Daffney replaces the tape and smacks Lauren across the face
See? How about this then. See, there were these two guys in a lunatic asylum... and one night, one night they decide they don't like living in an asylum any more. They decide they're going to escape! So, like, they get up onto the roof, and there, just across this narrow gap, they see the rooftops of the town, stretching away in the moon light... stretching away to freedom. Now, the first guy, he jumps right across with no problem. But his friend, his friend didn't dare make the leap. Y'see... Y'see, he's afraid of falling. So then, the first guy has an idea... He says "Hey! I have my flashlight with me! I'll shine it across the gap between the buildings. You can walk along the beam and join me!" But the second guy just shakes his head. He says... He says "What do you think I am? Crazy? You'd turn it off when I was half way across!"
HEHEHEHAHAHA!
No? Okay you tell one.
Daffney rips the tape from Lauren's mouth
P-please, let me go.
Not yet.
Wh-what do you w-want?
Simple. Do your job.
Wh-what?
You are a backstage interviewer. Interview.
Uh, wh-what d-do you want with Taylor.
No, no! We covered that topic. Alright, let me ask you a question. What did you want to be when you grew up?
H-huh?
Did you really want to grow up asking dumb questions for the rest of your life? Me, I wanted to be an actress. I was so convinced I had talent. But my talents didn't lie in that direction. I was never very good at hiding who I truely was.
Wh-What the hell is w-wrong with you?
Have you ever heard the expression that in an insane world, a sane person must appear insane? I did used to think that I was crazy. That maybe there was something wrong with me. I was so ready to believe that. But out of everyone in this crazy world, I'm the most normal. Because everyone else acts against type, to be something they're not. But me? I. Simply. AM.
Wh-why are you d-doing this?
To prove a point.
On that note Daffney produces a pair of scissors. Lauren shuts her eyes.
Look at me. LOOK AT ME!
Lauren jumps and opens her eyes. Daffney runs the blunt edge of the scissors down Lauren's cheek.
Taylor, by the time you find Lauren...
Lauren starts whimpering
SHUT UP! I'm talking. Where was I? Oh yes, by the time you find her, I'm betting you'll really want to hurt me. And when you see this you'll be really...upset. They always say don't get mad, get even. I don't see why you can't do both. What I want is simple. And the real irony, is that's probably what you want too. A match. That's all. Me and you at Victory Road. And then when I've taken off your mask, when I've shown you your true self, you'll find you're a monster. Like me!
Daffney uses the scissors to cut massive chunks of Lauren's hair
Just. Like. Me.
S-she isn't...
Sorry, what?
T-taylor isn't like you. S-she's a good person.
Daffney grabs Lauren round the throat
NO! That's the face she puts on. To show her true face, all she needs is a little push.
Daffney shoves Lauren out of the chair and out of shot.
This interview is over.
Daffney follows Lauren out of shot and a second later Lauren starts screaming.
I have managed to talk Lauren out of pressing charges after parting with a few extra notes. She is now on paid leave and SoCal Val will be handling all interviewing duties until further notice. My reason behind not wanting Daffney to be charged is that she would be declared insane and end up in a mental asylum somewhere. When I became WCTNA management director, I put my therapist duties on hold. At the time I was treating Daffney and I maintain she is just unwell and convinced I will be able to cure her. As a result, I had planned to leave Daffney out of action for a while but with Taylor's begging all week long and Daffney requesting the match as well, there is really nothing I can do at the moment. With slight regret, I am annoucing that Taylor Wilde will take on Daffney at Victory Road and I pray that they will be able to deal with their issues and we can all move on when it is over. Thank you for your time. I hope you enjoy the main event.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2009 15:24:26 GMT -5
*slow clap*
That was...awesome.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 27, 2009 15:25:45 GMT -5
Mike: I think you made the right call there Stevie. Stevie: Let's just take it to JB for the main event.
JB: It is now time for your Impact main event. First, from Dallas, Texas, weighing 270 pounds, the WCTNA Legends Champion, Lance Hoyt!
JB: His opponent, also weighing 270 pounds, from Detroit, Michigan, The War Machine, Rhino
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2009 15:26:24 GMT -5
Rhino with a GOOOOOOORE......
Nah, too early. Rhino with a Belly-to-Belly Suplex.
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Post by Above Average on Jun 27, 2009 15:27:25 GMT -5
Rhino hits a lariat. Sorry TTS, but it makes sense.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2009 15:27:43 GMT -5
Hoyt with PENETRATION,PENETRATION OUT OF NOWHERE!
(Penetration is a Pele,Get your mind out of the gutter)
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2009 15:28:40 GMT -5
Hoyt with PENETRATION,PENETRATION OUT OF NOWHERE! (Penetration is a Pele,Get your mind out of the gutter) Yea, the day Lance Hoyt does a Pele is the day Christopher Daniels is Curry Man.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2009 15:30:00 GMT -5
Hoyt with PENETRATION,PENETRATION OUT OF NOWHERE! (Penetration is a Pele,Get your mind out of the gutter) Yea, the day Lance Hoyt does a Pele is the day Christopher Daniels is Curry Man. Or AJ wins a title ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png)
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 27, 2009 15:30:06 GMT -5
Rhino with a spinebuster
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 27, 2009 15:31:30 GMT -5
And Rhino hits a gore to wrap up Impact in 31 minutes.
Stevie: We'll see you at Victory Road. Mike: But if you can't wait until then, check out Xplosion, Monday 6PM est, good night everybody.
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2009 15:31:55 GMT -5
Yea, the day Lance Hoyt does a Pele is the day Christopher Daniels is Curry Man. Or AJ wins a title ![;)](//storage.proboards.com/forum/images/smiley/wink.png) Now, see, that's just not funny. That's insulting. And hell, anyone with half a brain knows that I just "insulted" you ironically. Because anyone with half a brain knows that Christopher Daniels in fact IS Curry Ma... *is shot by a TNA sniper*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 27, 2009 15:33:53 GMT -5
Yep, just over half an hour. So close.
Xplosion requests?
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Post by The Tank on Jun 27, 2009 15:34:27 GMT -5
Yep, just over half an hour. So close. Xplosion requests? I'll have some requests later after the trade window.
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Post by Deleted on Jun 27, 2009 15:35:19 GMT -5
He got that done faster than Slammiversary
Mikey and Legion need to race at some point
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jun 27, 2009 15:37:00 GMT -5
Well just so you know, Tank, James Storm v Cody Deaner is pencilled in. Which makes sense given events.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jun 27, 2009 15:37:18 GMT -5
Can Jay Lethal face Creed? Everything will be explained in a promo.
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