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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 15:51:33 GMT -5
Beer Money double team Rob Terry to get him out of the ring. Storm goes for the Last Call superkick on Willims but he ducks and hits the Chaos Theory for the three.
Penzer: Here are your winners: GBH!
Tenay: GBH advance in the Tag Team Tournament Taz: They just beat former champions, they could go all the way. Tenay: TO THE BACK were we are about to her from the X Divison Champion Scott Steiner.
SHAWN DAIVARI!!!! TONIGHT, YER GONNA BE STEPPIN IN DA RING WIT DA CHAMPYON OF DA X DIVISHON, BIG POPPA PUMP!!!! ARE YEW OUTTA YER MIND BOY??!!! IMA WHOOP YEW AROUND DA RING, YA HEAR ME??!!!!
Daivari enters.
Oh, I hear you Scott. Loud and clear. Now, I want YOU to hear ME. Scott, don't misunderstand my dislike for the soc-called "legends", such as yourself, as disrespect. While I do appreciate everything you and Rhino and the rest have done, it's simply time for you guys to step aside and allow myself, and Jay Lethal, and others to take our spots as the next big stars in this company. Face it Scott, you're all washed u-
Steiner slaps Daivari across the face and walks off. Jenna walks up to Daivari.
Scott says he'll see you in the ring.
Jenna runs after Scott, as Daivari remains behind rubbing the side of his face.
Tenay: Tensions between Scott Steiner and Shawn Daivari reaching breaking point. Taz: They'll settle it in the ring next.
Penzer: The following non-title contest is scheduled for one fall. First, from Tehran, Iran, weighing 215 pounds, Shawn Daivari!
Penzer: And, from Detroit, Michigan, weighing 280 pounds, being accompanied by Jenna Morasca, he is the WCTNA X Division Champion, "Big Poppa Pump" Scott Steiner!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 13, 2009 15:53:20 GMT -5
Daivari hits a lariat.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 13, 2009 15:53:54 GMT -5
Daivari hits a moonsault.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Sept 13, 2009 15:54:19 GMT -5
Steiner clotheslines the piss outta Daivari.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Sept 13, 2009 15:56:46 GMT -5
That's what happens when you take the tag belts off Pep Team USA. Hell yeah. After all the work I done with them.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 16:00:21 GMT -5
Steiner lifts Daivari for the Steiner Screwdriver but Daivari slides down the back and rolls Steiner up for three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Shawn Daivari!
Taz: Daivari may have indeed laid a claim to the Legends title there. Tenay: Well he definately has to be in consideration foa rematch.
Tenay: Wait a minute, what is this? Taz: well it looks like Jethro Holliday and Cody Deaner. Teany: I can see that, what I want to know is whay they're out here.
*Jethro Holliday and Cody Deaner make their way to the ring,Jethro climbs in while Deaner grabs a mic and hands it up to him* TWO WEEKS AGO! TWO WEEKS AGO AH WON THAT BATTLE ROYALE TO FACE MAGNUS Not Chris Sabin Not Homicide Not Bobby Lasley JETHRO MOTHERf***IN HOLLIDAY! AH'M THE ONE WHO SHOULD BE IN THE MAIN EVENT! But am I? Am I Deaner? Unless ah missed sometin big ya ain't No ah ain't Ah'm doin' nuthin Ah'm watching my best shot slip away so that Bobby Lashley can gedda a world title shot on his third night here Well guess what? Ah've got a working mans sensibility Y'know what that means? Yer frequently drunk at Parties? Well yes but it also means Ah don't give up Ah find a way to get to the top Cody? Gimme the sack *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a sack with the No Surrender Logo on it* Ah won this at No Surrender When ah beat Kurt Angle multiple time worlds champ and Alex Shelley former X-Divisioner champ Everybody been wonderin what it is? Well here we go *Jethro opens the sack and pulls out a Contract* DIS HERE IS A WORLDS TITLE MATCH CONTRACT AH JUST FILL IN MY NAME AND PUT WHAT DATE AH WANT AND IT'S MINE AH'M PUTTIN IN THE DATE AS BOUND FOR GLORY AND THE NAME JETHRO MOTHERf***IN HOLLIDAY Cody gimme a pen *Deaner reaches into his fanny pack and pulls out a Plaque labelled ''PROPERTY OF AJ STYLES* Thass not it *Deaner throws the plaque over his shoulder and pulls out a pen with a girl in a bikini on it* There we go and if ya get it wet the bikini disappears *Jethro signs the contract on Deaner's back when suddenly.............*
Jeff Jarrett's theme music begins to play in the arena and he makes his way out onto the stage of the iMPACT! Zone with a microphone in hand.
