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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:24:51 GMT -5
AJ goes for the Pele by Rhino dodges. AJ gets to his feet and is met with a GORE GORE GORE! Rhino covers and the ref counts to three.
Penzer: Here is your winner: Rhino!
Rhino helps AJ to his feet.
JB: Lot of respect between these two. DW: And from Shawn Daivari. JB: Are you kidding? You call that respect? DW: Whatever.. Let's go to someone a lot whole lot prettier than you, JB.
This is SoCal Val, backstage with the founder of WCTNA, Jeff Jarrett. Jeff, last night on iMPACT! you prevented Jethro Holliday from using his guaranteed title shot opportunity, alluding to some stipulation you had entered into the contract to ensure that the title match had to be approved by you. Can you tell the WCTNA fans why Jethro Holliday has been prevented from using his chance.
You see it's simple. Jethro Holliday is a fantastic wrestler, but what he is not is a markettable star player. Bound for Glory is the biggest PPV of the year for WCTNA wrestling, and at that event the main event for the World title is between Brutus Magnus and Bobby Lashley. Two of the most marketable and two of the most talented athletes in the business. All Jethro would do by being in this match is make people lose interest. I'm sorry Jethro, you're not a main event wrestler in this business. I have a lot of respect for you, and I like you. But this is a business decision. I know you will be good enough to make the undercard Holliday, but in my estimation you're not good enough to compete in the star attraction. It's nothing personal against you It's just business.
But the contract does say any time, any where...
Look we didn't think someone would be silly enough to actually try to ruin the biggest PPV of the year. He can have his title shot down the road, but not now. Like I said before, an iMPACT! show some week after Bound for Glory would be ideal. He can put on a good showing on a free show and try to prove everybody wrong. But people pay for pay per views. It's implied in the name. And while Magnus v Holliday, or Lashley v Holliday is a quality match, it isn't of a high enough quality to warrant the headline spot on this PPV event. And that is the end of the matter. Case closed.
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:25:59 GMT -5
JB: It's time for the second first round match in the tounament for the vacant tag team titles. DW: GBH already advanced with a win over Beer Money, lets see who's joining them.
Penzer :The following contest is a tag team tournament match set for one fall.
Penzer: First, at a combined weight of 685 pounds, Bruno Sassi and Big Tilly, Phi Delta Slam!
Penzer: And their opponents, at a combined weight of 440 pounds, Jay Lethal and "The Pope" D'Angelo Dinero!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:28:01 GMT -5
Bruno flapjacks Dinero
Sassi:Mmmmmm Flapjack
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Post by Above Average on Sept 14, 2009 17:29:41 GMT -5
Lethal hits a brainbuster.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:29:47 GMT -5
Lethal with a Lethal Elbow!
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:31:36 GMT -5
Am I seeing things or did Rosa just morph into Alissa Flash?
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:32:31 GMT -5
Am I seeing things or did Rosa just morph into Alissa Flash? MAKE HER TURN BACK! MAKE HER TURN BACK!
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Post by Above Average on Sept 14, 2009 17:34:24 GMT -5
Am I seeing things or did Rosa just morph into Alissa Flash? I think you're imagining things.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:35:06 GMT -5
Am I seeing things or did Rosa just morph into Alissa Flash? MAKE HER TURN BACK! MAKE HER TURN BACK! Or just give her a short skirt and some pompoms.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:35:27 GMT -5
Am I seeing things or did Rosa just morph into Alissa Flash? I think you're imagining things. Rosa just really let herself go Then Dunked her hair in a barrel of Grease
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:35:49 GMT -5
Dinero hist the Pope Mobile and Jay follows up with the Lethal Elbow.
Penzer: Here are your winners: Jay Lethal and D'Angelo Dinero
JB: Lethal Dinero join GBH in the semi-finals. DW: And they'll meet the winners of the match between Team 3D and the Guns. JB: And I understand, that match will be this week on iMPACT.
Jeff Jarrett makes his way out to the broadcast table alongside Jeremy Borash and Don West. He shakes the hands of both men.
