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Post by The Tank on Jul 27, 2009 17:05:25 GMT -5
Eric Young.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 17:09:44 GMT -5
Young with a front facelock!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:11:10 GMT -5
Eric Young hits a DVD for the win.
DW: I don't know if he'll be able to do that to Scott Steiner. EY may be in trouble. JB: The match was made on Impact. At Hard Justice GBH will take on the Shane Douglas led Phi Delta Slam. DW: I dunno who I'm gonna give my patented Don West seal of approval to for that match. I can't decide. JB: Well maybe you could keep your opinion to yourself then. DW: Now why would I want to do that?
Penzer: The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, being accompanied by Shane Douglas, the team of Big Tilly and Bruno Sassi, Phi Delta Slam!
Penzer: And from Detroit, Michigan, at a combined weight of 415lbs, Chris Sabin and Alex Shelley, the Murder City Machine Guns.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 27, 2009 17:15:56 GMT -5
Motor/Murder City Machine Guns.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 27, 2009 17:16:08 GMT -5
Tilly with a clothesline!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:17:43 GMT -5
Motor/Murder City Machine Guns. Ahem.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 27, 2009 17:20:52 GMT -5
PDS hit a DVD.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:23:16 GMT -5
The Guns come in and go for a double team move but the ref gets the illegal man Alex Shelley out of the ring. This allows Shane Douglas to come in and nail Sabin with a chain. The ref turns back as Tilly gets the pin.
JB: Oh come on! DW: That was genius! JB: Moving on, we have some comments from Shawn Daivari earlier today. DW: ROLL THE TAPE!
Eleven days Jay Lethal. Eleven days until you and I meet one on one. The difference is, for once, we have something truly important to fight over. An opportunity to challenge for the WCTNA Legends Championship. Jay, after all the times I beat you, I was a little surprised that you were stupid enough to challenge me yet again. But all you’ve done is ensure your own defeat. Because at Hard Justice, The Legendary Shawn Daivari will prevail. And that, Jay, is the undeniable truth.
DW: Well he's ready for Hard Justice. JB: Um, yeah. Speaking of Hard Justice, Hernandez has issued a challenge faor tables match and he will meet an opponent to be determined. DW: Because mystery opponents never disappoint. Like mystery partners. JB: Tonight he faces the unique individual known as Andromeda.
The following contest is scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: First, from El Paso, Texas, Andromeda!
Penzer: And from Houston, Texas, weighing 285lbs, Hernandez!
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Post by The Tank on Jul 27, 2009 17:23:50 GMT -5
Hernandez.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 27, 2009 17:24:28 GMT -5
Andromeda hits a legdrop.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:26:03 GMT -5
You just don't listen boy, do ya? *takes out whip*
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:33:12 GMT -5
Hernandez hits the Border Toss for the win.
JB: Hernandez ready for whoever he'll face at Hard Justice. DW: Yay, I can't wait! Jeez... JB: The cryptic comments made by Raven left us none the wiser as to the reasons behind his WCTNA return. DW: Raven is just plain freaky. Like a lot around here. Have you been in that lockerrom lately? JB: Have you? DW: Well... JB: We got these words from him earlier today.
*we cut to Raven backstage in his usual position of sitting on the floor in a darkened room*
Do you know were the seven deadly sins come from? A 4th century monk Evagrius Ponticus listed eight evil thoughts. These were Gula or gluttony. Fornicatio or fornication, lust. Avaritia or avarice/greed Tristitia or sorrow. Ira meaning wrath. Acedia standing for acedia/despair. Vanagloria meaning vainglory. Superbia which stood for Pride.
In 590 AD, some years after Ponticus, Pope Gregory I revised this list to form the more common Seven Deadly Sins, by folding sorrow into despair, vainglory into pride, and adding extravagance and envy, while removing fornication from the list. In the order used by both Pope Gregory and by Dante Alighieri in his epic poem The Divine Comedy, they bring about the seven deadly sins we know today. Extravagence often replaced with Lust, Gluttony, Greed, Wrath, Envy, Pride and Acedia.
Now Acedia is the one that interests me. It basically means apathetic listlessness; depression without joy. It's often overlooked but it's state we all share from time to time.
Now Daniels? You may once have had similar viewpoints to myself. But you no longer inhabit my world. You have attempted to ascend to what I can never be. You have shaken your bonds. But deep down we are still the same. And eventually, like everyone else, you will realise that.
Quoth the Raven, nevermore.
