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Post by wolfe3001 on Dec 28, 2006 19:25:42 GMT -5
Vincen MacMahon should hire a guy with a deformed ahdn to feud with Cena. The guy's finisher would be the seven knuckle shuffle.
Now who doesn't think this idea is right up WWE's alley?
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 28, 2006 19:26:47 GMT -5
Me.
Also, am I the only one who knows "Five-Knuckle Shuffle" as a euphamism for, uh ... getting to know oneself a little better?
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Post by nestlekwik on Dec 28, 2006 19:35:50 GMT -5
The five knuckle shuffle was a term I first heard in middle school and that was a good 12-13 years ago. It seemed to have been a term that was lost in the ... well, shuffle, because when he first did it and they announced the five knuckle shuffle, I laughed; Everyone else in the room was like, "Huh? What's so funny?"
And technically, if someone did the move with two hands, couldn't that be the ten knuckle shuffle?
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Post by duxgutz on Dec 28, 2006 19:37:58 GMT -5
Me. Also, am I the only one who knows "Five-Knuckle Shuffle" as a euphamism for, uh ... getting to know oneself a little better? 1.) Jerkin' the Gherkin 2.) Chokin' the chook 3.) Waxing the dolphin 4.) Shaking hands with the unemployed 5.) Flipping tadpoles 6.) Spanking the monkey 7.) Feeding the ducks 8.) Wrestling the ferret 9.) Bashing the Bishop ...Mate, I gotta million of 'em! ;D |
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Dec 28, 2006 19:43:01 GMT -5
Me. Also, am I the only one who knows "Five-Knuckle Shuffle" as a euphamism for, uh ... getting to know oneself a little better? 1.) Jerkin' the Gherkin 2.) Chokin' the chook 3.) Waxing the dolphin 4.) Shaking hands with the unemployed 5.) Flipping tadpoles 6.) Spanking the monkey 7.) Feeding the ducks 8.) Wrestling the ferret 9.) Bashing the Bishop ...Mate, I gotta million of 'em! ;D Whacking the weasel? |
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Post by Deleted on Dec 28, 2006 19:53:14 GMT -5
Me. Also, am I the only one who knows "Five-Knuckle Shuffle" as a euphamism for, uh ... getting to know oneself a little better? 1.) Jerkin' the Gherkin 2.) Chokin' the chook 3.) Waxing the dolphin 4.) Shaking hands with the unemployed 5.) Flipping tadpoles 6.) Spanking the monkey 7.) Feeding the ducks 8.) Wrestling the ferret 9.) Bashing the Bishop ...Mate, I gotta million of 'em! ;D |
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Post by KAMALARAMBO: BOOMSHAKALAKA!!! on Dec 28, 2006 19:56:02 GMT -5
1.) Jerkin' the Gherkin 2.) Chokin' the chook 3.) Waxing the dolphin 4.) Shaking hands with the unemployed 5.) Flipping tadpoles 6.) Spanking the monkey 7.) Feeding the ducks 8.) Wrestling the ferret 9.) Bashing the Bishop ...Mate, I gotta million of 'em! ;D Whacking the weasel? Also you can't forget the classic, "slaughtering the pig". |
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Dec 28, 2006 19:56:38 GMT -5
Also you can't forget the classic, "slaughtering the pig". I'm partial to "pulling the plonker". |
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Post by duxgutz on Dec 28, 2006 20:10:59 GMT -5
You'll all grow hairy palms & go blind!!!!! ;D
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Post by Austin's Middle Finger on Dec 28, 2006 20:13:14 GMT -5
You'll all grow hairy palms & go blind!!!!! ;D Tugging the todger? |
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Post by Ace Diamond on Dec 28, 2006 20:14:11 GMT -5
Also you can't forget the classic, "slaughtering the pig". I'm partial to "pulling the plonker". "Slap-boxing the One-Eyed Champ"? "Choking the Monkey"? "Pulling up on the Joystick?" well, euphemisms aside I do recall Ken Shamrock using the phrase in the WWF either as a taunt or a pre-fight shout thing. |
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Post by G✇JI☈A on Dec 28, 2006 20:24:22 GMT -5
Have Cena feud with a someone who wears an eye-patch and is named Snake.
Think about it.
License to print money.
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Post by therob on Dec 28, 2006 20:24:33 GMT -5
Wouldn't having five knuckles already mean that you have a deformed hand?
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Post by odanobunaga on Dec 28, 2006 20:31:25 GMT -5
Me. Also, am I the only one who knows "Five-Knuckle Shuffle" as a euphamism for, uh ... getting to know oneself a little better? You just made Cena 10 times suckier to me. |
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Post by "Hollywood" Cactus Matt on Dec 28, 2006 21:09:23 GMT -5
4.) Shaking hands with the unemployed That one wins the "All-Time Contest to Determine the Best Euphamism for Touching Your Own Naughty Bits." (the guy that names the contests got fired for "massaging his third leg" at work.) |
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Post by King Fox -1017 Bricksquad on Dec 28, 2006 22:02:50 GMT -5
What about "polishing the helmet"?
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Post by cuneo77 on Dec 28, 2006 22:04:41 GMT -5
how about tug of war with cyclops and pat the robertson?
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Post by "IcePic" Rick Cobos on Dec 28, 2006 22:22:51 GMT -5
sharpening the pencil
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Post by Metalheadbanger Man on Dec 29, 2006 10:00:35 GMT -5
Shaking hands with the one-eyed milkman
My friend also calls it "badgering the witness"
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Post by Fundertaker on Dec 29, 2006 10:05:45 GMT -5
Only if Ocelot or Ninja Grey Fox interfere and cost the match to one of them.
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