JB: May I just say, what a pleasure it is to have you here with us at this time, Jeff. JJ: You certainly may JB. It's good to be out here. I've been away from the business for a few months now, and it's good to be back on the shows even just to see the wrestling up close. DW: Well Jeff, you've had some nasty things to say about Jethro Holliday. You must really hate this guy! JJ: How many times do I have to say it? Nothing personal, just business. I'd have said the same thing to anyone not worthy of main eventing Bound for Glory, and that's not an insult. Very few people make it to that level Don. This guy is nowhere near ready, and that's gonna be proven tonight against Sting.
Penzer: The following contest is schduled for one fall. First, accompanied by Cody Deaner, from Waxahachie, Texas, weighing 245 pounds, Jethro Holliday!
Penzer: His opponent, from Venice Beach, California, weighing 255 pounds "The Icon" Sting!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:36:13 GMT -5
MAKE HER TURN BACK! MAKE HER TURN BACK! Or just give her a short skirt and some pompoms. No because I don't want Michelle McCool and Kelly winning the Tag Titles
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:39:35 GMT -5
Sting with a splash!
Sorry, but Daivari's doing the legends killer gimmick.
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Post by Above Average on Sept 14, 2009 17:41:48 GMT -5
Sting hits a reverse DDT.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:42:26 GMT -5
Jethro with a Headbutt
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:48:29 GMT -5
Holliday goes for the Ace of Spades but Sting counters by tripping the legs and trys to lock in the Scorpion Deathlock. Cody Deaner pulls a pair of brass knuckles from his fannypack, jumps in the ring and nails Sting in the back of the head.
Penzer: Here is your winner by disqualificaion: Sting!
Jeff Jarrett leaves his announce position and goes to check on Sting as Southern Justice leave.
JB: What a cheap shot. What the hell did that prove? DW: I dunno. Jarrett says this isn't personal but it looks like Holliday is taking it personal to me.
*Darkened area backstage where Daffney kneels next to Raven sitting on the floor*
Taylor? Listen carefully.
You know Saint Anthony is one thought to have said "A time will come when the whole world will go mad. And to anyone who is not mad they will say: 'You are mad, for you are not like us." That time is at hand.
This is gonna be good.
You know there is this match that I lay claim to. I call it a Clockwork Orange House of Fun match. I pride myself on creating one of the most viloent and brutal matches in wrestling. Daffney is challenging you to join her as the first females to compete in this match.
*Daffney starts bouncing up and down, clapping her hands*
HEHEHEHAHAHA!
Anger, vengence, pain. These things can eat away at a person. You can try to repress it. You can try to hold it back. You can try to deny it. But it will still continue to grow... stronger, and stronger. Like a malignant cancer, that can't be satiated. Each of us manifests our pain in different manners. Whether it's three in the morning in bed... tears in one's eye. Whether it's a need to destroy everything beautiful, or just simply shutting one's self off from society.
I just have one question, Taylor. Do you prefer to give pain? Or to receive it? I'm happy to accomodate.
You know what the difference is between you and Daffney, Taylor? You sit in your little safety bubble and when people call you crazy, it bothers you. When they call Daffney crazy, she enjoys it. After you and Daffney have torn eachother apart, people will wonder which one is the crazy one? Quote the Raven nevermore.
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:48:30 GMT -5
Thats like the first win Sting's had in a year isn't it?
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Post by Perpetual Nirvana on Sept 14, 2009 17:52:35 GMT -5
JB: A Clockwork Orange House of Fun match? Are they serious? DW: This isn't gonna end until one of those girls kill eachother, JB. JB: Hopefully it doesn't come to that. DW: Let's focus on more pleasent things, like our main event. JB: The world champion faces a tough test at Bound For Glory but tonight won't be eay either as he faces Hernandez.
Penzer: The following contest is our Xplosion main event, a non-title contest scheduled for one fall.
Penzer: Introducing first, from Houston, Texas, weighing 285 pounds, Hernandez!
Penzer: And from the United Kingdom, weighing 240 pounds, he is the WCTNA World Heavyweight Champion, Brutus Magnus!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:54:02 GMT -5
Magnus with a powerslam!
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Post by Deleted on Sept 14, 2009 17:54:06 GMT -5
Brutus with a Vaulting Elbow
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