JB: What is the deal with Raven? DW: He's always been like that? You just noticing? JB: That's not what I meant!
Penzer: The following contest scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from the City of Angels, weighing 224lbs, "The Fallen Angel" Christopher Daniels.
Penzer: And his opponent, from the Bowery, weighing 244lbs, Raven!
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Post by The Tank on Jul 27, 2009 17:34:45 GMT -5
Raven.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:36:33 GMT -5
*whips Tank*
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Post by Above Average on Jul 27, 2009 17:38:01 GMT -5
Raven hits the Raven Effect.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:40:46 GMT -5
Raven hits the Raven Effect to get the win.
JB: What exactly is Raven's agenda? DW: I'm sure we'll find out. JB: Earlier tonight we saw Phi Delta Slam in action, now it's the turn of their Hard Justice opponents GBH. DW: Man, I still haven't decided who to root for. JB: Maybe you could just be impartial for once? DW: Nah.
Penzer:The following tag team contest is set for one fall.
Penzer: First, at a combined weight of 464 pounds, they are the team of Cody Deaner and Jethro Holliday, Southern Justice!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, at a combined weight of 495lbs, Doug Williams and Rob Terry, GBH!
3 votes 10 minutes
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Post by The Tank on Jul 27, 2009 17:44:08 GMT -5
British Invasion.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:46:00 GMT -5
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Post by Above Average on Jul 27, 2009 17:49:02 GMT -5
Terry hits a powerslam.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 27, 2009 17:50:34 GMT -5
GBH hit a double team move of some kind to get the win.
JB: Don West's favourite tag team win. Or second favourite, who knows. DW: Zip it, Borash. JB: I'm doing my job here. DW: Well we're about to hear from someone better. Big Poppa Pump, Scott Steiner! And the lovely Jenna Morasca. JB: Do we have the subtitles cued up? DW: Shut up, Borash.
ERIC YOUNG!!! AT HARD JUSHTISH, YOUR TIME AS CHAMPION IS UP!!!! BIG POPPA PUMP IS OUT FOR GOLD, AND ILL BE DAMNED IF SOME PARNOID CANADIAN IS GONNA STAND IN MY WAY!!!! SURVIVOR CHICK!!!! TELL EM ABOUT MY NEXT TRAINING EXERCISE!!!!
Tomorrow, Scotty’s gonna work on his flips!
AND I’M GONNA BE ASSISTED BY SOMEONE WHO KNOWS ALL ABOUT FLIPS!!!!! PEP TEAM USA!!!!!! SO DON’T MISS IT!!!! STEINER OUT!!!!!!
DW: Wow, Steiner is focused. JB: Training with three cheerleaders wonder why. DW: You're just jealous of the Big Bad Booty Daddy. JB: Whatever, we have more important stuff. Like what is the deal with Matt Morgan. He goes out of his way to impress someone and last week Jaqueline hands him the mystious envelope. DW: Hello, Earth to JB! JB: I just...hey wait a minute!
JB: What the hell is going on? DW: How should I know? JB: Doesn't Storm tell you anything? DW: James Storm says a lot of things.
In two weeks, we step into the ring on Pay Per View against Team 3D...for the third time in a row. And I gotta say, I'm pretty tired of this.
So we've dropped the ball against those old folks. So we've come up short twice. So the hell what?!? This time around, we're walking out with OUR Tag Team Championships by any means necessary. Because I know James here is just as sick of this rut as I am.
And apparently, so are Team 3D. Because come Hard Justice, if we don't win those tag titles.........then we're done, according to TNA Management. Beer Money is officially banned from getting a tag title shot until Team 3D has lost the titles.
You see this is our last chance. As long as Team 3D hold those belts, we don't get another shot. So Bobby and I are gonna make this one count.
You see luck is a funny thing. Southern Justice found out on Impact that sometimes luck just ain't on you're side. Luck is honest. Luck is fair. But in the end, you make you're own luck.
So 3D at Hard Justice, we will be...sorry 'bout your damn luck!
As for tonight? Well, we've got business with this upcoming match.
*Beer Money join the commentary team.*
JB: Well Beer Money joining us here at the announce booth. What's going on guys? RR: Borash, a good businessman keeps his cards close to his chest, alright. JS: Hey DW, how's it going? DW: Will you get your damn feet off the desk?
Penzer: The following is our Xplosion main event.
Penzer: From Fairfield Connecticut, weighing 305lbs, "The Blueprint" Matt Morgan!
Penzer: And his opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 255lbs, "The Icon" Sting!
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