Hold your horses there Jethro, and I don't mean literally. Jethro, that contract IS for a World title match. That is an absolute fact! But Jethro, there's one little detail you may have missed on that contract. And that is the part of the small print which says that this title match has to be approved by Jeff Jarrett.
AH EARNED THIS SHOT JARRETT AH WON THAT BATTLE ROYALE!
You and I both know that officially you won that battle royal. It was official until our new Management Director decided to resolve the controversy. You know as well as every single fan around the world that you were thrown over the top rope and both of your feet hit the floor. You know that you had no right to be declared the winner of that match! Then a fair outcome was determined last week on iMPACT! when Bobby Lashley earned the right to face Brutus Magnus at Bound for Glory for the World title.
And YOU know as well as Ah do that what the Ref doesn't see is worth ass and all He didn't see me get tossed But he saw everybody else land on their asses just fine
Don't you DARE take that tone with me. Just remember which person around these parts is actually signing for your paycheques every month. That'd be me, Jeff Jarrett. As far as your complaint goes. The matter is closed. You didn't win the Gauntlet. You lost. Bobby Lashley won fair and square. You lost out!
Well that's just f***in' perfect t'ain't it then? Bobby Lashley gets his shot after getting tossed in the first one Yet he's still going to Bound For Glory ain't he? But AH'M THE ONE WHO'S GOING NOWHERE NOW TELL ME JEFF WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE?
Okay, I've heard enough of this crap. You know the difference as well as I do. To get back to my original point of being out here, you can have a World title shot at some point. I will have no problem signing off for you to have one. Maybe at an iMPACT! in the coming months you can have your chance.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2009 16:01:44 GMT -5
Yes, I won! I was really worried there for a while.
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Post by Above Average on Sept 13, 2009 16:01:50 GMT -5
Um... what? That promo isn't finished, and is intended to be for Xplosion, so what in the f***?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 16:04:45 GMT -5
Tenay: Jethro Hollidy throwing his name into the hat to face Brutus Magnus. Taz: He's gonna have to wait in line, Don. Lashley's got dibs.
Penzer: The following contest is our WCTNA iMPACT! main event scheduled for one fall.
Introducing first, from Fairfield, Connecticut, weighing 330 pounds, The Blueprint, Matt Morgan!
And from Denver, Colorado, weighinmg 252 pounds, Bobby Lashley!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 13, 2009 16:05:34 GMT -5
Lashley hits a running powerbomb over the top rope through a flaming barbed wire thumbtack covered table on Matt Morgan.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Sept 13, 2009 16:05:49 GMT -5
Bobby hits an alabama slama.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 13, 2009 16:05:57 GMT -5
Lashley with a spear!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 16:06:27 GMT -5
Um... what? That promo isn't finished, and is intended to be for Xplosion, so what in the f***? TTS didn't say. Why the hell did he PM it to me if it isn't done?
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 13, 2009 16:06:33 GMT -5
Lashley with a spear. Not the wrestling move, an actual spear through the chest of Morgan.
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Post by Above Average on Sept 13, 2009 16:06:48 GMT -5
So, is there a reason why an unfinished promo was posted?
Oh okay, PN isn't to blame. Dead on. f***ing hell.
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Haha. What a story Mark.
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Post by Marvelously Mediocre on Sept 13, 2009 16:08:38 GMT -5
Lashley with a spear. Not the wrestling move, an actual spear through the chest of Morgan. best vote ever!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 16:11:05 GMT -5
Morgan goes for the Carbon Footprint but Lashley ducks and comes off with a Spear. Lashley covers for three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Bobby Lashley!
Lashley points in celebration.
Taz: Bobby Lashley rolling toward Bound For Glory. Tenay: I wonder what the champion thinks of that. Taz: Magnus should be taking notice. Tenay: See you for Xplosion on Monday but for now, goodnight from the iMPACT Zone.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 13, 2009 16:11:46 GMT -5
Lashley with a spear. Not the wrestling move, an actual spear through the chest of Morgan. best vote ever! Thank you ;D
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 13, 2009 16:12:13 GMT -5
So, is there a reason why an unfinished promo was posted? Oh okay, PN isn't to blame. Dead on. f***ing hell. I'll take it down if you like.
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Post by MikeyMania on Sept 13, 2009 16:13:29 GMT -5
On the topic of that promo, Jethro beat Angle and Shelley at Slammiversary not No Surrender.
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