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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:10:14 GMT -5
Don: I wonder if I can get Jackie to show me what's on that laptop. Mike: Well, James Storm is in action next.
JB: Impact continues with this next match. First, being accompanied by Jethro Holliday, from Muscle Shoals, Alabama, weighing 213 pounds, Cody Deaner!
JB: His opponent, from Leipers Fork, Tennessee, weighing 230 pounds, being accompanied by Jacqueline, he is James Storm!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:11:51 GMT -5
Deaner with a Neckbreaker on Storm
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2009 15:17:06 GMT -5
Storm hits Deaner with a beer bottle then hits the Last Call superkick on him. Twice.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:17:36 GMT -5
1-1 with 8 minutes to go.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:21:07 GMT -5
Alright, no one else is here so Deaner and Storm brawl to the outside making the match a double countout.
Mike: They'll face each other again next week when Beer Money faces Southern Justice to determined who gets a title shot against Team 3D. Don: Dr. Stevie may have been able to put together a good tournament but I think he should spen more time looking after Daffney. Mike: On that topic, let's go to the ring.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Sybil, Texas, Daffney!
So little Taylor isn't here this week. Apparently, she's been told to stay away for her own safety because I'm dangerous or something.
Me? Dangerous? Did you see want she did to me? I'm the one who should be fearing for my safety. She made me BLEED!
HAHAHAHA!
Now this brings me to tonight. A little birdie told me Dr Stevie booked this match so I could get all my aggressions out and that would be the end of it. He still doesn't get it. This isn't about me, this isn't about Taylor. It's about how everyone is content to run around their pointless little lives, all the while denying who they really are. It makes me SICK!
And that brings me back to the here and now. I have to hand it to Dr Stevie. He still may be clouded by delusions that he could help me but he did book the perfect opponent.
I HATE cheerleaders. Running around with their little pompoms and being all perky but at the same time, being mean and bitchy to everyone else. They're the worst kind of self-deluders. I'm different. I don't wrap myself in a blanket by being happy and bubbly. I am...what I am.
Josie! You and your pussycats get out here. Let's see how well you do your little cheers with a broken jaw!
HEHEHEHAHAHAHA!
JB: Her opponent, being accompanied by Cheerleaders Melissa and Trisha, from Minneapolis, Minnesota, Cheerleader Josie!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:22:50 GMT -5
Daffney with a Bulldog
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2009 15:25:11 GMT -5
Daffney with a jawbreaker
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:25:19 GMT -5
Josie with a high kick!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:26:13 GMT -5
Daffney hits whatever her finisher is for the win.
So what now? I'm I supposed to be all happy and carefree because I got out all my aggressions? I doesn't work that way. I told Taylor, this has only just begun. This doesn't end until I say it does. Until Taylor admits what she is. That she is. Just. Like. Me.
* Dr. Stevie heads to the ring with a microphone*
Daffney, please stop this. You've made your feelings perfectly clear but it's time to move on from Taylor. I am not your enemy, just please let me help you.
Help me?! How can you help me? You don't even know what's WRONG WITH ME!
You said things would be different if I came to WCTNA. You said it would be better. That it wouldn't hurt anymore. But you were WRONG!
I admit that I have been busy as WCTNA Management Director but that doesn't mean I can't help. I know you, you've been having therapy with me for multiple years. What's happened in the past was not your fault but if you are looking for an answer, this isn't it. After all, look at what you did to Lauren. She's still at home recovering because she's not a trained wrestler but you still attacked her. Lauren may be suffering but that doesn't mean Taylor has to as well. Please, just stop this.
Maybe your right. Maybe I do need help. You know what, I know what I have to do know. Thank you, Doctor.
*Daffney gets a weird look of clarity her face as she leaves with Dr Stevie.*
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:27:09 GMT -5
Mike: I think Stevie handled that situation very well and hopefully Daffney will recover. Don: I could have handled it better. Mike: Of course you could have Don. Don: This argument is pointless. A bit like the team facing Brutus Magnus, Team 3D and their mystery partner in this next match.
JB: This is an eight man tag team match. Introducing first, the team of Andromeda, Phi Delta Slam and Shane Douglas!
