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Post by Deleted on Jul 23, 2009 23:03:07 GMT -5
OH LOOK AT THIS SHIT RIGHT HERE!
ANOTHER YOUNG PUNK IS CRYIN INTO HIS PILLOW
LET THE FRANCHISE TELL YA SOMETHIN Mama's Boy
The Franchise used to cut promos that were worth 23 Stars and 4 f***ing Moons into his bathroom f***ing mirror back then and he was lucky if two people did a what chant!
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Toates Madhackrviper
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jul 24, 2009 0:52:56 GMT -5
Hernandez deadlifts a massive amount of weight and drops it.
Yo, ya'll haven't heard from me in awhile. See, I've been spending most of my time right here. Training. See... Supermex hasn't held gold in a damn long while folks. And he's tired of that. I'm ready to go for the gold again. And this time... on my own.
So, I'm doing what people tend to do around these part to get noticed. An open challenge. An open challenge for Hard Justice. I'll take anyone in this company on. I'll take them on, and I destroy them. Cause I'm friggen Supermex.
But to add a little more interest in my idea, I would like to request two stipulations.
One, that the match be a Table match.
Two, that it be a number one contender's match.
Now, that can be for the Legend's belt. Or, since Supermex thinks he's ready for the big one, the World Title itself. And hell, Supermex can FLY so if it's the X-Division title, it's the X-Division title. I'll take whatever I can get!
But I want a number one contender's match godamnit. And I'll take anyone on
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 24, 2009 7:07:32 GMT -5
Can I request PDS vs. GBH at Hard Justice? We just had that match on Xplosion. What's the point? |
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Post by Toates Madhackrviper on Jul 24, 2009 12:27:25 GMT -5
No really, I'll take anyone. I'll take Jim Cornette if I have to. Hell. I'll take KONG.
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Post by Deleted on Jul 24, 2009 13:02:28 GMT -5
No really, I'll take anyone. I'll take Jim Cornette if I have to. Hell. I'll take KONG. |
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 4:20:08 GMT -5
Impact is tonight and not counting my guys, it currently has ZERO promos.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 25, 2009 4:46:38 GMT -5
Impact is tonight and not counting my guys, it currently has ZERO promos. I'll probably send you a Rhino promo. You'll get a Beer Money promo if Tank gets back to me. Do you have it clear what's going on with the Taylor/Daffney stuff? |
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 8:39:43 GMT -5
Impact is tonight and not counting my guys, it currently has ZERO promos. I'll probably send you a Rhino promo. You'll get a Beer Money promo if Tank gets back to me. Do you have it clear what's going on with the Taylor/Daffney stuff? Yeah, I know exactly what's going down. |
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 15:00:43 GMT -5
Don: Welcome to the 33rd edition of WCTNA Impact.
Mike: I'm Mike Tenay and it would seem that my partner, Don West, is trying to take my Professor nickname.
Don: Relax, why would I want anything to do with you outside of working together on this show?
Mike: Humble as ever I take it.
Don: Even more humble than usual as we have a special guest joining us for our first match.
Mike: Black Machismo Jay Lethal joining us at ringside.
Don: And it's great to have you here Mr. Lethal.
Jay: You may call me Jay. I'm out here for a very simple reason. Two weeks ago I defeated Booker T right here on Impact. At Hard Justice, I've got a match against Shawn Daivari so I want to see if he can do the same.
Mike: Take it JB.
JB: Impact's opening contest is scheduled for one fall. Introducing first, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, Shawn Daivari!
JB: His opponent, from Houston, Texas, weighing 252 pounds, being accompanied by Sharmell, Booker T!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 25, 2009 15:04:10 GMT -5
Daivari with a legdrop
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Post by Above Average on Jul 25, 2009 15:04:28 GMT -5
Daivari hits a leg lariat.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 15:05:56 GMT -5
Daivari hits the WMDDT for the win.
Jay stands up and looks at Daivari before heading backstage.
Don: Both those men are focused on their match at Hard Justice and it may steal the show.
Mike: Another man focused on Hard Justice is Kurt Angle and I had the chance to interview him eariler today.
Since coming to this company in 2006, you have made one of the biggest impacts, no pun intended, in WCTNA history. You have battled with the likes of Samoa Joe, Sting and AJ Styles but at Hard Justice, you face Brutus Magnus for the WCTNA World Heavyweight Championship. What are your thoughts heading into this match up?
