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Post by The Tank on Aug 1, 2009 15:22:54 GMT -5
Christy Hemme.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 15:26:41 GMT -5
Tank, I'm not gonna tell you again.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 15:34:46 GMT -5
Sarita hits the La Reinara for the win.
Sarita celebrates but quckly exits when Abyss comes into the ring to check on Christy. Sarrita wlaks donw the ramp when Traci Brooks appears at the top of the ramp. Sarita smiles and makes belts motions as Traci holds up the Knockouts title.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 15:38:48 GMT -5
Mike: This will Beer Money's last chance at those titles. Don: It's all or nothing for Roode and Storm. Mike: And we saw on Xplosion, the seemingly made an investment in the Blueprint Matt Morgan. Don: Robert Roode has deep pockets, Mike,
JB: The following is a six-man tag team contest set for one fall.
JB: Introducing team #1, being accompanied by Jacqueline, at a combined weight of 480lbs, James Storm and Robert Roode, Beer Money Incorporated!
*Robert Roode and Jackie Moore walk down the ramp as James Storm cruises by on the Boozer Cruiser. Roode is carrying a large metal briefcase.*
In six days, Beer Money is winning the World Tag Team Championships. But before we give you people a preview of that tonight by kicking the crap out of them...
*Crowd cheers.*
We have some official Beer Money Inc. business to take care of. Namely, insurance. See, everybody knows that Beer Money is better than Team 3D in nearly every way. We're younger, we're stronger, we're smarter, we're richer, we're better looking, we're...
*Roode looks over at Storm.*
...drunker?
Damn right we are!
...can't argue with that. But like I said: NEARLY every way. There is one place where Team 3D has the edge on us...
Yeah, they're twice the men we are. ANd by that I mean they're fat!
...okay, two places. But the place I'm referring to is numbers. See, Beer Money can just run to Brutus Magnus or have him get some other flunky to win the match for them.
So we decided it was time to even the odds. Cue the music!
JB: And their partner, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 305lbs, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
*The Blueprint struts down to the ring, giving each member of Beer Money a handshake before taking the mic.*
When Beer Money came to me about signing up with them, I had to think long and hard about it.........for about three seconds!
I mean, come on. You'd have to be retarded to turn down an offer from these two! You've got the man with more money than God and the living booze dispenser. If there's a sweeter deal out there than this, then.........somebody oughta show me where to sign up. But until then, somebody get me a security jacket.
*James Storm leaves the ring, opens the Boozer Cruiser, and takes out..........a Main Event Mafia Security shirt?*
Why do you have that?
Someday this'll be a collector item. E-bay, baby!
Anyways...Team 3D, with this investment, you two have officially lost the one edge you had on us.
Except the fact they that have a combined weight of a metric ton.
Whatever. At Hard Justice, we are walking out with OUR World Tag Team Championships. Because it pays to be...
BEER MONEY!!!
JB: Their opponents, Jesse Neal, along with theWCTNA tag team champions Brother Ray and Brother Devon, Team 3D!
*Ray grabs the Mic* Ray:You see we've noticed something recently One of our graduates has been in TNA for awhile now He's gotten nothing Well tonight we're going to show how much faith we have in him and how little we care about Beer Money's pet Gorilla Because we've got him here tonight We've got Jesse Neal to handle that pet Monkey So while Me and my Brother D-von beat the tar out of Brokeback Buddies you keep 'em off us got that Brother Jesse? Hang on The Big 7 footer guy? Ray:Yep The one who beat Hernandez,Sting and Petey?
Ray:Yes him You want me to fight him? In my first match You give me a Seven Foot guy with a Bad Attitude and a penchant for kicking people's faces off? This is how you look out for me? Ray:Better than No Limit who aren't booked and sitting at home WATCHING ME GET MY LEGS RIPPED OFF BY A ROIDMONKEY WITH AN ATTITUDE! Ray:Well then I'm sure they'll be jealous that your getting paid for it
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Post by The Tank on Aug 1, 2009 15:40:54 GMT -5
Beer Money Inc.
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2009 15:46:19 GMT -5
3D throws Neal over the top Rope onto Morgan,Storm,Roode and Moore
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2009 15:47:15 GMT -5
Storm kicks Ray
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 15:57:16 GMT -5
Beer Money hit the DWI on Neal and get the win.
Mike: Beer Money looking ready for their tag title match this Friday. Don: My money is still on 3D. Hey wait!
Beer Money and Team 3D start brawling again as a host of officials run down to break it up.
Mike: No love lost between Beer Money and Team 3D over those tag titles. Don: Well they better save something for Hard Justice.
The officials finnally manage to seperate Beer Money and Team 3D. Both teams stare eachother down.
Mike: Speaking of the tag titles, we have two teams that would love to get a chance at those belts. Don: Oh yeah. And either of the would be great champions. Mike Well we now know that GBH v PDS is now a #1 contenders match. they meet in singles competition next.
JB: The following contest is scehduled for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, accompanied by Bruno Sassi and Shane Douglas, he is one half of Phi Delta Slam, Big Tilly!
JB: And his opponent, along with Rob Terry, he is a member of GBH, Doug Williams!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2009 15:58:42 GMT -5
Tilly with a Healock Takeover while Douglas and Sassi pelt Terry with Limes
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Post by The Tank on Aug 1, 2009 16:02:55 GMT -5
PDS.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 16:13:51 GMT -5
Shane Douglas jumps on the apron. Rob Terry cuts him off but in turn is nailed by Bruno Sassi. The distraction allows Big Tilly to hits a huge powerbomb on Doug Williams and get the win.
Mike: PDS get the advantage over GBH. Don: Our future tag team champions right there. Mike: Which ones? Don: Well I... Mike: A lot of ramifications in our main event. Not least of which is the meeting between Brutus Magnus and his challenger at Hard Justice, Kurt Angle Don: Either man would make a great champion. Mike: Tonight they team with former LAX partners Hernandez and Homicide.
JB: The following is our Impact featured contest, a tag team match set for one fall.
JB: Introducing first, from Houston Texas, weighing 285lbs, "Supermex" Hernandez!
JB: His partner from Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, weighing 240lbs, Professional Wrestling's Only Olympic Gold Medalist Kurt Angle!
JB: Their opponents, first, from Brooklyn, New York, weighing 205lbs, Homicide!
JB: And, from the United Kingdom, weighing 240lbs, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by Deleted on Aug 1, 2009 16:15:03 GMT -5
Homicide with a Jumping Hug
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Post by The Tank on Aug 1, 2009 16:16:42 GMT -5
Angle & Hernandez.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 16:30:21 GMT -5
Angle his thae Angl Slam and then gets the ankle lock on Homicide. Homicide struggles but eventually has no choice but to tap out.
Mike: Jurt Angle gets the win going into his title match this Friday. Don: No matter who wins tat match we'll hve a champion to be proud of. Mike: See you on Monday for Xplosion whre Don West wil be joined by Jeremy Borash. Don: Yay! Mike: Goodnight folks.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Aug 1, 2009 16:58:44 GMT -5
What a dreary Impact that was.
I'll post the Xplosion card when we get a new thread.
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