JB: Their opponents, first at a combined weight of 825 pounds, the WCTNA World Tag Team Champions, Team 3D and the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
Well now is the moment you've been waiting for all week. Who exactly have the World Tag Team Champions, Team 3D, and the World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus, chosen to be on their team tonight in this eight man tag team match? Who is WORTHY of teaming up alongside these three physical specimens? Well, ladies and gentlemen, allow me to put you out of your misery and enlighten you as to the answer. So without further ado, please welcome.... Homicide!
JB: Their partner, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205 pounds, Homicide!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:27:53 GMT -5
Douglas with a Belly to Belly on Homocide
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:29:10 GMT -5
Brutus with a brainbuster!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 11, 2009 15:32:36 GMT -5
Magnus with a powerslam
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:35:21 GMT -5
Magnus hits the Tormentum on Andromeda to win.
Mike: Something tells me Brutus is going to have a much more difficult time at Hard Justice against Kurt Angle. Don: Oh please, with Team 3D and now Homicide in the way, Kurt will be lucky if he even makes it to the PPV. Mike: Two other men looking to get to the PPV are Chris Sabin and Scott Steiner. Don: TO THE... Mike: Do you really have to say it like that each time? Don: Alright then, PELE PELE PELE with Scott Steiner and Jenna Morasca
CHRISH SABIN!!!! TONIGHT, YOU'RE GONNA FEEL DA WRATH OF DA BIG BAD BOOTY DADDY!!!! I'M STILL ANGERY OVER LAST WEEK!!!! I SHOULD BE FACING BRUTUSH MAGNUSH AT HARD JUSTISH!!!! BUT IT'S OK!!!! CAUSE I GOTTA PLAN!!!! AIN'T DAT RIGHT, SURVIVOR CHICK?!!!
Umm... OK, here goes.
The X-Division is in shambles. The current champion, Eric Young, has been shown in the past to be unstable, and could easily have a breakdown at a moments notice. Is he really the right choice for X-Division Champion?
Meanwhile, you have Scott Steiner, who in addition to being a big name star, a certified genius, and an all around hottie, is also capable of flying around that ring with the best of them. WCTNA Management. If you want to restore credibility to the X-Division, look no further than Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner!
*Steiner looks stunned*
That... that was pretty damn good.
YAY!!! I did good!!!!
*Steiner shakes his head*
ANYWAY... SABIN, I'LL SEE YOU IN DA RING BOY!!!!! LET'S GO, SURVIVOR CHICK!!!!
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:37:19 GMT -5
JB: This is an X Division number 1 contender's match. First, being accompanied by Alex Shelley, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 205 pounds, Chris Sabin!
JB: The opponent, also from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 275 pounds, being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, he is Scott Steiner!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:38:54 GMT -5
Steiner does a backflip into a diving clothesline to Sabin!
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:39:00 GMT -5
Steiner wit sum Push ups
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:41:17 GMT -5
Steiner hits a 630 Shooting Star Split Leg Corkscrew Moonsa... locks in the Recliner and picks up the win.
Mike: With that win it will be Eric Young vs. Scott Steiner/Chris Sabin for the X Division Championship at Hard Justice. Don: And I think it's going to be a show stealer. Mike: Go on then, say it. Don: Say what? Mike: You know what I mean, Kurt Angle is backstage. Just say it. Don: Un-freaking-belivable? Mike: Take it Val.
Kurt, you are just moments away from facing Rhino. My question to you is why did you request this match?
I'll get to that in a minute but first I'd just like to say, it shows the company's trust in their champion when he gets booked in a throw away eight man tag where as the challenger to his title gets put in the main event. Anyway, the reason I wanted to face Rhino tonight is simple. Anything Brutus Magnus can do, I can do better. He beat Rhino at Victory Road so I'm going to beat Rhino tonight and I'm going to do it faster than Magnus. Champ, think of this as a preview. The only difference being that at Hard Justice, it's going to be a lot quicker and a hell lot more painful. That's real, that's damn real.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 11, 2009 15:42:30 GMT -5
JB: This is your Impact main event of the evening. First, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 270 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!
JB: His opponent, from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240 pounds, Kurt Angle!
3 Votes to Win, 15 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Deleted on Jul 11, 2009 15:43:52 GMT -5
Angle with a German suplex!
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