I have a lot of respect for Brutus Magnus. When I first joined the WWF as it was known then, I became European and Intercontinental Champion in my rookie year where as Brutus Magnus decided to go straight to the top. Only problem is, there's nowhere to go but down. Brutus, you may have beaten Petey Williams, Rhino and AJ Styles but you've never faced me one on one. Unlike most of this roster, you're not an idiot so I'll spare you the broken freaking neck crap and tell it to you just how it is. Your world title run ends at 154 days because at Hard Justice, this Olympic Gold Medalist breaks your ankle and becomes champion yet again. You think you can stop me with Homicide and Team 3D. Think again. Tonight, me and Beer Money take them out so at the PPV, Storm and Roode can walk away with those tag titles in just few seconds and when it comes down to the main event, it's just you and me. 50-50 chance you win but considering I'm Kurt Angle, I like my chances. And that's real. That's damn real.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 15:06:41 GMT -5
Don: I supported the idea of Kurt Angle as world champion.
Mike: Oh please, you've spent the last month going on about how great Brutus Magnus.
Don: All I'm saying is that you shouldn't put all your eggs in one basket.
Mike: Up next, Taylor Wilde faces Cheerleader Trisha but with her recent problems with Daffney, I wouldn't blame Taylor if her mind is elsewhere.
JB: This contest is scheduled for one fall. First, from Isle of Man, being accompanied by Cheerleaders Josie and Melissa, Cheerleader Trisha!
JB: Her opponent, from Toronto, Ontario, Canada, she is Taylor Wilde!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by Above Average on Jul 25, 2009 15:07:22 GMT -5
Trisha hits a spine on the pine.
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Post by The Tank on Jul 25, 2009 15:08:58 GMT -5
Taylor.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Jul 25, 2009 15:09:04 GMT -5
Taylor with a dropkick
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 15:09:10 GMT -5
Taylor picks up the win with a rollup
Melissa and Josie climb into the ring and all three cheerleaders go after Taylor. She manages to fight them off for a while before the numbers become too much. Suddenly, Daffney of all people comes to the ring and start attacking Pep Team USA. With her help, Taylor manages to clear the ring but when she notices who is with her, she quickly turns her back and leaves. Daffney follows with a look of disapointment.
Don: This is the second week Daffney is trying to show she's changed and Taylor still won't accept that.
Mike: Can you really blame her?
Don: I just hope Dr. Stevie still has something in mind.
Mike: Rhino is moments away from facing Kevin Nash but before that, he has something to say.
Don: TO THE BACK!
Two former Legends champions down. Sting and Booker T have already found out that am focused on the Legends championship. But that was only the beginning.
Tonight I would be facing Lance Hoyt. But he had to go and run off to that pale imitation of ECW. So tonight I face the man who was Lance Hoyt before he was Lance Hoyt. Kevin Nash. A fitting replacement since he was doing Hoyt's gimmick for years.
Now Big Kev I hope you understand this is nothing personal. You and I actually have a lot in common. The difference is that politicked your way to titles you didn't even earn. Whereas I...I had two world title reigns that I was screwed out of by people like you.
And this brings me to AJ Styles. You have to understand, this isn't about you. This is about prestige and honor. This is about you walking out and then waltzing back in like nothing happened. I get that you were frustrated. It happens to us all. I know that better than most. But most of us GET OVER IT!
At Hard Justice, I'll take your pride, I'll take your dignity but more important, I'll take your title. And then , assuming you haven't walked out again, I'll take your congratulations.
Thank you.
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Post by MikeyMania on Jul 25, 2009 15:10:38 GMT -5
Don: Your next Legends Champion.
Mike: What makes you so sure of that?
Don: Just watch.
JB: Impact continues with this next match. Introducing first, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 317 pounds, Big Sexy, Kevin Nash!
JB: His opponent, also from Detroit, Michigan, at a weight of 270 pounds, The War Machine, Rhino!
2 Votes to Win, 10 Minute Time Limit
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Post by The Tank on Jul 25, 2009 15:11:44 GMT -5
Rhino.
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Post by Above Average on Jul 25, 2009 15:12:15 GMT -5
Rhino with a Gore.
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